JJO Morning Show Podcast

Flights are grounded and our very own Ski Ball is stuck at the airport.  Some hungry guy shot at a Taco Bell.  There's a new Gladiator movie on the way.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the Sex Fix - Jessica's bf went for a hike in Colorado and hasn't come back.  We are planning a heist and this dude said we can hide out in his ma's basement.  You need some of this D, yo.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We went off the rails early in the morning, sorry not sorry.  The queef parody nobody wanted.  Dude's got panties on his face. Mr Skin is back and blew his 2023 wad already.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The mystery of the foot in the Yellowstone hot spring has been solved. What the hell happened in the 80s? Wisco be shakin'.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some bitch in Monroe has been stealing from cemetaries and we hate her.  Some other bitch is the world's worst mom.  Butter, butter everywhere.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dana White and his wife had a slap off.  Rolling Stone put out the stupidest list ever.  Some broad and her ma sold dead bodies without consent and the real crime against humanity is her hairstyle.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2023 is off to a rip roaring start! Walruses doing a fap n nap in front of kids, machete attacks, and resolutions that won't stick.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Xmas bits up the ass.  That's an old ass chicken. Turn your heat on, bro, you're never going to get laid.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some a-hole pulled a gun on a pizza duder and we'll have NONE of that!  Nikki gives us one of the WORST fakes ever.  The most ridiculous law has been passed and it is SO Madison.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dangers titty elbow exploded live on the air.  He also spent 70 bucks on 2 drinks, it was quite the weekend for our special boy.  Space Force sounds like the JJO Bullpen.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

 Miss Wisconsin was crowned Miss America and she's a gosh darn nuclear engineer, which means we talk about stuff we are not qualified to even think about.  Some dude threw a Christmas Tree at his wife.  Is Danger even listening?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sex Fix has Vicki trying to find love at her kids daycare.  That's an old pair of pants!  How eating raisins will make you a better lover.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Patti Labelle bomb threat??? You can't shoot squirrels in your cul de sac, brah.  We find out the bizarre story of Betty Lou Oliver.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Danger has massive problems during the world's worst morning show trivia game. The Otis Redding plane crash anniversary brings out some cool stories! You named your kid what????  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Danger clearly feels comfortable with all of us cuz he shares some pretty personal information involving his under carriage. Pizza Pthursday and nativity scene shenanigans.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TSA found a dog in a back pack at Dane County Regional Airport and we have the inside scoop.  The holidays are bad for your health.  Hump Day news gets Danger all riled up.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our BFFs Fame on Fire joined us in the Sound Lounge and we fell in love with them even more.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Florida doesn't disappoint this weekend, tons of news stories from America's Wang.  Mr Skin checks in. Some mom saved her daughter from a rabid raccoon and it's friggin' AWESOME! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How u gonna be scared of Santa as a grown ass man?!?! Bartender appreciation day! Cory Marks is Canada's cultural attache.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have another Crobot update.  Christine McVie died and now we all want 70's coke. The greatest invention ever? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Johnny's elbow is swollen and warm and feels like a boob. You spend too much of your life untangling xmas lights.  Tiffany gives us a weird Fake at 8.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We dive into the worst decisions in music history.  Lucy's new bf has a 6 month no sex rule.  The janitor has been rubbin his wiener on everything.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bucky has a new football coach.  Lil Nugget was born at a fast food joint.  I invented an app called "Bitch, what you lookin' at."  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jamie isn't cut out for farm life on the Sex Fix.  One Thanksgiving dish has got to go! Brit's Fake at 8 is BRUTAL.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The first Thanksgiving crime of the year.  National Stuffing Day.  Your gift giving is gonna get you dumped.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.