JJO Morning Show Podcast

Cardi B may have hit the wrong broad with a microphone.  Liz's hubby took the money and went to the casino.  Bologna on white bread for life!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everyday is punch a nazi day.  All it takes is one dickbag to ruin ice cream for the rest of us.  The Splat calculator returns.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After this interview with Jeremy Piven we crowned him the coolest mothafucka we evah met and fed him cheese curds.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There are definitely aliens and they are probably into anal.  Pizza Pthursday traces the mothership of Kirkland pizza.  How to live longer... why tho?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's effin' hot up in herr.  Mustard gets the credit it deserves.  Guinness World Records round up!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Sex Fix has a bad proposal.  Airplane bathrooms aren't for everyone, apparently.  The Northwestern hazing scandal gets WORSE somehow.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cocaine sharks are a real thing, yo!  Yellowstone morons have taken over the park, and they're multiplying. A real life cowboy called in and she's a BAD ASS.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trixie's in with amazing beers and Kevin Bozeman crashes our tasting!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hazing at Northwestern makes me want my own human carwash WITH CONSENT THO.  SPAM chat gone wild.  Pizza Pthursday introduces us to the greatest band ever, Pizza Death.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the Girl Barber vs Jeff Bezos.  I got 20 on the Girl Barber.  Darth Valley is a thing and a Fake at 8 to top it off.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sofia Vergera is single and Danger thinks he has a chance.  Sex Fix asks if you've found "THE ONE." Burrito assault, brah.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ding Dong Twinkie smash up.  The pizza lady stole the kitty cat!  What the hell is a greasing palace?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What is the food chain hall of fame? Drunk wedding guests be cray.  My nuke silo is bomb.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If your phone is broken, you are not alone.   A third of y'all don't even wanna talk to your hair stylist.  Vegas shenanigans get OUT OF CONTROL. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That's a big effin' baby.  How soft does your effin' tp have to be? Make some mojitos today you bitch.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cockfighting is still a thing, eh?  Pepsi ketchup. Gym creepers be everywhere, er no. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

 We've crafted a blockbuster script and the movie will soon be made.... THE BLUFFS GOT EYES, BRAH will make us trillions of dollars! mwahahahah.  Also, Dangers version of talking dirty is very very uncomfortable.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Elon Musk vs Zuck in the Roman Colosseum cuz why not?  My balls is hot cuz it's hot af on planet Earth.  Pizza Phtursday has JETPACKS!!!!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sue Johansen died and we're broken up about it!  You can't throw your 3 year old in jail, Officer.  Costco crackdown! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a literal dumpster fire on the beltline.  Madonna in ICU.  Danger can't stop clapping.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

IDK what's worth Ryan SeacrUNT taking over every damn thing or the air quality in Madison rn.  John Stofflet retired and the governor showed up.  A gofund me flub.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Roll back them miles, bro.  Shut that gosh darn beeping off.  Why are you so sensitive?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Vanna White wants money, mofo!  Rubix cube on the ocean floor.  Corey Taylor calls in from France, cuz he's fancy.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Elon Musk challenged Zuckerberg to a cage fight and it's probably gonna happen and WHAT IS THIS TIMELINE ANYWAY????  Submersible go boom.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a submersible missing filled with 5 rich dudes; also missing is our empathy.  National Selfie Day has us reviewing our favorite selfie deaths.  The napping olympics should be a thing.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.