JJO Morning Show Podcast

Theresa has a unique Sex Fix that has us puzzled.  There's a submersible lost by the Titanic and we're dicks.  The AI DJ is taking our jobs.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The worst way to go home from work early.  Ice cream for breakfast.  Box Cutters for all the kids! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jennifer Lawrence has issued a cease and desist to Danger; he can no longer mention how much he loves her on the air.  Bands most played songs revealed, and there are some shockers in there! Weirdo thief takes to FB.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Charlie Sheen's daughter is making bank on Only Fans.  Donnie Scott of the Mallards shares epic old time baseball stories! Pizza Pthursday goes bad.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wash yo' sox brah.  T-swift Bathroom panic.  Turns out, she's not dead, Jim.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Friday fish fry takes a bad turn on the Sex Fix.  Banana peels are a menace! Pat is leaving Wheel of Fortune and we know who should replace him.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Masturbation with showerheads and vibrators is apparently the devil but I ain't about to stop.  Another wacky Japanese pizza.  Chocolate Ice cream SUCKS.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Road trip season is here and we're hittin up the corn palace! Ope, I didn't mean it, put the tits back up, girls.  Toe Wrestling is alive and well, wait, what?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What could make boobs better? Danger has the lottery blues again.  Selling body parts is not ok bro.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man, oh man.  Grad season always provides us with some quality news, but the "gradudate" story almost killed me.  That was a swan and you know it, you little snit.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let's rip on Scientologists since another famous one just got convicted of sexual assault. National Barefoot day! Wash them thangs.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are you happier when you're not under the "man thumb" whatever that is? Some dumb beaver almost got gored at Yellowstone.  The secret to a long life is good sex and good sherry, according to this one old slut.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back from the holiday weekend with a new Sex Fix about closure.  BEARS! Skateboarding gave you one huge leg.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tina Turner died and we cry and cry.  Trixie is in with the Pick 6 Craft Beer Review.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kraft singles are getting a new textured flap and it's all the rage.  Who knew we could talk about Billy Joel for 10 straight minutes?  Le Tigre Lounge is legendary.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Peculiar Sex Fix as Hillary ponders busting out her sister's secret.   Which animals like seeing you at the zoo? How many arrests can we pack in one news story?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is being the top Onlyfans subscriber just another way to support your step daughter? No.  No, it's not.  This just in: Men love their wieners.  We drank a strange ladies tea in Denver and lived to tell the tale.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

National Pet Month launches us into a discussion about billboards.  Pizza Pthursday transforms into a 3 way and Trixie is in the with Pick 6 Craft Beer Review.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Madison duder used the couch scene from Silence of the Lambs as straight up inspo to rob some guy, then hid the gun in a litter box.   Some Utah hoe killed her husband then profited off a children's book she wrote about dealing with grief and I just wanna punch her in the face.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dis bitch on the Sex Fix needs to let it gooooooo.  Turns out eating *ss isn't just for holidays.  The drunks were out in full force on Sunday.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got some answers about the 500 lbs of pasta found in the woods, but now we have more questions.  They might as well just line up the Kentucky Derby horses and shoot them right out the gate.  A night manager at a hotel started sucking guests toes without consent and it gets weird after that.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cinco De Mayo, a day white ppl r confused about but still celebrate.  Poopy neighbors, literally.  Marcus Aarsvold love sesh.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Danger doesn't want Kate Bush inducted into the Rock and Roll HOF.  Local radio dude tries to break a record and we're supporting him in our own way.  How to not be a concert douche.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI is the devil and we have the proof!  National Paranormal Day makes me wanna binge scary movies!  Pornhub vs Utah.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Danger vs fast food kiosks.  Mr Skin talks old taters.  Don't worry, they duct tape all the planes together.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.