JJO Morning Show Podcast

No it's not the latest album from Limp Bizkit it's from Subway.  Red Wine flooded the streets and we all listened to really crappy music.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Women aren't masturbating enough.  Total toothpaste nerd wins a Guiness Record.  Would you call a fish ice cream sundae a COD-crete mixer?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Missing f-35.  Lance and his peculiar relationship with cheese. Trixie's Pick 6 Craft Beer Review. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We had Matthew McDonough of Mudvayne in studio and we had a blast together! We birthed MATT CHAT See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Poor Roslyn gets a little tooty during sex during the sex fix.  Bob Ross is a pimp.  Cleanliness is next to godliness 11 days a year.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Quite the scandalous weekend!  Lauren Boebert gets her boobs fondled in a packed theater. Russel Brand is a perv.  Kitty cat rescuers are sent from heaven.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

National Thank You Day.  Jorts are back and extra jorty.  Jesse James Dupree calls in and talks about his new song.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Steven Tyler has bleeding vocal chords.  Toy hall of fame is always a fave subject, poor kid flashbacks fo sho.  A Milli Vanilli documentary is on the way. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We do a deep dive into our weird emotional attachment to Motley Crue.  Screwing on a plane.  I won an award and Danger is a little jealous.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amanda's 21 year old son is dating a much older lady and we are here for it!  People of Walmart + Florida man = chaos.  Cat Chat!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What are y'all thinkin' about during sex? There's a manhunt in Pennsylvania and we're cleaning house.  Some lady almost got crushed by a T-Bell sign!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leigh joins us to talk about their upcoming Halloween show!!! Turns out Ace Hardware is the SUPER friendly place. The One Chip Challenge gone bad.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

3 legged bears love white claws.  Pizza Phtursday and National Beer Lovers Day, hell yeah! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Danger went to make out parties as a kid and that just sound fishy to me.  Shaq helped out a kid with size 23 feet.  Is it time to become a nudist?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We pound a lot of tubed meat during the summer.  7 billion hot dogs.... I may have a mullet kink now.  Taylor Swifts diaper should be a hot pocket flavor.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It can't be THAT small, cuz that lady rode it.  Self checkout kiosks are making us more lonely, or so we are told.  Are beer goggles real er no?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your butthole can now taste like pumpkin spice, cuz why not?  What is "the rent funk?"  AC/DC has more than one song.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you're lookin' to hook up with a coworker, start with the human resources department.  Drunk driving irony.  The best/worst career day story.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wenzels in Wisconsin made the World's Longest Slim Jim.... what are they made of anyway? There's a national epidemic of ppl throwing their kids into ceiling fans and I want off this planet.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do emojis make you a better lover? Dolly Parton is my favorite human.  Is that a spear in your windshield or are you just crapping your pants?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kid Rock drank a Bud Light, does that make him gay? Will it make me gayer? Axe wielding pilots are losing their minds! Take a pee, go to jail.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Madonna's birthday is cause for remembering all the times we have seen her vagina.  National Rum Day! Racist Casino Karen caught in the wild!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

LOL is SOOOO 2019. we've moved on to IJBOL.  Wisco is drunk, again.  Julia is in love with a pharmacist.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's National Tattoo removal day but we're talking about getting more. A lady in Texas was attacked by a snake and a hawk at the same time.  Chaos at the Ozarks.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get ready for bad karaoke.  The lil people are mad.  Someone's been rubbing their butthole on the community binoculars.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.