JJO Morning Show Podcast

What's happening to the fire hydrants? A remote tribe in the Amazon got the internet and now they're all lazy and watching porn.  Lenny Kravitz is dodging poon tang. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Granny got launched by a bison and now vacation can really begin.  The Treaty of Vagine.  Try and get the turd in the picture.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Something weird  happened with a wedding dj.  Come for the buffet, stay for the live child birth.   What came first the egg or the portal that released a chicken from another dimension?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Touch o Machete right here in Wisco.  I can't believe nobody has been shot on the top of Mt Everest.   Rich ppl and their bathroom cams.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The audicity of Cory.  Jerry Seinfeld and dominate masculinity.  Pizza Pthursday features the AI glue pizza.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Couple billionaires are headed back to the ocean floor.  Doing dishes is not a work out. Some dude jerked on a check at the dollar store.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wheel of Fortune fail doesn't even fit.  What's going on at Kirks?  Mamaw's gotta rockin' OF.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Where does the word queef come from?  Ticketmaster is taking a hit hopefully.  Nug loaf update.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

RIP Red Lobster.  Christine is something else on the Fake at 8.  We've sure come a long way with this porn thing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The difference between a parade and an indecent exposure charge is a permit.  Kid Rock wants you to think he's cool.  How long can we talk about potatoes?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Grace's man needs to take care of his teef.  It's cool to pee your pants. Parent or Squatch?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An open face sandwich is a pizza.  Showbiz vs Chuck E Cheese.  That pill sounds useless.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tiffany's mom is straight outta porn hub.  Celebs are getting randomly punched.  USPS raceway!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Boeing probs.  Worst graduation ceremony ever.  Grow up and give a blowjay already.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandwiches are hard.  Totes cheugs.  That smell isn't mine.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Danger finds out what drip is.  Paul is very flexible.  Baby Reindeers real life Martha is breaking her silence!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Boys Scouts changed their name and for some reason people are upset.  Pickleball paddle meet machate.  That's pretty fast for a drunk dude.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kelly has a familial problem.  It's so dark outside! JUST LOOK!  Bears are everywhere.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's worse than paying it forward? Someone winning the lottery on the first try.  The drunk map is speakin' truths.  Stupid teens doing stupid teen stuff.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sleep Theory invades the sound lounge and we laugh our asses off.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That bear at those ducklings like I eat cheese curds.   Cheeseball Man is the hero we need.  Pizza pthursday.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

She couldn't have broken the world record without adult diapers.  AI Priest was a bad idea.  How to be sexaaaaaay. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hailey can't get a dude to eat her box.  The ground certainly stopped his fall.  Fake at 8er vs paraglider.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Holy bees batman.  Mifflin Street Party Bingo.   Hot dogs save lives.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're not THAT lonely.  Stupid kid in the claw machine.  Cicadas all damn morning.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.