JJO Morning Show Podcast

Teleprompter reading is hard, mkay?  Eating cicadas is a conspiracy!!! Kevin Bozeman checks in.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Flame throwing robot dogs.  Gimme my nuggie sauce.  Salmon semen injections.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just say no to the money shot.  Genitals of the day is a feature nobody wanted.  Sammer Sausage from the Wienermobile visits us and Danger has never been more prepared.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Earth day extravaganza. Stanley tumbler beat down.  We need more Kevin Bacon. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's the weirdest thing you've done with a banana.  Denise is our pony. How important is a blowie?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You'll pry these crocks from Dangers cold dead feet.  Julia married a bitch.  Worst fake ever? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Velvet Chains woke up early and kicked some ass and now we're besties.  Big hair, meet big brains.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you flush the s**t you must acquit. Gary's Girl.  Walking farts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's a road trip?  Tattoo regret.  Lance and Danger are disgusting.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You stared at the sun, dummy.  Faking your own death seems like more work than just paying for your kid.  The worst parody song yet.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get that Walmart money!!! This bitch made us deplane.  Cicada Fever.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Halloween party for assholes.  We are team howard.  Who does this leg belong to?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trouble at 30k feet.   Do you still hear the screaming of the toilets?    The Nelson twins are our favorites.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No Butt Stuff Club. Tomb of irritated biatch.  Stupid Mary Lou Retton.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Talking hot dogs!!!  Eclipse probs.  Peepants lady is big mad.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What are you wearing big boy?  Chow down on that candy, bro.  April fools er no.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't ever say hey girl to me again.   Hot dog flavored water.  A real throuple.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Diddy havin' a bad week.  You must make a yakrifice.  Hairy broads are where it's at.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just say I love you ffs.  Jack should've been the one that was saved.   They didn't even knock. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Change your undies. I'm rethinking my entire relationship with billboards.  Yellowstone A-hole.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seriously, eff that dude.  Oreos IN SPACE BRO! What about your friends?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That kitty cat traveled a loooong way.  We got laundromat probs.  Schmear the vodka butter.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The cooler cat prevails.  Just bury that anywhere.  LMK if I have a chin hair I gotta pluck.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Peg that dude already.  Lower your expectations. That's a nice duck.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lance has some problems with bathrooms and life in general.  Pizza Beer is here.  The bread is your problem now, brah.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.