JJO Morning Show Podcast

Brit brit vs The Osbournes.    Run from the crazy broad!  Last thing I'm gonna hear before I die is 'your stock portfolio is down 30%" I just know it.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

National hot dog day.  Ingrid was drunk and I'm so Fergilicious.  What should I get on my knucks? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The granny porn search isn't what you think it is. Fergie hands the crown over.  Don't panic when there's a knock on the bathroom door. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mac N Cheese meeting.  RIP Richard Simmons.  What's the devil's shot glass?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS???? YUP!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dude was naked in the lazy river.  Hot dog eating scandal.  Trixie's in with the pick 6 craft beer review.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Hawk Tuah girl is making $30k to host a party. The butt luge has returned.  The Everyone's tired, go to work, pussy.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Unsanctioned fireworks? NO WAY!  Keeping it real when it comes to Midwest Nice.  Naked car shows are a thing and we are all about it.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nathans Hot Dog Eating Contest goes all Stand By Me.   Why does it always come back to sharks?   Danny Trejo will kick your dumb ass.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Put some ointment on it.  Where did animal crackers come from?  Cleaning is a huge turn on?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How late is late? The long arm of the law came for the Vermont State Troopers.  Round Up and Mountain Dew isn't the cocktail you're lookin' for.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You can't just put any poop in your butt.  Dude needs therapy.  Not the Potato Head controversy.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We laugh, we cry, no really, we do cry in this one lol.  We find out a lot about Myles, including his desire to be abducted by aliens but not to have his butt probed.  He tells us what a gigmare is and sings us a couple tunes like the power house he is at 7 in the morning.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Vince Neil at Summerfest was cringey. Racing in the mall parking lot.  I don't always chase strippers but when I do it's with a gun and at 2:45am.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Instant karma is so great.  Who steals a swing set from autistic kids? Strap them things down.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JT's bad night.  Always take the tour! Bill Belichick and his 24 year old gf are all the rage.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Abby needs to accept the fact she lost 7grand.  Waffle House throw down. The tale of a bear named Big Bastard.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amusement ride woes.  Sexy jobs that make you broke.  Driving backwards at a super fast speed with a trailer is the most terrifying thought ever.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have a Taco Bell baby and the story is CRAZY.   The baristas have had it!   Nuts will not get you out of a speeding ticket.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How hard can it be to turn a knob, bro?  Lance and Johnny's massages took a weird turn.  What a first date....  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Danger pees a lot in pools.  Stop washing your cheese. I'm gonna put this steak in my purse for later.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"What's that in my pork rinds?" is a terrible game.  The Stephen King version of Footloose sounds awesome.  Is this heaven? No, you're still in Ohio.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

His name is Acid Farts.  Sooo many Guiness World Records.  J Lo might be a cword.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Something's fishy!!  Busted by the Funyun breath.  Hidden talents exposed.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We are still mad about tipping.  The giraffe gods will now eat your child. Pizza Pthursday has us trading stocks.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.