JJO Morning Show Podcast

Stop bitching about people's Halloween decorations!   Dancing with the stars cast is YUGE.  What's with the California Psychics?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Turns out we don't know dick about Australia.  National wildlife day is cray.  The nudists were murdered over a tree!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joey Chesnut and all them damn hot dogs.  A Louisville serial pooper. Ranch chugger.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PHIL!!! We love Phil sooooo much!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gatorwine FTW.  What a crappy purchase.  Poor friggin' Denise.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Queef Free Since 2011.  Do not get on that ride, bro.  How hard do we work? Not very.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nothing weird about a grown ass man meeting one on one with high schoolers in the bathroom at a Denny's.  I like an ice cold busch latte at the laundromat at 10pm on a hot summer night.  To bidet er no. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feed that bitches arm to the tigers.   Make a dead bitch pay!   Here's a cover nobody asked for.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I haven't started sucking yet.   There's only one ferry here.   How much to insure my horse... wiener?   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tits out against Ticketmaster.   National Radio Day.  Finger in your butt.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're an adult, have ice cream for dinner.  How to get out of a sinking car.  Sorry sir, I forgot where I put your skull.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everyone's Social Security number was stolen.  Pitch Forks on Parade.  Trixie is in with the Pick 6 Craft Beer Review.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pop up goldfish tank.   Touch o machete.  No sex for six months? Well then you're buying my house bro.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Madeline is crushin on her dasher.  F U PSL.  Applebees 4 life bro!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

National Vinyl Record Day is really making Danger dig into the memory banks!  Dave Mathews poop dumpiversary.    Let's bring back some old skewl insults.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your bank will never facetime you and ask you to get naked.  Pizza Pthursday has an angry bride and poophole loophole.  Olympic craziness.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tesla bros are weird.  Window washers need to make more money.  My topless auctioneer career begins today.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Michelle's BF sends bday cards to his exes.  Bag of drugs is bag of drugs.  Dude almost got shot for not taking out the trash.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Either Gojira controls the weather or I had good weed.  She didn't have it her way. Chicken wing day.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Camper Kenny and Fugitive Jerf updates....what's with these chuckleheads.  Boneless wings are just nuggets, and we'll die on this hill, together, with saucy fingers.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shady things in the fifth wheel camper.  Billy Ray Cyrus sounds like absolute shite.  Chili dog day.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Whales are attacking,  sharks are on cocaine and Yellowstone is exploding.  That bitches nip fell off.  Tequila talk.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Donna isn't listening to a damn thing we say on the Sex Fix.  Remember pens with the clock on em? Like, why?   Marty McCoy from the Lonely Ones checks in and shares his new song The Bottom with us!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Teenie Weenies r the new TP.   Why are dudes into Danger so much lately?  The EAA is gonna get us all.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Finally, the airport employees get to freak out.  You can't get punchy over pizza.  The F35s have been busy this week.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.