Dee

JJO Morning Show Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 1054 episodes

Johnny & Dee replay the day. Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.

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Dee

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Maybe It's Cuz Her Taters Swung Too Low 21.10.2024 43:05

I can't even eat a jelly roll anymore. I smell a big ol lawsuit for kickin' that lady off the plane. Nobody wants Danger's organs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't Google "Is All Sperm White" 18.10.2024 45:35

We'll find a joke somewhere in here. La chancla!!! Keepin' it real with John Danger. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Return Of Elk Hunt 17.10.2024 49:02

Ignorance is bliss until you're crappin' your pants. Nazi Free dining isn't a thing here. One of my favorite Pizza Phtursday stories ever. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Just Shoot My Ass Cheeks, Lance" 16.10.2024 45:39

Can AI please punch you in the face? When ottomans attack. The biggest douche sheriff of them all! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lauryn Hill Flys Frontier? 15.10.2024 37:31

National Cheese Curd day. Dude's don't even realize she has 2 vaginas cuz they aren't paying attention lol. That's a kkkandle. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Talk About Ham Hockers 10.10.2024 30:11

Haters gonna hate and it feels soooo good. My damn Dominos stock went down again. You can't just put the kids to sleep at school. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cyberpants Can't Help Your Sad Erection 09.10.2024 41:22

Dude, those pants do sound pretty cool. 10 year old kid is an asshole. Attack of 100 effing raccoons. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'd Pay $5 To Touch His Nubs 08.10.2024 47:15

You need time to be a slut, don't get married too young! So many drunk drivers, so few songs about them. Wood chippers are dangerous and people are stupid, it's an awful combination. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Top Ten Things We'd Do To An Eye Socket 07.10.2024 38:55

Can I put the dude back into the wrecked car? You can't just tap Ray Jay in. Not everything is PTSD. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here We Sit With A Thumb Up Our Ass 04.10.2024 50:18

National CB Day. Dude broke in and did her chores for her. Chad Daniels is a funny funny man. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Proud Member Of The International Tit Pullers Union 03.10.2024 40:33

Polar Bear for every child. So I guess we're hoarding TP again *facepalm*. A fake at 8 for all the farmers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't Tell Your Grandkids You Slept With Twins, Papaw 02.10.2024 38:44

Who needs goats when you have neighbors on coke? Mustard beer sounds delish, actually. Hump day news brings the crazy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That Bitch Ate A Chicken Wing In A Strangers Poo Cloud 01.10.2024 40:15

Marcy doesn't understand why her man watches porn while he wacks it. Corey Taylor has Dave Grohl's back. Feet people are so frickin' weird man. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Crackoon Is Definitely Getting Someone Cancelled 30.09.2024 33:06

Meth Moose sounds absolutely terrifying. Soooo many celeb deaths this weekend. Sounds like a gay ski trip to me. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In Lieu Of My Balls Biatch Will Be There 27.09.2024 36:50

Tip fatigue is real, yo. To tuck er no? How much of my money do you need Jeff Bezos? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Just Wanna Take This Bra Off 26.09.2024 37:05

Shrimp and pancakes is the white people version of chicken and waffles. Pizza Pthursday has us all hot n ready. More like a jukebox zero. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Hate To Bring Up The Erection Situation 25.09.2024 45:53

Danger will do anything to keep his job. We could talk one hit wonders all morning. Possibly my favorite fake of all time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm Sure Your Vagina Isn't Too Loose But I'll Feel It Out 24.09.2024 42:54

Jessica is worried about her floppy front butt. Goodbye, Kmart! She blew her arms clean off. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We Were All A Little Hardon The Octomom 23.09.2024 36:10

If you want me to leave just tell me!!! What is reverse irony? Nobody knows. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That's Not The Shaved Buffalo I Thought It Would Be 20.09.2024 45:30

Hairy buffalo came from Minnesota, not Ohio??? Take your light bright and go home. Celeb hall passes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Imagine Me Feeding You Pizza In A Toga With An Apple Up My Ass 19.09.2024 39:12

Is the limo dead? International talk like a pirate day. Pizza Pthursday. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Us Balls 18.09.2024 40:21

Howcome we never get invited to a freak off? Paoli be cray. Furburger didn't make the list. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This Is The Only Cat You Can Eat *Points To Cooter* 17.09.2024 43:31

Bridgette can't figure out how to get hit on. Stop letting your animals just roam around everywhere! Cat Chat has a remix that's lit! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No, We Cannot Breathe Out Our Buttholes 16.09.2024 38:48

Dude stole the kids entire lemonade stand. We really like to swear. Jack from Dead Poet Society is our new BFF. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Will Brake For Pussy 06.09.2024 33:34

They fed the bear cub taco bell ffs. Get a cow hug. When are you getting laid? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.