JJO Morning Show Podcast

Get paid to watch christmas movies, or don't and let me get the job.  Morgan Freeman's thanksgiving sounds LIT!  Say good bye to rapey plant. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dude just left 40 kids at the wrong bus stop.  I'm not sure what Danger has going on with his Amazon dude but I'm not here to judge.  Do I smell like pee? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who's gonna drink lemonade from some weirdo, unless they're hot? Don't thumbs up me, you asshole.  Gum smackin' son of a bitch.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just hop on a cruise already bro!!!  Family drama at Turkey day.  Audrey Marie Schnieder doesn't give a single eff!!!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lance has mice probs.   Keep your carp face away from me!  World Toilet Day!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's called a carrot ffs.  Your Australian accent makes you seem funnier than you really are.  Totes Charcrutes.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That was no bear.  Plastic is the devil.  This bitch freeze dried her cat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dude was dead in the tanning bed for 3 days.  National PIckle Day has everyone goin' nuts!  Danger watches a baby being born on air and it's awesome.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're sitting on the toilet too long, bro.  Kum n Go dun went.  Free range parenting gone wrong.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Touch of Machete.  Are we just over the holidays?  Johnny's fish died and all hell has broke loose.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Watertown drama!!!  I'm not here to kink shame, but some of y'all are weird.  Gen Z is scared to poop at work.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Outbreak monkeys!!! Why is there pistachio salad on my head?  Michael Yo is one cool mofo.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That's an impressive cock. Pizza Pthursday.  Stix Zadinia of Steel Panther.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin Bozeman joins us for ultimate stupidity.  Don't you dare shame my sleeveless shirts.   We all know a Tim.  All chocolate and no peanut butter.    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Launch these balls out your mouth.  National Donut Day.  Fresha You Betcha!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brian from Badger Honor Flight tells an AWESOME story about playing soccer with Iron Maiden. Sore Tit Gary strikes again.  Drink the tears of your enemies frfr.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh my goodness, bro!   Croc wearing nazi killers.   National Sammich Day.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's our favorite thing about Halloween?  That dude visited every Pizza Ranch and didn't crap his pants.  That's not the filet of fish I ordered.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Under ground hot dog connection.   National candy corn day.  Rearburger nightmare.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Fall Y'all er no?  It's a fanny pack not a belt bag!!!   That bitch hurt herself on ice cream. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hot Pocket attack.  House of 190 corpses.  Dude bit off a fingertip.    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've found the bad onions.   Turns out weed pizza isn't always a good thing.  Anyone can drive those and that's wild.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So this is how we get snakes on a plane.  Pizza pthursday has cocaine jokes.  That drunk dude almost got obliterated by the Secret Service.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That broad knows how to set a goal.  Crocs and fanny packs makin' it rain the poontang. Stuck in a tight spot.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

National nut day.  Darryl has an alien Darryl that he channels and it's effed.  Alien fake at 8.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.