JJO Morning Show Podcast

The dog will be fine, someone will pet it.  The difference between entertainers and morning show DJs.  The onion hug.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Drunk mowing.  Richard Gere vs Sly Stallone.  Put the phone away.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stolen porta potties, but why? Maybe Sally Struthers is the problem.  Hawaiian Punch vs Five Alive.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bonnie Blue had 8 miles of ween pass thru her in 12 hours.  The weed fairy blessed someone.  Brad Pitt is not in love with you.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can we get off the runway, please? Dude's scared to talk on the phone.  This anti pineapple rhetoric will not stand.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show and tell at work day.  Some 9 year old got a real tattoo and the internet is divided, as always.  What could go wrong with bring your own bucket day? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We don't really know what to do when the pigs attack.  The best of ppl, the worst of ppl.  Are you telling me they're Pershings???  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stupid Yellowstone isn't gonna blow for awhile now.  Banned hot dogs!!!   Apparently Danger's going to Silk today.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bring back the waterbed!   Coin convo returns.  The driveway jerker.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The legos killed everybody.  One sauce to rule them all.  Be nice to the Fakers, whores don't grow on trees.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Charles in Charge now.   2025 Predictions.  Sonny Mayo!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Xmas Eve Nutjob is pretty proud of himself.  Psycho goat killer on the loose.  Squatchin' got ya killed.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Good vibes only bro.  Baby Jesus stolen.  Danger in a ditch.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Santa's fighting crime in these streets.  When trailer hitches attack.  Hawks are the coolest.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

They stole a what now? Shabusiness is back in the news and it's a doozy. Is there a place you people haven't had sex?? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Maple Syrup Day.   Creepy pervert lawyers and judges.  Just hanging out doing hot dog math.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I had no idea vegan strip clubs were a thing until today.  No, dude, you aren't a professional drinker.  The drones are multiplying.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aliens and HUGE effin' drones.   Hey Luigi, it's me, Mario!!! Baby Jessica is the effin' reason we have the stupid 24 hour news cycle!! That bitch!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chug that coffee, bro.  They found Luigi.  What's with the Christmas Pickle? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Googly eyes are too expensive.  That drunk driver just gave up.  Stop collecting garbage bro.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The booze pantry needs donations.  The color of the year is doo doo brown.  We are bringin' back tetherball! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What song is gonna play at your funeral? Pizza Pthursday.  The Taco Bell drive thru cam is here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone hit the damn plane at the VFW.   Shoplifting at the shop with a cop event is so incredibly stupid I can't even.  At home circumcision gone wrong, who woulda thought? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Honkin' horn hero.   Vaginas are cool too.   Goodbye taco tuesday, it's 2 finger tuesday.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't you dare call it yacht rock.  Just say no to roller coasters.  My banana art work is gonna hurt.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.