Dee

JJO Morning Show Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 1054 episodes

Johnny & Dee replay the day. Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.

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Dee

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Back In My Day We Ran Tains, Not Robbed Em 25.02.2025 45:13

Billy McFarland is back and dang it he's gonna make money.  The cat took a giant dump at 3 am and woke my ass up.  Train heists, who knew?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You Paid For The Twink, You Got The Twink 24.02.2025 38:33

Gambling is not for everyone.  Is Hooters a thing of the past?   Drunk deja vu. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Choke Your Emotional Support Chicken 21.02.2025 44:32

Everyone is irritated.   Dragged or drug? Buying concert tickets feels like a circle jerk these days.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm A Fan Of Plump Beaver 20.02.2025 40:18

The Slit.  I'm not some sort of frog milker. PIzza Pthursday.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Captain Cword Is A Little Clammy 19.02.2025 39:51

National Airboat Day.   Chicken chat.   Your ideal work week.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just Get Stuck In The Dryer Already, Lady 18.02.2025 42:10

Step brother lovin'.  We're upside down, that's not good.  Lego thefts are a bfd!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

LBJ Just Needed Some Room By His Nuts 17.02.2025 46:52

This is eggsausting.  It will be the best bridge, ask anyone.  President's day mania!!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm Not Gonna Work At The Dildo Factory Anymore 14.02.2025 42:52

Use your damn blinker!!!  A whale swallowed a kayaker and we're all terrified to kayak now.  I still don't know what joke Danger was trying to make about dildos.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

IDK About Ham Radio, But I Do Know About Ham Wallets 13.02.2025 35:01

Did you know Chubby Checker protested outside the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame?  Margaritas be the nectar of the gods.  World Radio Day.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Reveal Baby Gender, Start A Fire, Burn A House Down, Stab Your Buddy, Shoot Grandma In The Face 12.02.2025 44:39

A garlic bath bomb is the WORST idea.  Hug it out bro. The psychic above the flooring store cannot cast a love spell for you.    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Wish Kid Rock Would Stop Telling Me To Clap I'm Holding An $18 Drink 11.02.2025 47:43

Kid Rock is high maintenance.  Dude needs to stop drinkin, cuz he's gotta history!  National guitar day!!!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If You'd Stop Touching Little Boys You Wouldn't Have To Rebrand 10.02.2025 42:48

Don't go to the doctor on the cruise ship!!!  Boy Scouts rebranded.  Be part of the movement.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tuck Them Flaps In, Girl 07.02.2025 40:33

How many people fell yesterday? Worst jobs to be working naked.  Kids swearing.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Barfed Up A Pellet And Said Goodbye 06.02.2025 31:36

Johnny's perfect day is pretty damn funny.  Maybe you really should sleep on it.  The friggin' owl died.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Check Out My FitBit Ball Gag 05.02.2025 51:35

That bitch let the dogs out.  Grab a titty, nut, get out. Say less. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You Thought Stepping On A Lego Was Bad, Try Diggin' One Outta Your Cooz 04.02.2025 46:09

Lego Lust is a real thing.  To fly or not to fly. Cat Chat has the key to communicating with your kitty cat.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No Dancing Sir, You Have A Thing In Your Butt 03.02.2025 47:30

Yoga is a lot like pooping.  A soulmate for a mil? The dreaded pap.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Touch My Belly Button 31.01.2025 30:16

Bologna has always been there for me.  Danger's belly button is changing. Thickwood predicts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Little Ho On the Prairie 30.01.2025 44:08

Dog Blog or Bitch Fit. No bro, you haven't had an IUD.  If lesbos traveled west in covered wagon days.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Puzzle People Are Masochists 29.01.2025 44:17

That's beyond drunk. Exploding toilet.  Puzzle Parlay is the newest weirdest segment.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Putting The Balls In Eye Balls 28.01.2025 32:40

That's a weird 69.   Put down the $5 t shirt. Naked and drunk waiting for an asteroid.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sybaris Shaving Party 27.01.2025 41:57

If you get thru the day without your penis stuck to the sidewalk, it's a win.   Maybe I should have had a blueberry.   5 time Drunk Driver at 3 times the limit = Wisco Math See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Mom Picks You Up From The Gang Bang 24.01.2025 37:02

Just take a poo already!!!  A Costco dream job awaits you.  Bonnie Blue is the gift that keeps giving.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Hope Your Sex Isn't As Boring As Your Pizza Order 23.01.2025 34:55

Work:   Booooo.    Why are single women more content than single men?  Try a new pizza ffs.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Have A Water Feature Full Of Semen 22.01.2025 32:51

You must ask for permission to jerk it.  Ricky the crazy pizza lady.  Giant flying hot dog - not good.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.