Dee

JJO Morning Show Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 1054 episodes

Johnny & Dee replay the day. Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.

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Dee

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Better Chug Semen While You Still Can 08.04.2025 46:18

It's fill your shoe day at Schmubway. West Virginia, where we shoot our problems in the face.    The Y chromosome is disappearing!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Write A Letter & Shove It Up Your Ass 07.04.2025 43:01

No, they aren't emotional support tigers.  I know you ain't gotta problem.  How to make a capital G.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

They Ate His Liver W/ A Coconut & A Can of Soda (tongue sucking sounds) 04.04.2025 41:37

Hammer Haw.  Friggin' influencers are ruining everything. "Don't hurt my pet chicken." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Smell The Forceps 03.04.2025 42:39

Jean Claude Van oooooh noooooo.   Creepy DJs and 11 DUIs.   Calgon.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Guide To Playing With Your Pussy 02.04.2025 45:55

The great meat caper.  Cat Chat tells you the right way to engage in play with your kitty cat.  Lee from Versus Me checks in!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Masturbating In The Parking Lot Is Not The Stress Relief I Was Referring To 01.04.2025 40:22

Dude, stop worrying about it.  La Mayo is my new thing. Can you hear me now? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Piss Jugs Up In Herr 31.03.2025 39:38

Where are all these piss jugs comin' from? DeHooterization.  Truck Nutz Hysteria.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Just Bought This Renoir For The Boobs 28.03.2025 35:53

The nastier the better = dating in my 20s.  They blurred out the Renoir tits.  You lost your job for a damn corn dog.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Fell In Love With Her Spinach Farts 26.03.2025 40:39

I was giving away my DNA for free for a long time. Bring back scared straight!!! Don't make eye contact with the Manatee.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

23 and Me Makin' Buttholes Over Here 25.03.2025 47:00

Can we stop with the pet kangaroo crap?  Time share troubles put you in a Mexican prison.   They're sellin' your DNA and you're givin' it away for free. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This Meatball Machine Is Worthless 24.03.2025 43:47

Now get some stink on your hang down. The Pirate's Booty guy is friggin' nuts! RIP George Foreman.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Try My Bitch Cream 21.03.2025 41:11

Bro, give me my ear back.  Tip your local DJ 25%.  Now we're just totally bitchin' out for tattoos?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Frank's Here To Change Your Diaper 20.03.2025 37:39

Just say no to the yuge gas station.  Frank is also the pony. Stupid AI.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First Thing I'm Doing When I'm Back On Earth Is Firin' Off Some Knuckle Children 19.03.2025 38:19

Hulk sighting, brother.   That is not how astronauts train.  Lessons learned in the shared trailer home bathroom.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sloppy Hos, Sloppy Joes & Sloppy Toes 18.03.2025 37:29

Yes, you have to pay half. National Sloppy Joe Day.  The dog threw up a couple toes.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is My Yogurt Expired Or Are You Extra Musky? 17.03.2025 40:14

You have $50 million but no boner.  You've been Gorske'd.  Journey takes the power out.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can We Not Sh*t On The Floor At The Dollar Store FFS 14.03.2025 36:33

Mr Clean and Ms Dookie.  Pucker that butthole when you fly, brah.  Wombat bitch.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm The Pie Inspector, Ma'am 13.03.2025 35:29

So many piles of poo to dodge.  Pie scandal er no?  Baton straight to the head!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Hired The Dollar Store Hitman 12.03.2025 37:38

You don't have to kill your spouse, you can get a divorce.  Parenting fail at Disney.  You'll pry these girl scout cookies from my cold dead hands.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone Please Verify The Weatherman's Boner 11.03.2025 45:41

It was the friggin' orange sauce this whole time.  You don't have to care about everything dude!   Dumpster Fyre Festival  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Buy A Sex Toy Win A Blanket 10.03.2025 37:51

Spin Doctors take an unexpected & unwarranted beating.   The art of nose picking. Pringles as a weapon.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He Died Doing What He Loved, Getting Semen Shot Into His Eye 03.03.2025 43:51

Board game cheater scum!  Nobody has to explain their mom jeans to you. Check for skids.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why Can't I Pay For A Handie In This Country? 28.02.2025 36:01

MUFF International - cumming soon.  Ope too much Eye contact.  Soon Bang and her massage parlor.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Good Ol' Rear Ending In The Drive Thru 27.02.2025 42:03

Some ppl just can't pass the eff out.  WTF is happening in the drive thru lane?   The great ranch war of 2025.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Something About Berries And Their Juice - But I Think It'a About Vaginas 26.02.2025 45:53

Take a right at Rio.  Real life kung fu hero!  Designer fruit sounds delicious.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.