Jinkies Patrol

Welcome to part 2 of our 2-part comeback episode! Listen to part 1 to not be confused! And please forgive us as us elderly individuals learn to navigate the Riverside switch.

PART 1 of our 2-part comeback episode! This episode ends abruptly because we are still learning what on earth we are doing with the Riverside switch lol. We are elderly; please bear with us.

Started streaming on Tiktok, the birth of Dandy Batman and his sidekick, writing resumes, random players on Call of Duty Zombies, Cheek Abs, Idahoan Rap Hands, Traditional Rap Hands, and how a smart phone can break your toes.

Episode 58! Today we discuss the pros and cons of Ambien, Ben Shapiro doesn't want you to retire, the Tate brothers are a lil' sensitive, Global Guts for Adults, Restless Leg Syndrome, Gray hair/bad haircuts, Abbott Elementary, and Carly's obsession with MGK.

Episode 57! We follow up on 90s kids sports movies, discuss severe ADHD, why Jay isn't a reader, Katt Williams reads 60 books a week, cat meows, shingles sucks, kids are too soft these days, and where is Miranda Sings? Also, The Waterboy and Happy Gilmore.

Today we discuss 90s kids sports movies and how epic they were/are, Kid Rock admits he threw a bitch fit about Budweiser on Joe Rogan's podcast, Jason Aldean bitches about rich people problems while the rest of us struggle to buy groceries, and how a former US Surgeon General got a $5,000, hospital bill for dehydration and *now* thinks the system is broken. Also, we circle back to why we can't sta...

Happy Galentine's Day! Happy 14th birthday, Neko; we miss you! Also: Alaska Pox, the Plague, Alyssa Milano, dilated retina, and Kinetic Sand is still dope!

Today we talk with our cat, Miss CJ, about MySpace, Xenga, Tumblr, and poor Steve Bartman. Also, we already have two Jinkies Patrol Dbag Award nominees for 2024! Women brawling in Target over pink Stanley cups. RIP Brown Mackie College.

Happy New Year! In episode 53, we talk about how the holidays never happened, new years resolutions are crap, there are little to no cool Chads in the world, the First Annual Jinkies Patrol Dbag Awards, Kid Rock quivering, the Salem Witch Trials, sports, and video gaming culture. Also, #JayForPresident

Unbecoming children on Call of Duty, snowing on Halloween, Robert De Nero berated his assistant, Doggy neighbor feuds, and other things.

#HelpBritney, The Newport Aquarium, Carly's favorite German restaurant, Vegas Dream, Ginkgo Baloba in a Rap Song, Washing Dishes for Dinner, Dave Batista as the next Mr. Freeze, MMAA, and #CoDFreeSpeech.

Adult summer camp, Heavyweights, Power Rangers for Halloween, Carly and Jay got warned and banned on Call of Duty, censorship is bullshit, and Rick James skits, bitch.

Shit Grandma's Collect, Call of Duty (bullshit) censorship, We're Rock Polishers a Scam?!, how Carly missed NSYNC, and discovering that we are far too elderly for the Video Music Awards.

Apparently otters are vicious. Carly joined the Crocs Club. Cars we hate and love. High school's scary, pranks on your kids, Chair Fights around the country, and Forest Gump is an American Hero.

Jelly fish stings. Black Mirror. Diablo IV sucks now with the season 1 update. Roxy sighs and cheese ball ASMR. Jason Aldean's new song/video.

The dog has a new name. They found Jack the Ripper...or did they? Adult Discovery Zone. And 40 human skulls or something found in Kentucky apartment.

Fireworks vs Drone Shows. Yellowstone Hot Spring Fiasco. New addition to the family. And playing hooky for video games.

Missing Titanic sub. Harvard University med school disaster. Xbox vs PS5. Evil Dead Rise. Aaaand kids these days need wind sprints.

Guess which one of us fell over and broke their wrist in two places 😂😬. Also, Nokia Brick Phones, Kokomo Indiana Taco Bell Employee Farts in Customer's Taco Supreme, Indiana Demon House, and freaky museums.

Canadian wildfires. Life lessons. Jay's not a fan of grammar. Bring back guitar hero! Jay's taxidermy sports lair. Also, we saw an Amish family walking into Burger King.

We livin' on the Prairie, y'all. Also: Mustachio tales, the secret life of our cats, why Elon Musk is a nerd, Jay's One Direction concert experience, and Wal-Mart experiences

Mustachio returns! Also, there's another new cat named Jaws who almost bit off Carly's index finger, non-maliciously mistaking it for food. Also, we discuss G4TV and going back and watching old school WWF.

Weather across the country, Child Labor Busts, Hey, Dude, and Salute Your Shorts.

Join us for Carly's coughing fits, "female movies," PlayStation 2 online gaming tutorial, and Summer 2023 Fashion with Jay.

Fahrenheit vs Celsius, Wild-ass flexes in discount department stores, hypervigilance in public places, "Beat It" by Michael Jackson, sitting through the South Park movie and Spice World with our parents, and why Jay hates FRIENDS.