Jinkies Patrol

The Clutches of Thottery 08.04.2023 59:58 ↓

License renewal birthday adventures, the ADHD struggle, Kid Rock vs Bud Light, City Museum in St. Louis, and our experiences going up into tall buildings and monuments.

Black History Month Mishaps 24.02.2023 59:48 ↓

Today we discuss how Miami celebrates Black History Month in pre-school, gaming consoles of times past, roller skating vs roller blading, '90s glam feet pics, and how one of us accidentally bought a counterfeit book.

Apologies to Tom DeLonge 12.02.2023 59:10 ↓

WTF are NFTs? No one knows. Aliens are here and we should all apologize to Tom DeLonge. Vinyl chloride train wrecks are dangerous, OCD Gas Pumping is in full swing, and The Last of Us is amazing.

Happy Birthday, Nerd! 05.02.2023 59:50 ↓

Back from an actual hiatus! Who turned the egg prices up? Also, Being A Kid These Days sucks.

Celebrity Vampires 28.08.2022 59:34 ↓

Everything from Larry Bird to Avril Lavigne to the Canadian wilderness to SpongeBob to Machine Gun Kelly to belly buttons to boy bands to RoboCop to Coneheads.

Rethinking History 05.08.2022 50:24 ↓

Should we be writing things down?! (For history). Oh, and squishy light bulbs are a thing.

Funnel Cloud 27.07.2022 59:53 ↓

It's been a crazy week! We had an also crazy storm come through town and knock the power out. Also crazy times. Oh, and this week's SotW is local! Be sure to lock your vehicles, folks! Also, Carly has a lot of ADHD.

Guess Who's Back 14.07.2022 59:53 ↓

We are back from our unintentional month-long hiatus (thanks, COVID)! Today we discuss why Madonna sucks, toe socks (they suck, our official stance), and introduce a new segment called Stupid of the Week! Find out who the 1st ever SotW award goes to! Oh, and O.J. bloody Mary burns on Twitter.

Heat Wave 15.06.2022 59:22 ↓

It's hot out there, folks.

I'm a Goner 10.06.2022 59:53 ↓

Brittany Spear's surprise wedding guest, Things we did as kids we won't do now, 50 & 60's dances were just entertaining exercises

Easily Distracted 07.06.2022 59:56 ↓

The dementors are coming for Jay...*whispers* SEVEN DAYS... Also, The Real World, How to Stave off Superman, and Small-Town Shenanigans!

It's Getting Hot Out Here 02.06.2022 59:27 ↓

A hot Indiana spring, etc.

Memorial Day Weekend 30.05.2022 59:58 ↓

Naked and Afraid, basketball, video games, and weird stuff you do for your friends...and basketball lol.

Cold Hands 25.05.2022 59:38 ↓

Girls have cold hands. Creepy hotel rooms. Dallas arena leaking during game 4 of the NBA semi-finals.

Tanning Bed Tales 22.05.2022 59:55 ↓

New segment, how Chads are made, and Dawson's Creek.

Who Gave These Kids Saws?? 15.05.2022 59:54 ↓

Carz is on the Injury Reserve due to stepping into a hole. Saws in preschool. Family vacation surprises and ignorant-ass cats.

Hey! Ho! TWO-OH! 12.05.2022 59:56 ↓

Episode 20, folks.

The Spelling Episode 10.05.2022 59:47 ↓

Jay's TV show pitch, update on the Alabama inmate/jailer runaway couple situation, and a lot of high-fives.

People are Weird 08.05.2022 59:56 ↓

People who write to and or marry inmates, Bobby's after Brandy's title, and Carz is a (friendly) stalker.

May the Fourth (Remastered) 06.05.2022 59:23 ↓

We almost lost the last episode (and thought we did...good save, Anchor). So this was going to be our "Remastered" version of May the Fourth. Enjoy!

May the Fourth 06.05.2022 58:41 ↓

May the Fourth be with you always.

McFlight of the Navigator 30.04.2022 59:42 ↓

Witness Protection in relationships.

Whole Lotta Jinkies Goin' On 29.04.2022 59:49 ↓

Carz jinkiesed Jay a lot.

Mike Tyson Etiquette 22.04.2022 59:28 ↓

Mike Tyson gets hit with water bottle on a plane and throws back. And bad stuff we did as children.

A Plethora of Topics 20.04.2022 58:45 ↓

Here ya go.