Jesus Stole Our Movies

we're back with a brand new episode! we get deep into Phil Phillips and his hatred for He-Man, and we watch an episode for the first time. hang out with us, and get ready for what's to come. theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

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we wrap up our discussion on the 1988 classic, and let slip what's in for our future.

we finally get into the film Willow, and discuss why it's so gahdam special. plus, we make some silliness. we hope you enjoy, come back next week for the conclusion! theme Vampire by Mustard Plug

in this episode, we finally begin to break Willows Curse! we discuss Christianity's reaction to fantasy, and begin our discussion on the Ron Howard directed Epic.

this episode, Willows Curse continues! we still haven't finished the script to the epic that is Willow. so, we decided to check out 2 shows from when we were kids. shows that were banned from our homes due to strict Christian parents. watch along with us as we have some fun!

this episode is full to the brim! we invite you to watch 4 "banned from our homes" shows with us! we experience some for the first time, and wax poetic the first time we DID see some others as an older person. theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

this week we're releasing the second episode of our patreon show! we discuss our top 10 favorite shows and why they mean a lot to us! next week, WILLOW! (HOPEFULLY! LOL!)

We're back with a look at one of Donavon's favorite movies! We discuss why Zak and Donavon BOTH weren't allowed to watch it, and what Christian parents have to say about it. Then, we dive into the classic flick and make fun while breaking it down. Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug Outro: Come On Elileen by Save Ferris

in this short but sweet episode, Donavon and Zak watch an episode of Tales From The Crypt and invite you to watch along.

in this episode Donavon and Zak finish up the film and wrap it up on a note of what's to come and who's visiting.

this episode, we're joined by Calvin Smith as we take on the highly controversial film, and have a few words for J.K.Rowling.

this episode, we are releasing our very first patreon episode. This way you can see what we do there and you can have some fun that doesn't involve too much triggering church stuff. we Will be back with our regular episodes next week.

this episode, we listen to a few sermons about the classic anime, and watch a few episodes to see what all the Christian concern is all about. then we discuss the uses of indoctrination. theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

we conclude our look at the classic horror flick and lose track of the topic a few times. Theme Vampire by Mustard Plug

This episode, we couldnt get our schedules to work out, so we recorded seprate watch alongs. Just to make sure we got you guys something this week. Enjoy!

In this episode, Zak watches the Classic film for the first time and Donavon tells us why it's one of his favorites before taking a Christian look at it.

we're back for another watch along! this time, we finish up the cliffhanger from the last Buffy episode. we watch it's conclusion and get a little silly. theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

in this episode, we conclude our discussion on the sequel to the Power Rangers Movie. and we FINALLY see some morphing! Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

this episode, we are joined by our old friends Steve and Alec from the This Fire Podcast. join us as we get super nerdy and discuss why Christian parents had a problem with the power rangers. again. cuz they just don't stop having problems. Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

On this episode, we are joined by Jesus Unfollower himself, Kevin! He brings along the Feel-Good classic and helps us break it down. Also, we get a bit of an origin story of his life in Christianity and his current projects! Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

in this episode, we watch and dissect the 90s classic. we also discuss whether or not Christian parents had a problem with the flick. theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

in this episode, Zak watches the classic for the first time and Donavon breaks down the film. we also discuss how Christians thought they could fight their own gremlins. There's some audio issues in the first couple of minutes, but it levels out. Theme by Mustard Plug

In this episode we conclude our discussion of the film with Joshua and Prez from Original Sinfluencer. We talk about Father Carris being legitimately insane and whether or not Reagans art skills were used to defile statues. Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

join us for our inaugural episode of our chick track masterpiece theater. we've done this for Halloween, but now we are extending to other holidays. we dramatically read in parody the chick tract humbug. as we're joined by guests from American Hysteria podcast, your music saved us podcast and this fire podcast. Plus many others. join us won't you