Jesus Stole Our Movies

this episode we're joined by special guests Joshua and Prez from the TikTok and Instagram handle " Original Sinfluencer ". in part 1 we discuss the Christian outcries for the movie and our personal experiences with it. Including this being the first time Zak has seen it. then, we get into the beginning of the "Scariest Movie Ever Made". Come back next week for Part 2! where we breakdown the rest o...

in this episode, Donavon and Zak watch The Monster Squad for the first time. they discuss why Christians had an issue with the film, and why these little kids are such jerks. Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

this episode we dive into why Christians didn't enjoy the cult favorite TV show. we also watch the pilot for the 1st time and give our thoughts. and silliness ensues. Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

In this episode we take a look at the classic film Who Framed Roger Rabbit. We talk about whether it was kept away from kids for religious reasons, or due to it's mature themes. We also discuss classic Detective stories. Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

we're back! this episode we talk all about the gorgonites and the commando elite. from why it was made to make demons less scary to kids. to why the Gwendy dolls were terrifying.

we're back with our yearly tradition of lampooning another Chick Tract comic. We have guests Clifton from Your Music Saved Us and Hotdog Montana (Hannah) from TikTok. Follow along as 4 kids attempt to sacrifice a kitty to the dark lord. Or will they be stopped in time?

in this episode we are joined by special guest and author Scott Okamoto. We discuss the Christian viewpoint on the breakfast club, and Scott's Gen x connection to the John Hughes classic. did you know that this movie was a prequel to the Power Rangers? maybe... ok, not really. theme song performed by the band mustard plug.

this episode, we are joined by the gentleman from the podcast Your Music Saved Us as we figure out why Christians had a problem with this Martin Scorsese "epic". it wasn't hard to figure out why. join us as we discuss the weird, horny and mentally ill Jesus that Marty put to film. Theme song: Vampire by Mustard Plug used with permission of the band

this episode, we're back for another watch along as we try and get our schedules in order. We dive into the first episode of both shows and do our best to see why Christian parents had a problem with them.

This episode, we watch an episode of So Weird and Are you Afraid Of The Dark . Watch along with us as we laugh, get scared and poke fun at the shows that Christian kids weren't allowed to watch.

this week we invite you to watch along with us as we dive into the shows Goosebumps and Eerie Indiana. prepare for chills at the hands of Aunt Dalia and terror from the Tupperware Lady! The episode of Goosebumps is titled "an old story". The episode of Erie Indiana is titled "Forever Ware". both available on YouTube.

this episode we crack open the Pagemaster and discuss why Christians DIDN'T have a problem with the movie. Zak watches it for the first time and Donavon reminisces over being scared.

in this episode, Zak and Donavon finish up their discussion on the anthropomorphic kangaroo fantasy adventure. Or something like that.

we're back! join us as we begin season 2, and we dig deep into the movie Warriors of virtue. a movie that Zak has waited 28 years to see. let's find out why Christian people didn't like it, and just how badass the martial arts are.

This episode we are joined by a very special guest, Hotdog Montana from tiktok and Facebook! she joins us this episode and tells us the story of why she was not allowed to watch this movie. we then have probably one of the deepest conversations we've had on the show, please like and review and find Hannah on all platforms she's available on.

This episode, Zak and Donavon watch and discuss the 2001 horror film, "13 Ghosts". We talk about why it wasn't allowed in Christian homes, and then watch and make fun of the classic.

in this episode Donovan and Zack are joined by a special guest, author and researcher Samuel David! he chose this episode's movie and explains to us why he wasn't allowed to watch it. we then dive into why Christians is a whole would have a problem with this movie, and then we decide to dissect the film.

On this new episode, Zack and Donovan attempt to steal back pokémon the first movie from Christians and Jesus alike. having this movie kept from them for demonic reasons, they break down why Christian parents and churches thought pokémon was demonic and evil and then they discuss the film. if you like this please rate and review on all platforms.

This episode, the boys from This Fire Podcast return to help us steal back and make biblical sense of The Matrix. We need out about anime, discuss the hidden power of the oracle and possibly remember the minor characters deaths.

This episode of weed take a different look at how Jesus stole our movies. And we talk about how he appropriated one of the biggest movies in pop culture. This week we are joined by Steve and Alec from This Fire podcast. And what an awesome time it was. we had to split it up in the two parts because of all the awesome conversation.

now back from break, we get into why anthropomorphic animals are demons, a book detailing why the Ninja Turtles are satanic, and finally finish up the movie.

this week we dive into the cinematic masterpiece that was banned from Zaks home. In part 1 we get into why Christians had a problem with the movie, some behind the scenes and we start to am discuss the film.

This week, Zak and Donavon go back to the vault to steal back the 1998 film, Blade. another one of Donavon's Father's infamous "pass" movies that allowed Donavon to see this at 7! Join us on our next heist! For questions, concerns, corrections or suggestions, email is at jesusstoleourmovies@gmail.com

This week, we're publishing an episode of The Room podcast hosted by Zak and his sister Stevie. Donavon first guested on there when still on the excommunication Station and thus a friendship was made and an idea for a podcast was born .enjoy what is essentially the podcasts pilot episode.

this week we conclude the action packed kids film and discuss what's coming next week. Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃