Jesse & Wilder's Guide to Life

STOP RIGHT THERE, don't you dare sing. Not a note, now, not a note. As you know, Jabu had a birthday a few weeks ago and as you also know, all of our opinions about everything in the world are correct so LISTEN UP and WRITE THIS DOWN because the Birthday rubric is here at last! POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE: • Don't surprise me • Don't sing to me • Don't be weird about it • Forumst Gum...

🚨QUALIFIED GUEST ALERT 🚨 It's not hard to get a guest that's more intelligent than us, because most human beings are more intelligent than us, but here we are with a one of them: OJ Patterson is here to talk about the one and only BAY AREA. His book, Bay Area Strand-Up Comedy: A Humorous History , drops next week so buy 15 copies or we're not friends anymore!!!! POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCL...

HOLY JEEZ LOUISE this is our 50th episode. Truly, what. the hell. Look we've all been there, blah blah yada yada you're partying and then all of a sudden, BAM, Bernie's dead and you gotta make him seem alive. What are the best ways to do such a normal and relatable thing? We gotchu. POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE: • The Dos and Don'ts of disrespecting a corpse • You must launch the body...

CHORES STINK, you know it, we know it, everybody knows it, so let's put some pen to paper and hash it out. Join us as Wabu mostly doesn't understand this episode conceptually, and McGrath performs a ballad. Or perhaps, that won't make you want to join us at all. POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE: • McGrath loves to get his undies sniffed • Stark Industries vacuums • The Cinnabon heat check...

Are you America? Do you got talent?? Did you go to camp so long ago that Jesus Christ was your camp counselor???? We're talkin' TALENT this week, so once again we are discussing something we do not possess and know nothing about. POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE: • The return of Bowley Moley • Cash is king • College decor • Steal the spotty [Holler atcha boys on  Twitter  and ch...

~ WHATUP 2022, LET'S START THIS ONE OFF WITH A NICE, LIGHT, PLAYFUL TOPIC ~ AT WHAT TEMPERATURE is revenge best served?? We're in the business of helping people enact their darkest desires, so if you've got some revenge on the books, why not give this guide a look-see? We've planned it all out for ya, babies. POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE: • Some current events chat from mid November, when...

MEEEERRRRRYYYYYYYY CRIIIIIIMMBUUUUU We're BACK and we're HERE and we're READY to JINGLE BELL ROCK at the North Pole, which we have designed for you expertly here. POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE: • Hobbit unions • Big ole flyin' monster truck • Swear to god we had no idea how relevant Sex & The City was at the exact moment we were talking about it • Shredding the gnar on the dankest...

VNQL: When McGrath keeps banging into his desk and making a horrible noise on the mic. Please enjoy this episode with complimentary sounds from Jesse! What are the perfect circumstances under which you would go Home for the Holidays, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answ...

We've been DYYYYYYINGGGGGG to see you again! (we can't see you) How do you design the perfect Spooky Szn, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcas...

How do you design the perfect Business Lunch, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Ver...

What are the perfect circumstances under which you might find yourself hosting people overnight, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to fin...

This episode is not as gross as it sounds, babies! How do you design the perfect Public Restroom, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to fi...

Hey fam! Just wanted to pop in for a second! To say! Please! Don't! Murder! Anybody! For any reason! Thank you! How do you get away with murder, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, Pope Detectives, and definitely-not-real-murderers, Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incred...

How do you design the perfect Backyard BBQ, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very...

Do you, the listener, take us, Jabu, to be your two favorite boys? Something tells us you're wondering about the perfect way to P the Q? Welp, your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed...

WE'RE BACK! How do you find the perfect way to Beat the Heat, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pret...

DO YOU WANT TO BELIEVE???!?!? What are the best elements of the Paranormal, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite...

How do you design the perfect Buffet, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Qu...

Weeeeeeeee've beeeeen expectinggggg youuu!!!!!!! How do you design the perfect Hotel, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the V...

WE ARE ALL SINNERS! But how do you design the perfect Sin, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty...

How do you throw the perfect Sleepover, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not...

How do you design the perfect Reality Competition Show, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Goo...

How do you design the perfect Pope, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quit...

How do you create the perfect Brunch, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are joined by Producer & Host for Entertainment Tonight, Ash Crossan , to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quit...

What is the absolute perfect School Day, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not...