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We’ve got some Twin Bing News! Also Jerry Terry and the Monster Pack, Denim Dice, and California Back Infections. “From my nutsack to my bungcrack” #Episode1 #FromMyColdDeadHands

Halloween ain’t over ‘till the fat monster with the baby brain sings bloody murder! Happy Halloween ya knife fingered jerks! “Cut it, British Munsty!” #FreddyTakesChicago #JasonDunks

Two Words: Twin Bing Two More Words: Halloween Special Wait Two More: Part One Wait add one more to the second one down: 2019 Wait Wait: Is a date one word? Wait Wait Wait: Is a date a word at all? “I’m a Tony’s Ovals man” #NecroWafers

(214) 614-6002 (Yep, that’s his real number) Read between the $ign$ “Oh, I thought he just improved basketballs in some way.” #FreddyDunks #BulletNeck #ChatBackPack

Well JERKS you have two amazing and innovative options coming to you in the near future: one, Dom=X=Everything (pamphlets available soon); two, ƆhatBack. Ɔom (“ɔhat me back bro”). “That’s sex in an alley deep-v.” #90sKing #chatback #domxeverything #Saganpluszero

One, Two, The JERKS are coming for You Three, Four Zinc and Musk GaLore Five, Six, Raspberry PoliTics Seven, Eight, Bundy AffiliAte Nine, Ten, We’re Milk Dud Men Happy Jerktober!!! “You were the Spyder-Man of Harriet Avenue.” #FrederickLutherKrueger #SadBoyTalk

So it’s time to suck down those subs and murder those malts for Bernie! Have some creamed-wings at Donnie’s Juice-Bar with Beto! OR follow Warren on TWITCH as she crushes some MORTAL COMBAT! “You got pooned ya nube!” -Sen. Elizabeth Warren #ShoulderCancer

If you understand machines, If you understand oils, or if you’re simply a fat-necked Philadelphian this one’s a must listen! “I don’t wanna lose my job plunging toilets at 5o Rock!” #DefComedyNewhart #BobBluehart

This week Casey discovers that “Everyone is covered in poop,” H creates “Digital Storage Wars,” and Henn gets into the Gingerbread Game! We love you and there’s nothing you can do about it. “I hit myself so hard in the face.” #AnkleCancer #NoThanksSkeleToes

Absence make the Cokes go staler dum-dums. This week H and Vit-C get crack into a can of classic topics - Name Cokes, LBJ’s brother Ted, and Tatooine’s own Windy and Deak!!! “Rutherford B. Hayes had a wiener dog named Satan.” “[Henning] got Rippley’d.” #Windy #Deak #TeacherFrank #WhiteCokes #RockCokes We Love You and There’s Nothing You Can Do About It.

If you don’t like this one, we’ll send you to the moon. Oh, not bothered by that? Well heed these little new-found factoids you swirlys; perhaps you’ll reconsider: 1. The Moon is the new Australia. 2. The Moon is hollow and full of pedophiles. 3. JFK is on the moon bare-knuckle boxing those pedophiles. 4. Kevin Spacey is pitching a sitcom up there. 5. JFK has a snake bottom. Still wanna go?.. That...

Listen in as the Jerks take you on an audio tour of Rip City! Visit with the “Queerly Canadians.” Take a gander at a living meme of “Big Chunga.” And, don’t forget to nude-toot some cheeba at “Chong’s and Wrong’s Wang and Bush!” Congrats to Henning, Erin, Claire, and Oscar!” “SEND THEM BACK! SEND THEM BACK!.. to California.” #ScampStamp #Bob #RecyclingMoney #DumpShaming” #RonChunt

This one’s been a long time coming… It’s our first official Musk-bosh! But fear not, Dr. Toilet was on the case plunging this one back from the depths of audio-obscurity; and thank Dom cuz this one has stories of toleration, Dreyfus, In Living Color, and LOAFS! “Give me a few squeaks turd.” #BlackCoffee

Welcome to Jerk Practice Primary Color Month! That’s right, we want our own thing - “cuz clean toilets are gay!” Also, you won’t believe who ends up in the Chauvie Tin… “Sorry Africa… and water.” #BanTheTersh

Sorry for leavin’ ya in the middle of a Monrovian HJ, but here’s Part II for that Podvonian HOT SPRAY! “Let me eat that avocado skin you son of a bitch!” #MoonSchnapps

Listen up as the Jerks discuss such fascinating topics as de-creaming milk, un-husking corn, and how small town life can feel like licking a beige wall. - “F’in coastal elites!” “This documentary is less like milk and more like white water.” #MonroviaIndiana #LebaneseFingerBread

You’ve been warned - nerd-dom, fan-dom, and JERK-dom await you beyond this pod-wall Kisha athfiezar yeri ma rekke is vosi yeri laz hash qisi anna “What’s West of Westeros?.. Probably more nerds bitchin’” #PlayinChairs #ZimPallaKritchnar #ThreeSpheredButthole

This episode explores a wide array of topics, such as Hitler’s mustard snorting, Buchanan’s hatred of his neighbor Tony, and why Henning finally has to “tell the TOOTH!” PpS: If you would like to read the New York Time’s editorial, follow this link: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/02/magazine/judge-john-hodgman-on-toilet-toothbrushes.html?searchResultPosition=1 “C’mon! George Washington never bent...

Discover why H is banning double ZZ’s, why the boys are going back to “crypt-ore-currency,” and why the “Colie” is the new selfie! “I watch me ghosties, I don’t reads ‘em.” #RideTheEdge

Partially recorded in a bar in the Salt Lake City Airport, so the audio is not great. So,if you are new to the pod maybe go back and listen to some previous episodes. You must build your JP constitution before listening to a car or airport episode. However, if you are a regular listening JERK, get past the audio and understand why “whoever sits on the beef-tongue has a bad boyfriend!” “You know wh...

Come along with the crew as they begin their latest sketch venture the only way they know how - by dredging up ideas on religion from 2002! Thanks for the promo Ruby! “It’s the quietest room I’ve ever been in.” #21PumpSalute

Listen in as the Back-in-Action Trio of Jerks discuss such riveting topics as - Is TV real? Did 911 also fly into Forrest Gump II? And, how long has Henning been in the “pock of Big GUAC?” Tune in to find the answers to all this and more! Give this podcast a “brand new life around the bend” by giving us 5 stars on iTunes won’tchu? “Henning, did you not know that ‘Who’s the Boss’ was scripted?” “He...

Always lookin’ for those rates and reviews to help people find the pod. Can you help us out with a few five stars? (especially now that podcasts are literally having “up-fronts” for advertisers. Up-fronts!?) Oof-Da “His bedroom had a bedroom! His bed had a bed!” #MichealMulti #WWIPilot #AllByMyself #Feldman #HiddenTrack #11730

Please enjoy this podcast like it’s dip for dinner, Ooga Booga Premium, and the “Strain of Man” all rolled into one. “Base Boost: The placebo for a generation.” #Dunking #DumpingStandingUp

Oh and how could I forget - We also have Dana Carvey’s lost SNL character, Rasta White! “Wait! I though you meant WEED the garden!?!” Chest love Chest and there’s nothin’ he can do about it. “I ain’t throwin’ out my try!” #LaciPetersonSolved