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As we remain vigilant and safe in these uncertain times, please know that the ghosts of the most punk rock piano player of all time, the creator of the most awkward magic show comeback of all time, and Paul Vasquez are looking after you. “Tutti Frutti, good bootyIf it don't fit, don't force itYou can grease it, make it easy” “Oh, they’re fighting like two snakes would be fighting.” “Look, your chi...

Listen in as Dilly B and Joey Nickels serenade you with the sounds of a “Virus Max Vile.” Find out why we have most likely never heard of Dilly B, why online games should always have a little taste of Sonic the Hedgehog, and why Joey Nickels still “Jogs the Zag.” Make sure to check out Henn’s game at: https://anomalina.itch.io/ohsnake Also, check out Casey’s comics at: http://www.personofmeritcomi...

This one’s all Dereks and Nicoles as the Jerks keep shootin’ guns at buckets of gas. Dip those toes in the kiddie-pool with us. Don’t worry, the water’s gross. “What do you do if that pizza has a seal-break!?!” #ChefBrockett #CreamOfTheCrust #BananasAndCheese

Join Donn Hans da Poet, Baby Casey da Baptist, and Homeless Henning Cabernet as they take Oscar Flapjack$$’ history quiz! Just know that all listeners taller than a wagon wheel will have to answer to Lil’ Claire the Maniac! “Draw some nipples on the back of your nuts and make a puppet show.” “Let’s take these soggy logs and turn them into brain diamonds.” #HappinessIsJerkPracticeShaped

You are listening to #1 Station, The Edge. Dr. T and Case are finishing up their conversation about their hatred of Train, Saturday Zoom Live, and why it’s not as cool as you think to have a drunk friend. “If you are a musician, please sample our podcast.” #PlopsOfPoopiter #FartsOrBigOllies?

I mean what else do you talk about during a global pandemic - TRAIN!!! We also talk about Genies, Bottles, what it’s like bein’ in ‘em, and rubbin’ me the right way… “The piss and shit chute flowed right over the kitchen chute.” #DropsOfSue #SkateboardTheSun

Will this plague bring about an overwhelming birth of creativity? Or, are we looking at a buncha screenplays of bananas swearing at the wall?.. We’ll see! Yay or nay? That’s what I’m thinkin’ ‘bout Feelin’ Lucky punk? Well are ya? Or, end it dude? I mean like, you know, when you’re sleepin’? It’s like yer dead. Woah dude! Like every night we take like mini-death-naps? Crazy yo! It’s like death, or...

Stuck at home, In stormy weather. Relax your dome, With padded leather. Ain’t the Greeks you slaved, Though they be tall. The day is saved, By the Dil Doul! “The ol’ Chindo’ll give you six feet.” #Olisbos #JoeAverage #Snakes #PaddedLeather

Let’s all petition that fat-cat pig-banker to take off his diamond pinky-ring, pick up his programming-thing, and get to work on Snakestrisss©®™!!! Well we’re still in this thing Jerks, but fear not because “cobra-meat will cure anything.” “Wuhan is the Watertown of China.” #StarWarsSoup

Remember “Clippy” from Microsoft? Well, he ain’t got shit on this one… We hope everyone is staying safe and smart out there, and has as much time on their hands as this episode clearly illustrates. “Bisexual?” “Oh no no no sir. Better.” #HawkingTrumpsGod #HawkingHeartsJP

We hope you are all staying responsible and safe during this bonkers time of distress. AND, for all of those that are hoarding TP, we hope you get “white lung.” Hey there man, I’m Corony Tony, Ask me ‘bout Co-One-Nine, I ask for more bologna. That’s the meat, With the Italian name, You ask me where I’m from, I must refrain. Because, I’m a man, Of no place, Whether is Wuhan, China, Or outer-space....

Hey we’re in the juicy thick of it now folks. In this time of quarantine and constant change please remember We Love You and There’s Nothing You Can Do About it. P.S. You’ll probably being hearing a lot more Jerk in the near future, and unfortunately that means a lot, a lot, a lot more Corony Tony! “We just broke the internet.” #UnitStuff #HerbertFluver

The Jerks are bringing some vigiLAWNte justice to this episode as they discuss the politics of the upcoming election and equipment barns. As fellow Sodcasters of Chasten B., all we can say is “the grass is always greener on the boner of the owner.” Yes and?.. “Go back to lawn school and do something with yer life!” #Harvestard

This one comes full circle from Dr. Pleasonings, to Do It Yourself Doritos, to mustard baths, to LAWson’s Creek. Yeah, you read that title right (maybe) - This is a direct invite to Mayor Tony Husband to come join in the blank-slate conversation about a late 80’s drama that none of us have ever seen. “What many people don’t know is that the last signer of the Declaration of Independence was a beat...

It’s the 2020 North v South Dunk Contest!!! Join a couple 2020 Civil War dads as they grouse, get meat drunk, and DUNK (but not). “I’ve been eating as if Sam Elliott were playing Andrew Jackson.” #VoteHot #VoteHusk

Alright you Jerks, it’s time for another JP Soup-side Chat… The Jerks talk Ted Bundy’s famous jumps, Presidential smells, and the hit new crossover “Pegsanne” In Unison: “Lyndon Bundy Johnson!” #RichBundy

Join the Jerks as they discuss Poopi, Grambo, and the morning noose! Just get in the bunker ya skunkers! This is a good one! “Oh Emilio Estevez is KING FINK in everything.” “I ain’t payin’ beer prices for soda!” #MorningBrew #MorningNoose #PoopitheDad

Welcome back you cold-tag haters! JK from JP - Or should we say Joke(er)ing from the Weird Helmet Team! Look, while your partner might “not want your tired old dong,” we definitely wanna tell you all about candy, Vietnam, and Olaf’s Frozen Adventure ! “Just look up Blippi.” #Vietdong

It’s the first ep of 2020, and boy oh boy it’s a doozy! H and Case discuss the reason why they now hate their pets, why abbreviations are hot right now, and how some people can be so racist they are arrested. “She just likes to call you toilet.” #WhiteVHSCassettes … and why you should never play them.

Join Ho-Ho-Hans and Yank-yer-Krank-Case as they discuss the claymation classics of Ransom and Bunk, why Child Santa Services may soon be visiting the VanHeel household, and of course it wouldn’t be the holidays if we didn’t discuss our favorite LA hotshot… Kurt Russell. Dear Santa, This year all I want for Christmas is a rap battle between HboMMM and Modern Santa. Sincerely, The Jerk Practice DONE...

The boys are joined by some of their most memorable guests in this the second installment of their Crypstmas Jerk-tacular, and the last episode of two-thousand, suxteen. "My bunz be poppin'; a real sweet treat!" #JingleBellGat If you think that "Yules are for Fools and Christmas is for Cools," then this is the episode for you. And don't worry churchies! There's something in here just for you.

Get those Crock-Pots ready for Christmas stew Jerks, cuz the boys are ready to share their 2019 broth-mother. Also, we dare you to make a meme with Baby Yoda that isn’t adorable (share with us on our Facebook page so everyone can judge!) “Lincoln needed to be smart because he was poor.” #Bund!!!

To get your Dom’smas off on the right start, The Jerk Practice is releasing our original Cryptsmas episode! Enjoy part I now and be on the look-out for our new XXX-mas special coming out later this week… Hor! Hor! Hor! (“Get outta here DaKrank!”) It's Christmas with DaKrank (Part I). Nestle up snug, as the boys "Do Christmas." Warning: This podcast episode may cause hearts to grow wider than small...

Listen in as Maxeem joins Case and H Face to discuss the mystery that is Mutiny No. 2 … Check out their first ever vid! Go to Vimeo.com/mutiny2 “All your necks look like cigarette butts.” #bloodsexsugarmagic@computer.yahoo

It’s hard to believe that Thanksgiving is once again around the corner. Time to gather with those we love and watch Matlock’s Turkey-Day Special on our bosom-cupped televisions and give thanks that we’re not Richard Jewell. “He died Chicago-young.” #BosomCutvDinkCut #JiveTurkeyAmazonPrime