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Listen in as Arthur Dong Dong and Alfred P. Tittz the funeralist discuss their love of the Dirty Cree (RIP We hardly knew ye)   H and KC reminisce about the days of debauch at their second home.   “Put a mask on that thing!”   “We’re the Phantoms of the Creek.”   #PublicFarter #RushedAndReady #DongDongPTittz

Tired of politics yet? Yes? Well then listen in as The Lutheran Buddhist™ and Original Rat Face™ discuss it EVEN more!   The Jerks are asking the tough questions after one of the most divisive elections in American history, such as “can you get a doctorate in doctoring?” “Is this a nice stones store?” and of course “Have you heard the new single from Joey Bides and the Robinettes?”...

We normally put something cheeky here, but instead… Donald Trump go FUCK YERSELF! Hallelujah!!   Listen in as the Jerks say goodbye to Halloween 2020 (with a little help from Meeghans, wink), discuss science (including H’s Elemental Stack of Stones), and give their final predictions on Election 2020! (a little taste - they each get a little bit right!”   “I don’t care if my kid gets gutt...

Grab your shoehorn made of bones, because this Halloween we’re “blinkin’ to the beat!” It’s Halloween, so Welcome to the woods behind Skyline Drive, as we discuss Jason’s mask on his mask, Freddy’s Covid 19 diagnosis, and the scariest thing of all!.. assisted suicide. “Don’t watch grandpa eat.” #ToniLoftsDocs #CovidOnElmStreet

This week a couple of Michelin Star Dads are talk underwear zones, Warren G Harding’s Jerri Curl, and why the Dahmers are too Lutheran for ancestral murder. JOYWORK for next week’s episode… The now and forever holiday classic Hubie Halloween “Warren G Harding’s grandson was trying to dig up his bones.” #Carcinamunga

Don’t be a Tony! Don’t be late to the QAnon meeting! Listen to this episode now! “Tony’s Saved By the ‘What the Hell?’” When I wake up in the morning The Lizard People give a warning The QAnon’s are waitin’ on time By the cubed-time I hit the door And the vortex hits the floor I’m at the corner just in time to see the Earth get flat It's alright 'coz Obama is Gay! If the meeting goes a awry I’m go...

Listen in as H and C discuss why the Lobster Boy hates an ocean theme, how the world’s tallest man has weak ankles, and why those fat twins hated piano boxes. It’s the golden age of podcasting as the boys reignite the Sherri Harson talks; along with chestnuts, armnuts, and of course backnuts! “That’s my boy! Check out those backnuts!” #WhiteSox #Heartbreak

Pop those air-pockets you Lady GeDrains and Sir Dunks-a-Lots cuz this one’s got Mets-Hat-Mitchie!!! Listen in as the boys welcome fellow JP alum Mitch Rose and show their age like never before (MLB, Remastered Math Rock, British Knights, Emu Creams, and “some guy out there on his Jerkin’ Stump”) “They call him Casey Five-Burgers.” #PornInTheWoods #BuriedBackyardPorn #ClubConfidential #VictoriaSecr...

Put on those reverse-chaps (vests) and long AND1 shorts cuz you’re signing up for “Jet-packers for Trump!” If you think “sweat is wet, so it’s the same thing,” prefer “the sex-dog route and horny-bots,” and “school shootings are cool;” then get out there and knock on some doors for “Jet-Packers for TRUMP!” “He’s mean to the nices.” “I feel like a woman.” #Hairbrush #BareButtcheeks

I bet you never thought that you’d hear about lemon-fights, Shiagra™, and Fat Man the Human Flying Saucer in a single episode!… Yes, yes, yes you will. Shake up those Boner Muscle Drinks™ and slip into some Jike Snake Skin Moccasins cuz this ones strictly for the villains! “What details are suspect?” “Sudan.” #Bung #BigJersey #LemonDrinks #LemonCakes

Listen in as H and Casey regale you of the story of Jokey and Goony… This one’s got all the trappings of a pod that discusses Thanos reading a book on the toilet. “They’ll probably have a confederate statue sitting in a chair as Clint Eastwood throws pies at its crotch” “You just gotta go outside… And you gotta stare at the sun.” #TheToyslet

Put those dildos on those potatoes cuz this one’s got the goods! It’s the follow up to Casey’s Hot Fart Quiz!.. Is it a Gary or a Sherri! “That means Sherri is takin’ a dump in your yard!” #CowTools #GaryLarson #SherriHarson #HorseDrink #BlandJesus

Listen in as H and C regale you with tales of flame decals, bear penises, and of course Jurassic Farts… It’s time to crack a Dr. Cream, turn on those no fear brains and vote Shit Madness 2020! “This guy took a dump on my good name!” #WowCable #SpiteDump

Open up this podcast and discover a world of “Handsome Rewards”; like widower-spoons, hot-sauce mists, chips, and grave shovels! It’s our creamiest episode yet, as Henning hops back on the pod to inspire a new fat-dad protest sauce, H-face and Casey propose a moratorium on dildos, and Uncle Mitch joins to discuss the fascinating world of dips! “Hey fellow bigots, I think this is a bigot trap.” “Yo...

Take the cognition quiz that everyone’s been talking about! Test your wits against the likes of Hot-Take-Henning, Contrast-and-Comparin-Erin, Ace-Test-Case, and No-Crash-Ash… “I just hope that toot-beer schnapps is a real thing.” “I’ll also accept upper-rip.” #George #Tony #Bundy #Zinc #Stink #Snohomish

Hey Jerks! Meet Ragweed! In this episode we replace Kaufman with Larson, reiterate that popcorn is strictly a night-treat, and uncover why H should be a Beatle. “OK, I’ll put a pair of panties on my face so I can go to Walmart.” “Old muddy-knees gettin’ dube-sick.” “Romans have to sleep too.” #SecondHandBibleStoriesByH #RuthieStakeyBrainey #ChipsVsPopcorn

A coupla Pre-Corony Tonies talk bolognas H and C are in the Domain-Basement, but they are climbing their way out with talk of Gump’s secret treasures, underwear band-masks, and the Washington OK’s. “I got the mental corona” “That Gray has a set of rockin’ &!&$” #)*$% #!@&^ #*&+!

Well it appears that Joe Kenda has finally hunted enough homicide - find out what comes next! (hint: ancient aliens) Oggy! Goggy! We hope you still love wrestling, geography, and hot-dogs being fed to statues through their nostrils. Social Distance in style with your very own Casey Van Heel original!!! https://www.teepublic.com/mask/12128552-current-mood?fbclid=IwAR29BgbaRE_CWO66QiEK_OcYYmXC4R29vz...

Listen in as a couple Dumb-Dads talk Topo-Chico, Coors Original, and Carbonation (Yes, when we say water-talk we mean water-talk) This episode is 5,000 degrees New York Celsius - so buckle up as you discover “sounds you haven’t heard in years.” “You either get the chair or the hearing aid.” #Stars #Encore #FuckJohnWayne #SeriouslyFuckJohnWayne #JohnWayneFloorLamp #FiveEasyPayments

Hey Jerks! Welcome to a very special episode of The JPP featuring long time friend, hilarious comedian, prolific political breaker-downer, and all-around beautiful human being - JOHN F. O’DONNELL!!! You can check out all of JFod’s amazing material via the links below: Subscribe to his newsletter at https://jfod.substack.com/ Check out his amazing podcast “Take Your Pills Psychopath” at https://pod...

Hurry up and mount those pink toilets ‘cuz this one’s got pies for days! Welcome to the SlammaBamma of podcasts episodes brought to you by Church Candy Wrestling Inc.™ “I shouldn’t have feet!” “Take it easy or you’re gonna die on the toilet.” #TotalRecallPennyStocks

That’s right, it’s the th!rd installment of the Cold-Tag Clip Show! It’s been too long… Or should we say Shlong?.. It’s Corona, Christmas, and Toni Lanza traveling maid all wrapped up in one clip show! “Ladies and gentlemen, Bob fucking Newhart.” “Because you’re a Turtles guy.” Please, Please always remember this one thing: WE LOVE YOU AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT #MainManReek #Kareen #...

WARNING: This one is farting and wrestling. The Jerks talk Biden farting, Hitler farting, and “why you can’t have fun in the sun anymore DUDE!” “Where can you smoke indoors?” #SanDiegoBeef

Cool down those tuna subs and warm up those chamomile’s cuz we’re givin’ ya longer than the Worm’s ten minutes. We’re talkin’ Five Finger Death Punch (and when they gonna bring it), Don Jardine (and how that man brought it), and FDR (and how that man got it… meaning how he GOT polio by takin’ a ladle-sip from a communal drinkin’ tub). “If brains were judge like Cadillacs, you’d be going around the...

“I wanna speak to YOUR MANAGER hun” Listen as Henning and Erin weave the tale of Karene’s woe, as she tries to live her DAMN LIFE IN A WORLD OF HOAX!!! “Don’t go out shopping just because you can…ager ” #Karentine