Jerk Practice

Open up those weird dick folders Jerks, cuz this one’s Gone Wild! It’s Casey’s 40th birthday so we celebrate with talk of Joey Chestnut, Gay Bundy, and POOP! “Al is too tired for big boobs.” #DildoSoapHolder #ContextIsKey #RichBundy

Listen in HOT as to a Jerk InstaRelease™ as H and C talk Dads, Dreams, and Dumpsters!   In this special quick pod (no edits baby!) you will discover which Time Square mascot shot and killed a marine (what!?), where Hansie spends his drunk dreams (so sad!), and the net worth of the Naked Cowboy (It’s unreal!)   “I bet he’s a bean-can man”   #RagPickers

Listen in as a couple skanks in tanks talk about… umm, well, mostly old Penthouses…   Hop into the hot-room of podcasts as H and Case talk color TV’s, Double Dare rooms, and why they will always be 13 years old…   “Literally a pair of butt-cheeks pressed up against the camera.”   “Speaking of Chad Muska, this is Chad Musty!”   #DareToDream #CreamTubes #CreamsNight #Hornys

In this very special episode we are in conversation with The Star of the Bar herself New York TRISH!!!   Put on those JNCO Jeans, Suck those hoses, and glue-trap some rats cuz this ep is a New York Minute you don’t wanna miss!!   “I’m convinced that hose is the only reason I didn’t get Covid”   #TapeGap

Listen in as two geriatric millennials talk Nick Arcade, the Wizard, and the 80’s Big Bayou Craze!   Find out what happened when Casey bested Rudy at the Huron Arcade, what the Power Glove was really ever good for, and what H’s coffin will eventually be made of…   “Dust is worse than the Corona Virus.”   “My autism means I got a big one!”   #WhoreVsTrollop #DingDongBundy

Is it Lays, Nays, or LaDanza’s?..   Listen in as the Jerks talk Russian Creams!!!   #HundoSicilian

Warm up those pipes you poor man’s Masons cuz this one’s pulled straight from the pages of “Parade Aficionado”     There is more to life than what you're living. You take a chance and face the wind. An open road and a road that's hidden A brand new life around the bend. There were times when I lost a dream or two. Found the trail, and at the end was you. There's a path you take and a pat...

Alright Jerks listen in as we officially kick off Season 3 with some old business like Robin Hood Prince of Thieves , Tap Dancin’ Twin Bings, and how Coca-Cola won World War I   Andy Kaufman Katherine Helmond Jonathan Brandis Jaime Fahr Eazy E Fat Goalie from The Mighty Ducks Kobe Bryant Tim Curry Lori Loughin Brendan Fraser   “I can only do a Satan wizard blue.” “Just drop Coke on the N...

Listen in as Trio-Twin-Bingio get “Zinged by the Timer,” and Finish up their Second JP Century (Starring Crunch Peters!™)   Come Tokyo Drift with us as we take an amazing pod-quiz through the JP years (special thanks to Ash Van G!!!), and discover that life is all just “Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Jiz!”   “Your fury is beyond compare, with over-processed racist hair.”   #Cheers

It’s an official Jerk Threesome as the boys get together and talk Two Jerk-Centuries of nonsensical, out of context, quiz filled podcasting.   Listen in as the Jerks discover which Judge was the son of many judges, how many strawberries one stem can take, and how many rat traps a King can handle in his shoes…   “Johnnie Cage touch the butt!”   “Tony Randall had the most testicle-mea...

It’s “Ripster’s I Believe That’s Hot” this week as the Jerks ramp up to Henning’s return and the TWO-HENNDRITH!!!   Listen In as H n C discuss the most flaggyest President, the potential for three apples on a single stem, and what it truly means to Hit Your Head on Henning’s Toilet…   “What’s your flag ratio?”   #JapaneseCruise #AmericanPieCollegeBoyz

Listen in as the Jerks ramp up to the TWO-HENNDRITH, by way of pantless shirt-wearers, Yoga in Jeans™, and Jesus as the ultimate face-man.   It’s part I of “We Hit our Head on Henning’s Toilet” and you won’t even know what that means until you listen to Part II. So be on the look out for Part II and context and clarification galore! (Also sadly “Shawshank” does not carry over)   “That’s...

Who needs the vaccine when you can get the JERKs talkin Costner bunz with nipples!   Listen in as H regales Case with his tale of peeing in a ziplock bag…   “We need a sick dunk.”   “You can tell it’s a Rothko cuz the dildo has cream.”   #MrBurnsShovelFoot #NFP #NFJP #NFS #JPle’d

You can’t Cage the Seagal! (because he’s racist and he’ll kick you in the neck)   Put on your eye-hats cuz the heat of this pod might burn your corneas! (keep it in your ears dude!)   “What you reading Macho Man? A biography of FDR”   “Nothing’s worse than a guy with too many gym stories.”   #TheBethlehammer #FloralRoberts

Is it a Cage? Or, is it all the Rage?   Listen in as Case Quizes H over his knowledge of Nick Cage films. Does a moonshiner avenge his dog’s bones? Is Cliff Sherri the Prince of Niagara? Will Peter Scolari play all the parts in the Vagina Monologues? You’ll have to listen to find out…   This episode is the second part of episode 194 “Cuomo. Nipples. Pierced.” (You might wanna go back and...

H and C are back and they are hittin’ the big issues like Silk Stockings, Golden Trumps, and “can you milk a squid?”   This episode find out which Cuomo has a Prince Albert, who ordered simply a bowl of cherries, and who told a Muppet to suck his d@#*…   “The lighty went bangy”   “Suck my dick ya mop-head.”   #TBC #WelcomeBabyDel!!! #TrumpsWand

Recorded a week ago, H and C discuss the madness of small-town growing up, Kung Fu, and why Biden and Lincoln are born and bred Fire-Men!   Wrap up in those afghans cuz H and C are poking another podcast fire.   “You think Joey B is a racquetball man?”   “You could cut your toast on the pleats of those jeans.”   #GBPJ #EndRackIt #ChristmasIsOurs # AnimaniacsWindbreaker

RIP Dustin Diamond - Make your next baseball out to Dustin, Mr. Belding. Listen in as the Jerks talk Screech as the Night Stalker, Irish the Flying Shamrock, and of course Hulk Hogan’s brother - Dildo the Flying Clown… “He made a perfect dildo-beard for that pharaoh.” “ A real ninja always takes it… and by ‘it’ we mean your underwear.” #CasinoGuys #Sassafras #WrestlingCamp

Bottom Line: The Jerks love Ed O’Neill (and other stuff, like history).   Listen in as H and C wax on about their unprovoked bean-sandwich shoulder injuries, politics they don’t understand, and why “the whites” are for the young…   “Drew Breeze still lives in his Katrina house!”   “You got calloused thighs. Walmart man?”   #ImReconciliation #JPHouseRock #TheONeillaissance #Crow...

Put on your black Avia’s and check your windshields, cuz this pod is coming to you pamphlet-style…   Grab your skillet-mules you Bonanza Hunks, cuz this one’s got the Return of the GrunK!   “You got your skillet-mule city boy?”   “Hitchhikers were the original podcasts.”   #TaintedSkillets #PamphletCast #MonkeyNuts #ScienceBackAlley

Bust out the brisket, beans, cornbread, and iced tea cuz this is a $70 episode.   Listen to Case and H as they not only discuss NBSee-us’ 1978 lineup, but also their future lineups; including “Urkel’s Boyfriend Urkel,” “Downs & Outs,” “Gimme Shelter,” and of course “Your Dad’s Friend.”   “Can you make his eyes yin-yangs?”   #GrandpaGoesToWashington

Let’s Hope Larry the Myposian King gives us all a little SHELTER in 2021…   Well jerks it’s no longer Before Covid or After Trump. No sir, it’s a New Year. We’re breaking the bonds of constructional time and going with “Before Cheeks” or “After Dennis” TM’d   “Let’s watch him take a dump.”   “It’s forever de-stamped”   #PregnantPause #DoublePres #FriendsKimono

Welp, you’re “Trapped in ‘Podcast’ Paradise.” Might as well join our No-Member Christmas Cult…   Listen in as the Jerks discuss Christmas Cults, rotten zucchinis, and a young man’s aunt’s boyfriend - Merry Christmas!   “An aunt and her boyfriend run a sporting goods store.”   “Give ‘em the steamy bull.”   #NoMemberCult #TeamOfFats #FatFortuna

Get ready to take a Quiz…st..mas!!! (but after hour of porn and Netflix talk of course)   Move over Book of Luke! The Jerks have the story of Magic Mushrooms, Christmas Witches, and Russian Creams!   “I feel like you’re trying to get me with more poop stuff.”   “Howard Stern eat our lunch.”   #AudioBoner #ActionPark #WildWaterWest #Gruntus

Is he a Bisque Guy? A Beef and Barley Man? Or God help us a Chowder CHUD? Don’t know? Well find out alongside Case and H as they play “If You Know Henning, then Best Get Penning!”   Happy 40th to our favorite Saganite!!! Thank you for taking a couple of Jerks on board your very own Ship of the Imagination - Here’s to the many more moon-miles to come - Moon Serious!   “I don’t know e...