Jerk Practice

Do you love wrestling? Do you love lunches even more? Then the JERKS have the quiz for what ails ya!   Write these down:   Ric Flair Undertow The Undertaker George South The Ultimate Warrior Saul Bunyan Earthquake!!!   “I cried into my hunk posters.”   “My real name is my wrestling name!”   “Momma can I have a peanut and lettuce sandwich please?”   #BoiledCoffee #BudL...

You better believe these Jerks come with chopped cherries!   Listen in as the Jerks talk celebrity Lutheran dishes, wrestling magazines, and Abe Lincoln’s dong mask!   “We’re talkin’ 90’s $14.99.”   “It’s the confederate history museum of documentaries.”   #BubblePizza #GeorgeSouth

Don Cupid Presents: the Jerk Practice Valentine’s Day Episode, in which we discuss not love, BUT rather how second hand smoke ain’t REAL!!!   Take your Dagonal Jerks cuz H and C are talkin’ smoking in bars, Tony Wrigley, and those fancy coaching shoes them coaches need to wear.   “You don’t have to take a dump next to your comrades in World War I!”   “They smoked gum back then!” &nb...

Join us as we attempt to feed Dennis from Head of the Class  infected bear meat.   Rest in Peace and Power Howard Hesseman, but lets us show thanks for all the wonderful moments you bestowed upon us, such as dead uncles, Dennis’ dunks, and Arvid’s aids scare…   “You can please a divorced uncle with a warm meal”   #Gusto

Does William Cagney have a butterface? Well let us ask you this. Do Hans and Casey live in a brown room?   Listen in as the Jerks discuss adopted brothers’ uncles’ sons, butterface bullies, and why we’re a bunch of Andy Dufresne’s…   “He’s the Senator of makin’ it!”   “That kid was born was with a concussion.”   #HondoRico

Put down those cookies! Put down that butter! We’re talking Presidents’ grand kids!   Listen in as the JERK talk about the spit-shine of assassination, pullin’ a Chopra, and how Ugly H discovers his cultural ignorance in real-time!   “Ugh, then I’ll have to get down and kiss Tweed Roosevelt’s suede shoes.”   “He’s always talking about butt-play & butt-things.”   #PortoPotty...

The JERKS pay tribute to an OG Jerk, Bob Saget, who tragically passed away far before his time.   By all accounts BS was one of the nicest, sweetest, most loving humans around. Also one of the cleanest/dirtiest comedians ever. So how do we honor him? By unearthing an old Jerk Practice sketch in which we try to eviscerate him. We think he would have appreciated it, and if not, well he’s dead....

Buy the ticket and take the ride… To the Presidential Burlesque Pod!   The Jerks start the New Year by talking el’ BJ, Thomas JefferStunning, and George “Getting-Washed-By His-Son!”   “Just sing about the weather liberals!”   “This just in… me.”   #DomiKNOW #UnionCoolDown #HighCuts #NPR

Get suited up for Civil War II ya DeBeniefs cuz we’re havin’ popcorn for dinner!   The Jerks conclude Domsmas by car-talkin’, stove-gassin’, and corn-fingerin’…   “Oklahoma where the kids deserved it.”   #Frisco

Get your inflated hog testes, bags of bees, and tank chocolate cuz this one’s going after the General Master!   It’s the frontier you Roseanne’s and Tony Custer’s and it’s time to go door to door with Christmas carols, holiday cheer, and of course… Filipino dongings.   “Pa Ingalls doesn’t part with his hog testicles easily.”   “Church was the Internet of the frontier.”   #Gener...

This episode brought to you by Skankin and Ass, and HENNING!!!   Listen in as the OG JP’s talk gidgmets, gadgmets, Spanarchists, and Sagan’s own radiatio’s™   “Become your own garbage man.”   “Is it playing card Jesus, mugshot Jesus, or horny Jesus?”   #SantaDoesErnestOnChristmas

Hang in there you Jesus lovers, this one ain’t Christmas yet, but…   It does have Elvis’ Own Vagina and Asshole (Rated #1 by Kinkazoid.com)   “My Beatles sex doll died in Vietnam.”   #DiscountCouponGunShop

This episode The Jerks pose a serious question: Are you Team Booger Wall or Team Spittin’ Wall?   “Look at my balls, they have a tight fade.”   #StickersForButtcheeks

This podcast is a placard, so read it you post modern art riverboat pirates!   Listen in as the JERKS talk campfire stews, brain zaps, and being “distracted by dumps.”   “Peanuts a plenty for poor people”   #BidenFarts

Welcome to the bastard pod of 100 Jerkiacs!   Join the Jerks as they discuss the Strip Club Craze of the late 70’s, Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Wonkiers, and Ulee’s Gold…   “Ulee was whatever his son’s name was.”   #NilbogHouseSwap

Join the Old Kings and Special Brothers for some off-brand Halloween fun!   It’s all Blows and White-Face Murder Guys this episode…   “We gave him a blow job and now he won’t leave.”   #TiredToiletFan

Pop some rocks, strap those bibs, and grab your 20” hunks, cuz we startin’ off Halloween!   Listen in as the Jerks discuss why Horny Goat Coins are out for this years Spooktivities…   “It’s like Panty-Face instead of Leather-Face!”   #BJBIB

Load up those Lands Ends with panties Jerks, cuz this one’s got history…   Hurry and sign up now for the JP Dumb-Dad’s Baseball Challenge (all free, no strings, no sponsors*, no sweat, just fun!)   *Brought to you by Scary Dan’s Dong Slugs   Use the link to join:   https://fantasy.espn.com/games/mlb-playoff-baseball-classic-2021/group?id=26fc1654-a6e8-42c3-b686-0476ebf41364&amp...

After listening to this episode, “you’re gonna wanna put that shit on a church!”   Wanna know who fart”DEAD?” Listen up…   “We’ve always been 50% ranch and %50 ketchup.”   “I hope there’s an America, France!”   #TheFrozenCasey #KRANCH #WeLoveNormAndTheresNothingHeCanDoAboutIt

Listen in this week as the Jerks learn to “fail properly.”   This week get your fill of rats, CrocRoaches™, and rectal waves!   “I don’t even have storytelling strength.”   #GoodWillKing #ThinSpaghetti

Are you Jerks Laundry or Kitchen? Why not let JP help you decide…   This week the Jerks are talkin’ Prison Deans, Tank Experts, and of course big timin’ Chet from 78 Degrees!   “To my wing-man Casey.”   “Dr. Toilet’s back baby!”   #RustVsPoop #Muttering #OrlandoOliveGarden

Come out of your “Oceans of Kicks” Jerks cuz this one’s gonna full your coup with creams…   Three words Gods. Butt. Hole.   “Alls I need a roof over my head and a pint of soup.”   #ThatLoopyWhaleBackMovie

Listen in as the Jerks navigate the Depression era gums of their youth…   Couple dumb dads talkin’ bad booze, bad bills, and “some kinda goat or sumthin’” Mr. Tumnus.   “It’s like audio for your eyes.”   “It’s either nothing in your mouth or a long weed.”   #RipOurFunnyDrunkDad #WLUATNUKDAI

Climb aboard your Bezos Dick Rocket and get ready to take the Casey 40th Birthday Quiz!   If you want to play along, answer the questions below and see how well you know Vit C!   1. If you were an ice cream flavour, which would you be? Why?   2. You are 12 years old, what is your favorite movie? You are 25, what is your favorite movie? You are now 40, what is your fav...

Listen in Jerks!.. Before the Ghost-Dad in the machine strangles H with a printer cord.   Aha! H was right all along! Well, sort of. The brain is not in the head OR gut, its in the tongue!   “Gimme the dongle, I wanna hear gears turnin’.”   “One of my brains is in me tongue.”   #AgroCraig