Jerk Practice

It’s just a little “kid stuff” as the SJ’s talk HJ’s, Right Prices, and “TV Dins Bitch!” “It’s not a new statement right? Walmart: We’re up to something.” #AurorasBoras

See how many pleats come out in the wash as the JERKS discuss Mount Southmore, Tecumseh Sandler, and Mail Order Shirts! Please rate and review us on iTunes - so nice, so helpful, want to touch the hiney “What, you don’t have the gut callus?” #ReverseZipper

Get ready for A 180 ounces of Thunder, A big juicy HamBubger, and a side of Chantilly Gace. This is the Episode Craze of 107!.. WLYATNYCDAI “If you gave him a microphone, he’d be podcasting about that toilet.” #DrThunderBlunder

This ones hits all the traditional earmarks - a Toilet-promise that is soon spicily broken, Trump and Gump and Dr. Peppers, Philadelphia Stories, Lutherans, Brotherhoods, tinfoil jeans, creams, serial killers, Nazis lookin’ for relics, and of course WALLITICS!!!™ If you listened then you know what to do and where to find us, and for that WE LOVE YOU AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. “It’s t...

There’s a big moon contingent in this one… Did China just put the first slave on the moon? Was the 60’s Moon Craze directly associated with the Rocket Craze of the Cold War? And, did we really go the moon, as JFK said, “not because we are LAZE, but because we are CRAZE?” Thank you for listening! Now go out and download Henning KO’s new game, Fox Hunt! Here is the link to download it: https://anoma...

This is a close-out ‘18 goodie! We’re talkin’ wood, yin yangs, rainbow unicorns, poop, haircuts with hatchets, cutting tape with rocks, earth-gravy, and of course how “Ernest Goes Ebola!” “We’re the wood and yin yang to your periodic table, Henning.” #AflacDuckMan

‘tis the time to continue kicking off our Second Season, with holiday happiness, Christmas cheer, and the sexual abuse allegations of AKA Tyler DeGrease Nielsen… If you enjoy this pod, tell someone you love this Cryptsmas, and then force them to download, rate, and review it - South Carolina Santa loves you and there’s nothing you can do about it. “He’s down there with Beakman.” #ClovenVonHankenst...

Much like the Polar Express, you will find yourself wondering why “something doesn’t feel right”… Thank you for listening to our pre-pre-holiday ep! And please tell someone you love about the pod this Cryptsmas, while you’re snuggling under the frosty window as Dickensian urchins look on. “He talked in punches” #BloodGumps

Well it is now Addo Henndriny, and that means Jazz playin’ Turks, Egyptian Fonzie’s, and, of course, the multiverse… Thanks for listening Mom, now all of you check with your Facebook agents and join us at Jerkpracticepod - and “one person in person” spread it! “Every full bunz with a Z, we need a clean episode.” #RussellGoesRon

There’s none else to say here other than… GrizzardJuice! GrizzardJuice! GrizzardJuice! Hey, check this out - no rates, no reviews - can you just tell one other human being (in person!) about the podcast? That’s all we ask, that would be great, and might even connect you with someone as sick as yourselves, and us, and of course your moms. “Did you read the sketches in Mein Kampf?” #ChickenSkin #You...

Thank you all so much for listening in to us Jerks for the last Henndy Eps! Now, as a reward here’s some songs, some shout outs, some synonym opposites, and a quiz that turns Henning’s stomach. Enjoy! We are on some of the social media platforms… Can you find which ones? And then like us and share us and stuff - we do it for you, you prostitutes! “If we hang… we all hang together.” #DewliriumTreme...

This baby is self-explanatory (in that you might need to go to the last few minutes of the last fifty episodes in order to explain it to yourself) This was such a blast compiling all of these coldie-tags, and such a reminder of how much we love doing this, and thus how much we love you. FB - @jerkpracticepod “Its Kaufmanesque, I mean Sandleresque.” #ColdtagClipshowIntroColdtag

Listen up all you Mona Greasa’s, and make sure to get on the Cheekz train sooner than later, cuz there’s some real Macaroni Rascals that want nothing more than to deep-fake their way into a great online investment. Check us out on FB - We love you and there’s… “ya Motha” “Is that Venom? Oh, I think it’s a butt.” #FreddyTheDreamGhost

Listen in as the Jerk’s discuss the difference between bad and badder horror movies, the state of voting for Frankie Kragg’s his fellow felons, and why “13 Fridays” should earn Jarvis Varney an Academy Award. Thank you all for being patient with the timing of the pods - We are still settling into dumb dad lives. But don’t worry we have plenty of new pods and ideas coming up! AND, if we haven’t tol...

Who’s coming down the chimney this year? Santa? Nope! It’s the ghost of America’s tumultuous past - and it’s landed right on the German’s lap - “Wait what the hell? Is that Himmler over the mantle?” Sorry about the wait Jerks but remember we still love you (and you know all the ways you can love us back by spreading word of the pod) “I absolve you.” #GrapeSlideHustle

Discover the history of all your favorite candies, like Charleston Chew, Skittles, and Chicken Flakes… If you like the pod please share about it on your social meeds (ugh, “meeds”), and join our Facebook page at https://www.facebook.com/jerkpracticepod/ “How’s your shuffle confidence?” #ChewAnon #Tonk?

In this bonus episode, Pete and H ask the tough questions - How many sacks of garbage make up Scott Pruitt? What will be the lasting legacy of those raspberry pies? And, how big was Moses’s watch?.. Thanks again to Pete for sitting in on the pod and look out for an all new episode dropping later this week! Join our FB page ya filthy animals!.. Love you… “F*** rivers!” #WarrenSkink2020

What do the world’s longest fingernails, the Noid’s bones, and Henning’s senatorial run have in common? This episode. Remember we love you for listening; and if you wanna listen to more, review, and join us on Facebook, feel free! “That’s the sizzle-nail!” #Henning2018

The Jerks are back to old form this episode as they once again ask the serious questions: Can’t we just shave a little off the sun? Did they really just throw the body in a lake? And, is a rawhide toilet filled with Slim Jims high art? Or is it a Boner-Musk? Keep on doin’ what you’re doin’ if you’re doin’ it - Facebook, rates, reviews, subscribes etc. If not, we still love you, but c’mon… C’mon! “...

The Jerks are fresh from a Boot-Skoogs concert as they discuss the Canadian Crips (AKA the Red Green Show), naked dirigible riding, and why Frederick Krueger is not only an “m-word” but also an anti-Semite… Always remember we love you (now visit us at https://www.facebook.com/jerkpracticepod/ to tell us how you feel). “Yes! He double mothers!” “Gross!” #OrangIsTheNewPrez

We’re flexin’ our magnetic muscles this episode as we discuss Joe Montoya’s Coppertone panties, Vietnamese Boot Stew, and the Founding Fathers of Memes! If you like the pod please also check out our “kid-approved show” coming out every Sunday - #NotSponsored available everywhere you get your podcasts! Also if you wanna join the Jerk Practice community (and wanna see that big ol’ snake), please joi...

Introducing #Not Sponsored This is an all new family/kid friendly podcast (but still JERK-approved of course!) hosted by Uncle H and Aiden the Neph, in which they delve deep into the world of "edibles" (hopefully), and "incredibles" (maybe)! For example, in this pilot episode they discuss a pouched shredded chewable, and a game of world domination... Please enjoy the first episode of #NotSponsored...

Join us in Saigon as we discuss why sleepy stereotypes, solo Slides, and Jersey Shore smoosh-cakes are no bueno… Catch more of the conversation on our Facebook page at https://www.facebook.com/jerkpracticepod/ and always remember - there’s none other Jersey. “Got any cheese? Did I do that?” #PPP #PatriotsPointPlayers

H and C are missing Hennix Jones this week, but they try and fill his absence with talk of ballot-stuffin’ goons, egos personified at muscle beach, and how Einstein really meant E=mcSuperior… We’re coming up on the Henndrith episode folks! So be sure to go back and listen to ALL past episodes, check out our other pod, Have a Good Night Court, on Apple Podcasts and Google Play. We’re also on Facebo...

Take a peek inside this week’s gingerbread stall, and discover why Grover v. McCarthy must be upheld, why that party demon might just be an alcoholic, and why everything Hans doesn’t understand is simply Kaufmanesque. Check us out on Facebook @jerkpracticepod and look out for newly restructured Have a Good Night Courts coming soon! “Revolution was in the air… and it smelt like toots.” #Turdd