Jerk Practice

Drain Bottom by El Rind Hibbord -1. Portion Uno: Pater Geetik. Randy Horns cried. She cowered fully clothed, in the middle of the plains. The sky was grand above her. A heated implosion of sand tunneled down to the water under heavy waves. The sky was fluid, the ether steadfast. The ether has the grounding of eternity in peacetimes when suction pushes back on suction, and the tranquility is thrown...

The Jerks are asking the tough questions, like when will virtual water skiing catch on? Can MAGA Freddy Krueger save America from its nightmares? And, were there gay people in the Civil War?.. P.S. Everyone must watch “The Week Of” before the next episode! Is Adam Sandler the new Andy Kaufman?... If you like what you heard (and aren’t a Lake Person), you may also like our other pod, Have a Good Ni...

                             FADE IN:            INT. PODCAST – DAY - NIGHT                       Jennette Binkins                    “The bitch is horny.”          ...

Forget the Hot Rod God folder, the Jerks are opening up a new one (35 times?)… We’re talking Dennis from Head of the Class, Physical Fitness Tests, and why it’s always the first inning for Baby Deon.   If you liked the pod (and the baby-themed stories therein) go back and check out some other eps, as well as our other pod “Have a Good Night Court” on Apple Podcast and Google Play. Also join us on...

The Jerks attempt to get over their brain-flu’s as they honor Steven Hawking… s body double Stevie Hawks />^**&^(##-==-+$#@ THIS IS STEVEN HAWKING. I FEEL COMPELLED TO LEAVE MY HEAVENLY ASTRAL PLANE, AND MY NEXT HIT OFF OF SAGAN’S BONG OF THE IMAGINATION. THESE JERKS BESMIRCHED ME, AND MY GHOST, BY SANDWHICHING ME WITH TALKS OF FRANK THOMAS, SLY STALONE’S BLOWJOB TRUCK, AND “VENTURA ACE: WH...

“Don’t even say his name!” This week Dad A and Dad 1 discuss beetle-boots with jean-shorts, a hobos’ love of hamburgers, and GG Allin – the human version of Skyline Chili!   If you liked what you heard, and you get all your politics from us, be sure to rate and review us on iTunes, and check out our other pod, “Have a Good Night Court” on Apple Podcasts and Google Play! Be sure to join the convers...

Join Art, Honker, and the Fruit Machine as they discuss disability pills, bags of bone-dust, and why Brian Hess lives in a warehouse…   Be sure to check out our other pod, I mean I wouldn’t but… GET OUTTA HERE ART!!! It’s Have a Good Night Court on Apple Podcasts and Google Play, Season 3 episode 1 coming this week! Also join us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/jerkpracticepod/ and leave us...

Fill those condoms with sauce and throw ‘em at your dads, cuz this one’s about to get sexy! Listen up as the premier closeted conservatives Sexy-Case and Toilet Gimp put their chindos on one strap at a time and talk episode 22 [TM], Jeremy Rumner, and civil war beards!   If you thought this episode was sexy, check out the last episode of Have a Good Night Court on Apple Podcasts and Google Play –...

Say hello to Allen Franks. He’s got all the right moves, and he’s takin’ names. Watch out for his new edgy brand of comedy cuz you might get cut! He’s talkin race, He’s talkin drugs, and oh yeah, He’s talkin 9-11: The Crappening…   Be sure to check us out on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/jerkpracticepod/ and our other pod “Have a Good Night Court” also on Apple Podcasts and Google Play – an...

Grab those cheese-cubes and cinnamon rolls kids, cuz the Soda Jerks are talking beautiful broaches, vegan cheeses, and what it means to “roll your own boulder up your own hill” …   Hey Jerks drop those Tide-Pods and check out our other podcast, Have a Good Night Court, on Apple Podcasts and Google Play. Also, our Facebook page at https://www.facebook.com/jerkpracticepod/ . Tell us what crazy combi...

Listen in as Johnson and Mier talk gag-beers, the Jingle Wars of 1987, and why “we’ll always be able to sell bread with sugar on it”…   “I can only drink Coors Light in the garage.” #MyDadWasAnOldMilwaukeeMan

Take to streets to battle the Hampton Jits! Take America by the ears and dunk a drink at Michael Jordan’s Steak House! And, stop complaining about the traffic and start complaining about the signs!   “Have you ever followed a hashtag?” #TooMuchYouGoof

The Jerks try to prove what it means to stay standing ("It's only sad if you care"), as they investigate Jake the Snake Syndrome, the merits of owning one's own cream-room, and why Hans will be haunted by the ghost of Richard Wilder... If you like the pod feel free to give it a review, and head on over to https://www.facebook.com/jerkpracticepod/ to start some conversation, or maybe request Dr. To...