Jerk Practice

This week Mitch the Bitch joins Hanes Her Way and Mullet Gut as they talk Artisanal Acne, Tractor Deaths, and Shawn Hemp's Sonic Green Shootout!   Put yer New Balance Boots on cuz this baby’s gonna knock you over! We got Kanye’s Confederate Cape, Curvy Dildo Flags, and Greg the Crank Pharmacist   “His name was Laurie.”   “Shawn Kemp has the smallest ankles.”   “I bought Daddy h...

Alright you White Lungs! Put on those string ties and Protegés cuz the Jerks are reviewing… stuff.   Hope you’re hungry cuz the JERKS are dishing up loose meat sandwiches, pouring out coffee-pot coffees, and talking’ Alabama Drag Shows!   “Gimme 5 loose meats.”   “Let the kettle throw their pots, cuz I’m boiling!”   #GamblerLights #Smunday #RayonBase #HunkyKutzFry

The JERKS have a new hire under their employ (if you listen close you may hear her…), and to impress her, they talk pennies made of barley, artisanal street sweeping, and the cause of Lincoln’s greasy sugar lips.   “He’s goin’ away for the rest of his Salt Life.”   “Jeez! You used to be able to park on this block.”   #LadyLockUp #RuddyFace #MadDad #Knobsled #RenaisanceSmut

Just Because Beer Guy Joe is busy in Putingrad; it don’t mean you Jerks can’t join us in Freiwaldistan for some classic Soda-Brain talk.   Tuck yer pants into those boots Jerks, cuz this ep we’re talkin’ Park Kids, Lip to Roach Ratios, and how the Georgia Nut-Crop is doin’ this year?   “We’re just a coupla Soda-Brains here.”   “Oh, he wears Texas jeans with a high-starch.”   “D...

Pull out your Ers Magundi  Jerks because you’re about to die laughing (with coins on yer eyes and a lie on yer lips).   The JERKS are riding high on the pod-hog this week as they talk tanned bums, bed-church, Bravo’s new show: The Unhoused Bronze Bums of Dallas, and those damn Confederate tattletales!   “You landlords are going to the front!”   “You Americans are going to Putin...

Welcome to 3 Dog Pod staring Buxter Barris, Jarles Charles, and Lark Markinson   Listen in as the JERKS (with OJ Uncle Mitch!) get to the bottom of The Dad From Gremlins: Buxster Barris, Hitler’s Reeboks, and Studio 59…   “Maybe Pee Wee had less pictures.”   “I’m a Stills man!”   #SmileyShellShock  #JohnBrownEyes #BroadwaysOfLondon #Donglumbo #Columdong

Listen up you CREATURES! Cuz this one’s adapted from a French novel.   It’s a Prunty of an episode this week Jerks, as H and Vit. C talk pornography, notes, and why you should never Google - “Bundy Special Needs”   “Just stay in bed guys.”   “Puttin’ prankin’ grease on the toilet, cuz I’m just lousy with grease.”   #PowerfulPrunty #PrankinGrease #Creatures

Welcome to Street-Boat Radio! Listen in as Hunky and Dunky discuss murder-tarp dinners, cancer-pork, and Korean gun-gloves.   Pull up those stiff black crispies, clasp those Beatle boot medallions, and itch yer dicks. Cuz this one’s got more cushion than T. Allen’s shoes!   “I never saw Tim Allen in a high boot.”   “Your dad is Goldie Hawn!”   “I’ve never seen a therapist eat m...

Pop those Starlight Mints and Pervitin you Polish Kings cuz this one’s goin’ to The Hague!   Join the millions and 1 Gump as Casey tries to determine if the Post’s “Pizza Rat Meets Coke Rat” beats The JP Opinion’s “Double Asses”…   “We need to re-nerd the nation!”   “All kids are created equal: They hate learning.”   “Till Death Do Us Fart.”   “I’m gonna say it. There’s no...

We’re droppin’ “one more can of chili for the cupboard.” Translation: Here’s the new podcast.   Put on your full Zack Morris regalia, hit play and get yer rounds in Jerks! H and C are talkin’ creep half-baths, crooks’ dicks, and Big Creamy Sweet-Milks…   “The most painful shave a man can get.”   “Which Younger brother am I gonna dream about tonight?”   “That’s premo-casket-wood...

Put on the tail-fringe-rat-jackets Jerks! It’s a new year!.. and we’re ringin’ it in by talkin’ ‘bout the old one.   The JERKS pull their microphones out of the toilet to talk tryin’ on “Air Franks,” searching for John Hughesly’s Gold, and blasting ball bearings at Debi Mazar’s butt-hole!   “Go left cheek, right cheek, then right in the middle.”   “So it’s not just finger-less glove...

It’s PODCAST PODCAST 1 2 3!!! PODCAST PODCAST for Buckskin SANTIE!!!   Welcome to some #HellShit Jerks! We’re talkin’ Holiday Rosanne Sweats, Ol’ Soupy Prayer Man, and Hot Belts!   “Uncle Tony’s house smells like fried vegetables.”   “They put the cuffs on Asner!?!”   “Did you give ‘em the ol’ Nazi sift?”   #Scumbrandt  #HotBeltStrips #TerryRumbrandt

Get those buckskins out Jerks, cuz we’re goin’ mid, then we’re goin’ west. It’s Christmas with Kansas Kringle!   Welcome to the future Jerks, there’s Fysion, DEVNA, and Santa Leathers!   “It’s all monkey armpits.”   “A BIG in every morning, and a BIG in every night.”   #PamphletMode #Isodopes

Our beloved JERK E. Weaves is turning 40! So we’re taking for a ride - Join in… IF YOU DARE…   “Edit out the pauses.” “Not a chance.”   We love you E.W. and there’s nothing you can do about it!   #Karene #HBOMMM #ThankYouForBeingAJerk

Here’s the honest truth, The Commish is not differently-abled, but he will steal your chicken.   Plant those Franzi buttcheeks, roast up some African vanilla, and wrap yourself in some sandy cotton cuz this ep is under arrest!   “We’re professionals and commissioners.”   “What’s a good President’s profession?   “Is Morroco in Africa?   #SmallFoodInitiative #TheCommish #Chi...

We welcome the OG JERK Henning K onto the episode as we discuss Vaporizing Vitamins, Home Alone 3: Bangkok Style , and Sweet Cream Jelly Bodies!   Alright you unhoused bums, listen up as H really tries to make his Omaha Steaks bit work, Case takes the 80s to Jerk Court, and Henning gives a smokable lecture on Carl Sagan.   Thanks for the quiz Oscar!   “Gimme a Clump!”   “That e...

Alright you Sludgy Slinko’s, make some kissy smooches as the JERKS talk Hotsy slash fic, hot fries, and the blowjob ghost from Ghostbusters.   Oh you damn right it’s the week of DomsGiving, and the JERKS give thanks for David Allen Fink, Sewer Dreams, and the Pen Craze of the Early 90s!   “This Holiday Season give ‘em the smooch!”   “It’s a very academic smooch.”   “Her horny r...

What’s that smell you may ask. It’s the smell of Killer Sally Sweat, Dream Team Workouts, and Corn Chowder 9 Days a Week…   What do you get when you mix one mystic healer with a man bent one celebrating Kristallnacht in a butt-crack Christmas sweater? Well, quite frankly, you get Bundy Log Pumps™   “Gimme 10 Gacey’s!”   “2 Cup Joe needs the promise of supper.”   “We love shoes,...

Listen up you wage-slaves! The JERKS are talkin’ about, what else?, running H for District 12 State Senate on a platform of whiskey boots, caps on soda (literally), and STROKES FOR ALL!   Every Jerk a King, Every Jerk a Ding, You can be a booth babe too. But there’s something a wizard had to say, The JERKS are dangerous fools.   “That guy’s tough as nails! He keeps puttin’ smokes out on...

Sadly Halloween now passed us by, but don’t worry the JERKS will make you feel better by talking candy, cheese, and blow-jobs (candy cheese blow-jobs?)   Listen in as the Hard-Sads™ 2on2 debate pb v caramel Twix, Lincoln v Douglas v H, and why Hogan would make one helluva T-Rex!   “I love the hard-sads. I’m a hard-sad”   “My costume is suicide by cop.”   “How many times ha...

It’s Part II of the October Halloween Sadness Bracket™    Who will the JERKS choose as the champ of 2022!?! Here’s a hint… It’s exactly what you think it is…   “One, Boo, Three…”   “Even more haunting than a human fly lifting a shotgun into its own mouth.”   #BadDreamsOnBirchAvenue #BramStokeTopStuffing #NerdStings #1Boo3 #FlySuicide

It’s the start of a new Halloween Tradition here on the JP Pod - The Annual Lindsey Meghan’s October Sadness Bracket™ Play along you Freddy Bed Heads!   Join the Jerks as they talk Step-Dads, Dumb-Dads, and the real horror that is Moms and Dads!   “The Hobbit pops baby!”   “Hey Steven, king me - you stink.”   #Proshima #ButterfaceMeyers #CandyMandingo #TheJerkies   RIP Mik...

Join Lindsey Meeghans for his long awaited return in this post-modern dad-cast! You gonna get “Yang Braing’d son!”   Bring your Yang Braings™ to the table as the JERKS talk stale rye, fat kings comin’ back, and why Casey doesn’t trust pre-creamed drinks.”   “I can’t do an emperor cream.”   “I put my taxes between the cheeks, cuz that’s where they belong.”   #MilkFedHands #...

Pour yourselves some Tepid Mash and pop those buds past those cosmetic testicles in your ears, cuz this baby is as hot as the Kardashian’s nasty aunt Celeste!   Listen in as the JERKS talk H’s Cuba Gooding Jr. Embargo, Casey’s janitor role in the Matrix, and the new game “Would you / if you?”™   “Can we be done with team cosplay?”   “It’s my new toilet book: Olaf the Polish Dentist...

Open up those “Dumb Dad Dead Eyes” and listen with ‘em, cuz this the Less Wheat Bread™ of episodes!   This one’s as hot as tinfoil in a microwave Jerks! H and C are talkin’ stress bloodies, Girl Hogans, Wolf Lake  promoters, new-hire Cenobites…   “The pro feminine dump brought to you by Jon Hamm.”   “Hogan’s hair is like spiders’ silk.”   “Pull out your lute n’ give m...