Jerk Practice

This show’s not robo-written but it’s about to be if we don’t get our SODA and TOILETS!!!   Join the Jerks are back together again and ain’t it grand - Talkin’ the good ol’ days of buffets, cowards, and why “hot fudge sundae” might mean RUN!   “The one day I didn’t use the reflector.”   “Did he poop in the pee cup?”   #DimBurgen #OCB #BPD #TroyWashingtonCarver

Case is away throwin’ down dollars on the ponies with Pete Rose in Cincinnati this week. So, it’s… Oops! All H   Join H Presley in the main podtar this week as he talks full-body lace-suits, his Candy kick, and why sewage makes the best pearls.   “Go fuck! I’m going to Temu.”   “It’s just an items store.”   “Podding is Talking / Talking is Podding”   “Just eatin’ crab legs...

Alright ya stinkers! Bring yer pinkers! Let’s Pod!   This week we take a ride in the go-back machine take a hot pass by Jesus with the windows cracked, look under a Polish hotel for Hitler’s bones, and check out the dot-com-BOBBLE burst of 94!   “Can we go back to batteries?”   “My brother has a vagina.”   “Forrest Gump’s dad is black?”   #ToiletFruit #VideoTrivialities #M...

Put those poison chips down and listen up! We’re talkin’ Buff, Smash, and Fitz!   Listen up as the JERKS read the picture on the cover of a famous novel and talk about getting F Scott Smashgeralded!   “I snorted his dad’s heart medication.”   “Until that bucktoothed Superman chokes you out with some pantyhose…”   #HardArizonas #TheBushwickPapers #TheGreatSmashby

Grab a cup of black and a stack of salties, cuz the JERKS are crossing the Rubicon (backwards)   This week H and C put on their B.U.M. Enforcement sweatshirts and jeanshorts to talk Suicide By Cop Cream Sodas, Snake Filth, and World War I briefs and butts.   “Nothing says desperation like a cup of hot black and a stack of salties.”   “Don’t look under Karn’s front porch.”   “I...

Listen up good Jerks, cuz these Pig Masters are going to Law School.   After anoter absence that made the heart grow wierder, the JERKS are back to discuss bad suitcase beer, white cups of hot black, and finishing the Cold War on the moon with a hot race!   “Fuckin’ rats; both of us!”   “I’m over Europe.”   “No, she wasn’t addicted to being a natural woman.”   #MoontainDew...

Grease those hands and hold them farts Jerks cuz this one’s cut from a car in a local McBusiness’s parking lot…   Well, you can take the creature outta New York, but… He’s still a creature. This week the JERKS are talkin’ monsters drinking Monsters, Questionable flag tramp stamps, and why does Chim has Rooni’s wallet?   “That’s my goin’ home sack.”   “That’s my family sack.”  ...

You heard the Pre-Prefontaine now it’s time for the real juice, Part II, the Prefontaine of podcasts recorded live at our girlfriend’s friend’s wedding who’s also our yoga instructor.   The Jerks are closing out this two-parter strong with George Hogan Grill Starter scobi’s, self-aware creatures, and back by popular demand… more Frankie Lyman news that no one ever asked for or ever cared abou...

It’s here! Season 4 comin’ atcha In Living Color Jerks! Just be careful this season… you might get addicted to honks.   The JERKS are back after a much needed yet underserved week off - and boy do they have nothing to show for it as they talk Tony Penis Barbenheimer, Cobb and Cobber, and Damon Wayans’ sexy swipes.   “You gotta eat the crust. That’s how you know he was a rich!”   “Te...

Strap in. It’s TRUNCHEON Time!!!   It’s Part II Jerks, and sorry still no Mitchie or Henn, BUT we do have a dictator in a tasteless shirt!   “Women and men should not be equal.”   “Alphonso Ribeiro should not be allowed in the Capitol.”   #PregnantPauses #DunkinInBars #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast #GenghisChestnut

Well Jerks - It’s finally here! AND… It’s a Practice in Jerkdom that only the Three-Hendrith could possibly provide…   We got dead men's letters, the trial of Charles Banner and his no manners, and offensive white guys with beaded braids…   “God is dead.”   “Four people dies of evil.”   “It’s the K-Martiest name of all names.”   #SavedByTheBella #ThreeHendrith #JerkPractic...

Well you Pigs and Rats, it’s ep Three Hund... 299b, and the Jerks are still using their brains to clean their testicle sacks…   Put on those flippers and run backward Jerks, cuz the water’s fine and these Booty Warriors have spoons to spare. This week we’re talkin’ soups, tubs, pigs, rats, bones, and back-flips.   “It was like a black church pump your mom would have in her closet.”...

Put down those Logitech controllers and pick up those bags of yellows and clears, cuz this one’s a feat full of shit for the ears!   Join us this week as we discuss Earth’s biggest toilet, billionaire Harvin Hamlish, and sneaking peeks at pink blobs taking showers   “He was such a good actor they let him keep his bad hand.”   “It’s all hooks, steamers, and boop boop boops.”   #...

This week two middle aged waiters talk too many Christmas Cokes, self sexual preditorization, and how it was Ellis all along…   “I think he HAD a family.”   “How are my Adam Corolla Futures doing?”   #Upheaved #AbstractlyMangled #TalesFromDieHardsPalace

Listen up you Sons and Sisters of Serbia cuz this week the Jerks are sittin’ on toilets and shatterin’ knee bones...   We hope you’re hot, cuz you better be to listen to “Is it a Reality Show, or a Reality No?” (Thanks Quizmaster Ash)   “It’s wroms Megg. It’s worms.”   “It’s woms Megg! It’s worms!”   #GermanFingers #DecoyAshes #CrookedHunks #OopsAllBunts

Alright you crooks and dicks, strap in cuz we’re unionizing the industry… Nothin’ but grillin’ talk from two Terry Redlinbrandts… (we dare you to get that reference)   Welcome to our radiated death fog! Join us as we discuss Georgia Peanut Cokes, Human Crumbs, and who is truly the King of the Dirties!   “His body is as weak as his mind.”   “He’s so good, you believe he’s bald!” &nbs...

Vote with your legs and follow these Apostle Tony’s as they untangle the matted mystery that is the “Geelong Bum”…   Before you Google Penis-Hole please heed this advice: Never pass up a chip-joke, never trust a clown in miltary boots, and never ever ever open that spare bucket of skin!   “Leave the brains and the butt-cheeks, they’re from France.”   “You can’t just fold skin like a...

This week, listen in as the JERKS talk TLC and their magnificeinet line-up of “Pimple Zitter,” “Dancin’ with the Pranks, and “Hinging with Mr. Cooper” Starring Mark Curry Cooper!   “Under God’s eyes, I can’t say no.”   “Just gimme a garbage person stealing from another garbage person please.”   #SignsOfWear #SundaySchoolLive #JapaneseWoodShoes

Put on your inheritance boots and lube up those sex sketons, cuz this one’s Dateline worthy!   Listen in as the jerks talk Drill Rosby bringing the weather, Ol’ Rodgey getting’ the oust, and Fat Mike bringing you your Social Security check…   “He bought beers, kissed my neck, and said I could do anything in life.”   “I’d look like a toe with moss on it.”   “He’s rich, he’s a Ve...

No need to press those Polish coffees Jerks, cuz this one’ll have you buzzin’ all on its own.   What do Pig Beans, Lincoln Butt-Masks, and tasteless Mathew Shepard jokes have in common… um… Joe Biden?   “I cashed in my family’s leather inheritance.”   “This month, let’s grow a mustache for testicles.”   “The boots were so rich n hearty.”   #TonyFrisco #ArtisinalEinsteinium...

We hope you paid your podscription dues cuz we wouldn’t want you to miss out on Bum-Box, Bone-Box, Shit-Box, and Spit-Box!   This weeks the Jerks are bringin’ heat with the aliens they met last week, talk of the 1980 cocaine Bulls, and why it’s cool to collect lizard spines!   “Uggh, Foreign money is gross.”   “My other kid is a machine gun!”   #AntiKooze #PestPack #CoachLewis...

Pocket those Biden Confederate Coins, put on your Metallica Yamakas, and please unwrap your Chocolate Covered Glass before the show starts, cuz we’re all ONE MEAL CLOSER TO THE GRAVE.   It’s the Amazon Essentials of podcasts, as the JERKS talk Santa’s big load, adult bibs, and the Crap King of Courter, Indiana!   “Oh, it’s gotta be a mocha colored casket.”   “This Lincoln has too ma...

Lace up those red boots, wash yourselves in the sink, and drink your tissue-tonics cuz this one’s conspiratorial…   “You don’t take-ah from us! We take-ah from you!” and Then we GIVE YOU 23 reasons why we think sex-toys are great, but another 23 reasons why maybe there’s truth in too much of a good thing…   “We want factory jobs!”   “Adams, Adams, and Ginger Guy.”   “The left f...

Poorly put on those thin blue boots Jerks, cuz this one’s a “would you rather?”   Are you ready to sign your name to the “Shed Doctrine,” or cancel King Bee? Or are you just a little too tired to play ball?   “Get a little zizz on it.”   “Here’s some wipes, wash yer dong!”   #PoopCherries #BoatCop #ThunderBay #tatooted #Booted

Clutch yer pearls crew, cuz this is a House Pod, and the JERKS are throwin’ Covid Kisses.   This week the JERKS regale you with tales of Farts, Cool Cops, and the Insane Clown Putin!   “You gotta go undie-band!”   “Them’s 80’s Steroids.”   “I dunno… Vote clowns.”   #FartBit