Jakin' Off

This week Jake is joined by the incredibly talented and all around hilarious comedian and entertainer Alec Nicholas of NED's Night-Hole Live. Of course they goof, Alec eats a banana and reveals the secret goo recipe. The meat of the episode involves a very strange real estate coalition called the Starboard Group that makes some pretty strange content. They also check in on Jakin' Off comme...

This week Jake is joined by stand-up comedian Red. They talk about old pal Sid Rosenberg, and a particularly purple appearance he made at a Jerusalem Post event. While trying to confirm just how purple Sid was, Jake went down a rabbit hole of J-Post content, and ended pulling clips of the infamous Pennsylvania Senator, John Fetterman, as well as comedic genius Michael Rapaport. Michael has been to...

This week Jake is joined by Marin and Morgan of the live relationship and dating advice show "Flirts & Fumbles". The check out a couple of videos from this guy named Russell Hartley, who they determined is indeed gay, but still want to give women advice on how to date men. They were supposed to look at several other guys, but they honestly were clowning Russell so much that they coul...

This week Kasey Famous returns to talk about the greatest yapper on the internet, Ralphcloses. Ralph is a young man from somewhere and New Jersey, and Jake has become obsessed with his videos because he seems to oblivious about how revealing he is about himself. He moved to Dubai, or at the very least went on a long trip there, and he posts videos of himself every single day saying some of the dum...

This week Jake is joined by comedian Connor Don. They talk about Memorial Day, and what it means (spoiler alert, not much). Some guy guy with a braided beard got arrested for doing a naked, Kung Fu Panda-style workout in his backyard. They break down some man on the street footage from local Kansas City influencer, Martin Pierce. Martin has some serious chops, and might even be ahead of the curve...

This week Ryan Trickey makes his triumphant return to Jakin' Off. Jake and Ryan talk about the fact that the podcast has been getting some attention on the feet circuit, Jaxson Dart's support of Donald Trump, some for real N*zis, and a lady who loves capitalism for some absolute bogus reasons. The episode is a serious banger full of laughs, cries, and final treat for all you feet lovers. Follow J...

Max Peterson is back to hang with us on this week's episode of Jakin' Off. Jake gives max some bread in the form of some lawyerly advice and a classic Adam Sandler vs Will Ferrell debate content. Unfortunately, everything between is all turds and dumps. They talk a lot about AI and how its coming for your jobs, your hobbies, and apparently it has already come for your graduation ceremonies. They t...

Mitchell Harmon returns to the podcast to do some beagles and talk about a bunch of fellas who want to marry teenagers. The hantavirus outbreak is being handled by a real medical doctor, but he's a urologist who specializes in doing surgeries to fix men's erectile dysfunction. If you ask me, that's god's way of sayin' he don't want them boys gettin' hard. Anywho, we also talked about psy-ops and L...

This week Madi Stancic makes her triumphant return to Jakin' Off to cut an intro so legendary that the powers that be don't want you to hear it. We chat about the shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner and what really could have been going on, some guys who harassed a woman about her feet, a woman who hates disc golf, and another terrible right wing comedian. Follow Jakin' Off Follow Ma...

This week fave guest Evan Christian Goldt makes their return to Jakin' Off for some real talk. They talk real about the greatest line in rock and roll history, Lebron James' hobby of drawing characters from the Simpsons, and the Vampire Landlord that wants to be a Vampire Mayor. Plus, Jake tries to spare Evan from some other horrific stuff that he wasn't gonna show them, but Evan won&#...

Jidol is back, baby! This installment we are joined by comedians Aaron Naylor and Adam Maxwell to judge the coworker music from the internet. The contestants do not disappoint. A former tech entrepreneur, a teen who should be writing for Aladdin, and a couple of guys from Dundalk, MD all compete to become the next rectangle! Follow Jakin' Off Follow Aaron Naylor Follow Adam Maxwell Check Out T...

Trump continues his illegal war in Iran, and we are talking about how terrible things are going. We take a moment to look at some maps of Iran to hopefully give people a rudimentary understanding of why this military invasion will not play out the way that America hopes it might. We round it off with some clips from sycophants and Trump himself. Follow Jakin Off: instagram.com/j.o.pod Follow Dusti...

Welcome to the beginning of the end folks. This week we are joined by fan-fave, Cassie Duncan, to talk about everything, but especially the bodycam footage from Tiger Wood's arrest, Mr. Met being accused of antisemitism for hugging Zohran Mamdani, and love is love we guess. It's a total rant fest and we make plenty of hilarious jokes. Great episode. Follow Jakin' Off: instagram.com/j.o.pod Follow...

CPAC is back, baby! The annual gathering of the worst people our society has to offer took place in Dallas, Texas and we got all the lowlights for ya! Comedian Pat McCarthy joins the pod to dissect what some people are calling "the worst stand-up set ever witnessed by the general public" from Rob Schneider. If you're unfamiliar with Schneider's work, he's the guy who yelled "you can do it!" in all...

Justin Timberlake's DWI Tape has been released to the public, and Afroman has been dissing police officers that raided his home in court. Comedian J Petty joins us to unpack it all. Turns out the person most shocked that Justin Timberlake was being arrested for DWI was Justin Timberlake himself. It might just be one of the funniest videos we will ever play on this podcast. He goes through all 12 s...

This week sees the return of our kid correspondent, comedian Max Peterson. We talk about a very interesting influencer, Chadlet Maxxing. This little guy is real teeny tiny and he really hates that about himself. We learn all about how big people got it made in the shade and walk all over the little guys, which they love.

This week we are pleased to welcome back Brittany Tilander to Jakin' Off to meet a firearm expert named Samantha Borgos. Borgos is an interesting lady that actually invented a new way to review various businesses. We do a little deep dive and watch her talk to the oldest man ever and dry fire in the parking lot of a farmer's market. There is brief discussion of Bill Clinton, Hilary Clinton, and th...

This week Jake is joined by comedian Daniel Presley to check up on Mike Fedele. Mike wants to "save" Haiti. To do so, he is pleading with president Donald Trump to make him the ambassador to the country and to "give him a thousand Marines". His plan is to arrest everyone on-sight. We also briefly digress about a Mike Fedele simp, and you guessed it, he makes awful music. Follow Jakin' Off on Insta...

This week Jake is reunited with Aaron Scarbrough. They break down a video of the Vampire Landlord, Shayne McKinney, serving a 3-day notice to a tenant. They discuss Shayne's subconscious and whether he is aware just how ironic it is to be a landlord that identifies as a vampire. They also discuss the wretched disgrace of humanity, and future Kill Tony regular, Arynne Wexler. Her racism knows no bo...

Jake is joined by comedian Pat McCarthy to (primarily) discuss the latest round of declassified Epstein emails. Among other things, they discuss the revelations the emails provide about the manner in which powerful elites discuss and interact with one another. Humor is provided in the form of brief musical interludes and a digression about the worst security expert on the internet. As always, foll...

This week Jake is joined by stand-up comedian Ace. They talk about comedy, cancel culture, and they check in on friend of the pod Troy Kearns, who has decided that letting people die is a better alternative to fire codes.

This week we are joined by Madi Stancic to meet a new friend, an accountant by the name of Mike Fedele. We learned a lot about Mike, and we learned a lot about ourselves. We also took a brief detour to talk about the biggest boobies ever discovered by human kind. Seriously these things are beyond belief. The episode is an honest reflection of the human soul, both beautiful and ugly.

ICE is coming to your city, and a lot of people are feeling like things have escalated quickly. But what we are seeing unfold in the streets is actually the culmination of a centuries-long struggle by nativists to seize institutional power in the United States. For this episode we are joined by Michael and Jillian from KC Revival to bring you an opinionated look at the roots of ICE, and to try and...

This week we are joined by comedian Dustin Slentz to check in with some old friends we made at the casino. Jakin' Off first discussed the world of gambling, sports betting, and it's influencers all the way back in episode 100. Now, we are circling back to see what some old faves are up to, and to introduce you to some new faces we didn't have the chance to talk about last time. Everything is still...

What better way to welcome in the new year than looking at the past one. Jakin' Off is rounding up the greatest moments of 2025 with a super-sized retrospective, join Jake as we reflect on past episodes and give new insight to some of our favorite parts of 2025. Send in anything at all to Jakin. Off. Podcast@gmail.com and we'll look at it at least once! That's the Jakin' Off guaran...