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This week Jake is joined by comedian Daniel Presley to check up on Mike Fedele. Mike wants to "save" Haiti. To do so, he is pleading with president Donald Trump to make him the ambassador to the country and to "give him a thousand Marines". His plan is to arrest everyone on-sight. We also briefly digress about a Mike Fedele simp, and you guessed it, he makes awful music. Follow Jakin' Off on Insta...

This week Jake is reunited with Aaron Scarbrough. They break down a video of the Vampire Landlord, Shayne McKinney, serving a 3-day notice to a tenant. They discuss Shayne's subconscious and whether he is aware just how ironic it is to be a landlord that identifies as a vampire. They also discuss the wretched disgrace of humanity, and future Kill Tony regular, Arynne Wexler. Her racism knows no bo...

Jake is joined by comedian Pat McCarthy to (primarily) discuss the latest round of declassified Epstein emails. Among other things, they discuss the revelations the emails provide about the manner in which powerful elites discuss and interact with one another. Humor is provided in the form of brief musical interludes and a digression about the worst security expert on the internet. As always, foll...

This week Jake is joined by stand-up comedian Ace. They talk about comedy, cancel culture, and they check in on friend of the pod Troy Kearns, who has decided that letting people die is a better alternative to fire codes.

This week we are joined by Madi Stancic to meet a new friend, an accountant by the name of Mike Fedele. We learned a lot about Mike, and we learned a lot about ourselves. We also took a brief detour to talk about the biggest boobies ever discovered by human kind. Seriously these things are beyond belief. The episode is an honest reflection of the human soul, both beautiful and ugly.

ICE is coming to your city, and a lot of people are feeling like things have escalated quickly. But what we are seeing unfold in the streets is actually the culmination of a centuries-long struggle by nativists to seize institutional power in the United States. For this episode we are joined by Michael and Jillian from KC Revival to bring you an opinionated look at the roots of ICE, and to try and...

This week we are joined by comedian Dustin Slentz to check in with some old friends we made at the casino. Jakin' Off first discussed the world of gambling, sports betting, and it's influencers all the way back in episode 100. Now, we are circling back to see what some old faves are up to, and to introduce you to some new faces we didn't have the chance to talk about last time. Everything is still...

What better way to welcome in the new year than looking at the past one. Jakin' Off is rounding up the greatest moments of 2025 with a super-sized retrospective, join Jake as we reflect on past episodes and give new insight to some of our favorite parts of 2025. Send in anything at all to Jakin. Off. Podcast@gmail.com and we'll look at it at least once! That's the Jakin' Off guaran...

For this very special episode on Jakin' Off, we decide to get into the holiday spirit the only way we know how, by hosting the first ever American Jidol Christmas special. Jake is joined by comedians Sarah O'Sullivan and Connor Don to decide who will become a rectangle and make it to Jollywood (that's Jakin' Off Hollywood) and who will be left out in the cold! See who is harking to...

Every now and then on Jakin' Off we get to step into videos from the internet and see how completely normal people act when they are in front of the camera. This week, we sit down with comedian Cassie Duncan to discuss this internet fruit salad of sorts. Jake presents a video for him, a follow-up video for Jake Off Nation before we discuss influencer podcasts and seeing what normal conversatio...

When society is at its worst, only the real scum of the earth come forward and try to become the next great thought leader. This week on Jakin' Off, we sit down with comedian Kasey Famous to talk about Zack Heeter, an up-and-coming right wing "influencer" who is trying his best to become the next Charlie Kirk. We listen to Zack's stance on immigration, how democrats consume media...

The last time Jakin' Off dropped an episode on Jeffrey Epstein was 20 weeks ago. Since then, it feels like we continue to have more questions than answers. In this episode of Jakin' Off, we are joined by comedian Pat McCarthy as we look back at how Jeffrey Epstein was perceived in public media before his crimes were public knowledge, newly released emails, and speculate on his relationship with va...

If you rent the place you live in, you might have the thought that your landlord is a blood-sucking vampire and you'd probably be right. But what if your landlord actually identified as a vampire? Going as far as filing down their teeth into fangs to appear more like a vampire. That's what Jakin' Off is trying to figure out when we sit down with comedian Aaron Scarbrough to talk all th...

When we have friends of the pod in town, we have friends of the pod on the pod. That's what happens this week when we sit down with comedians Joe Nunnink and Evan Goldt. We talk about Joe's history with being a LEGO Master Builder and some previous jobs as well, a local viral clip highlighting todays youth and other various videos that are important to understand the fabric of society toda...

At the end of the day, the crew at Jakin' Off HQ are just big time chillers. This week, we exercised our right to be big time chillers, hanging out and shooting the shit with comedians Ali Kareem and Dustin Slentz. We chatted about recent news, potential sponsors and just general internet nonsense including RedneckBrawl. We were all lucky when Ali was able to tell us details of his story of co...

Here on Jakin' Off, we like to keep an open mind for spotting new wellness trends and figure out what secrets they really unlock. That's why this week we are talking about all new ways to heal your body with our very special guests, comedians Cole Fletcher and Ben Johnson. We talk about some good ol' fashioned brother fights and other tangents before discussing our main topic, Jennelle...

The sixth installment of American Jidol has arrived! Jake has found a new batch of contestants (and a returning favorite) to present before the judges to find out who makes it to Jollywood. We sit down with guests, and honorable judges, Joslyne DeBonis & Mitchell Harmon to find out who they will choose to become a rectangle. Follow Joslyne on Instagram: @JoslyneDeBonis Follow Mitchell on Insta...

After some much needed time apart, we have come back to search for love on the anti-vaccination dating site, Unjected Matchmaking. On this journey to find true love we are joined by comedians Madi Stancic & Reagan Rose! They help Jake with deciding who will be the most compatible match with our top-secret celebrity client. Will they be able to find someone who meets our rigorous criteria? Or w...

This week on Jakin' Off we are joined by comedian HBfromKC to talk about some cultural moments going on in the world currently. We talk about the tributes that people have been making to Charlie Kirk. We also discuss the release and reception of the latest Taylor Swift album, The Life of a Showgirl, and all of its variants, Travis Kelce's penis and much much more. Follow HB on Instagram: @...

This week on Jakin' Off, we are joined by comedian and friend of the pod, Evan Goldt! We sit down and talk about the Rogansphere, its players, the downfall and the current state of affairs. Are we in a climate where podcasting is platforming people better than traditional media? Can the Austin comedy scene develop comedians to actually write and perform jokes? Will there be more podcasters who...

This week on Jakin' Off, we sit down with comedian, and our Kid Correspondent, Max Peterson. We see what's happening with Irish band Kneecap briefly before talking about billionaire and worst nerd ever, Peter Thiel. We dive into his companies, learn about his intentions with the world and how he truly thinks that government is the first coming of the Antichrist, wild stuff. Follow Max on I...

This week on Jakin' Off, we are diving into the depths of scammy Instagram marketing "gurus" and try to figure out what is going on with Austin Butler and the Vault Group. Luckily for us, we are joined by comedians Ted and Adam Maxwell as we plunge to the depths of a group that may or may not be funded by George Soros. We get to the bottom of it when Jake goes undercover as Stephen T...

This week on Jakin' Off, we sit down with comedian and friend of the show, Evan Goldt. We do a follow-up episode to showcase all the awful stuff that landlords are doing, like going on podcasts and spewing their god-awful ideas to other people who want to join their get-rich-quick schemes. That's right, we are talking even more in-depth about local landlord Troy Kearns. What dumb things wi...

This week on Jakin' Off, we are joined by comedian and artist, Aaron Scarbrough. We sit down and talk about the coolest and best group on the planet, the Democrats. We dive into seeing how they REALLY tackle the big issues in 2025, what they are doing to stop corporate greed and how they've never walked back on any previous statements, they stick to their word! Check out Aaron's upcomi...

This week on the pod, we are joined by comedian Kasey Famous. We sit down and talk about all the things that guys are doing that aren't going to therapy. Can you heal yourself through self love? Maybe you can only get so far. We find out just how far some people will go, and how much they will do literally almost anything, except go to therapy. Follow Kasey on Instagram: @KaseyFamous Follow Ja...