Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank You

Plus a load of stuff. Thanks so much for all your stuff. xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Plus! Computer-generated comfort bakes, and more of your Behind-The-Curve film and TV recommendations xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

But WHAT does he spit? Today featuring work by podcast favourite, Drake Have a lovely weekend, and don't forget that if you want part two, you can get it over at www.patreon.com/nottodaypod xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In what I can only charitably describe as 'one for the fans', I take you through all the tabs currently open in my browser. It's wild, wild ride. Maybe go for the ep the day after the general election. I was quite good then. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

...urhhhh I really MUST update my entries in the parliamentary book of members' interests. MUST MUST MUST. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pranks, films and assorted business. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All the stuff, bruv. Have a listen is it Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And for that, at least, we must be grateful... With the last of the Ten Daves of Christmas. And he has most decidedly NOT saved the best for last. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Plus more audio oddness from Cousin Davey x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2020 is nearly done... Let's fritter twelve minutes of what's left of it away together xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More audio weirdness from Cousin Davey, and the answer to yesterday's post-2017 description of a pre-2017 movie. If you've got one to share, send it to nottoday at swanburst dot com x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Davey dishes up a mildly NSFW track from Kay Martin's execrable meisterwork, 'I Know What He Wants For Christmas' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recorded LIVE! Several days ago. Regardless - hope you're having a not-miserable time! xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With more audio oddness from Dave Yapp... Try out the opera blobs here: https://artsandculture.google.com/experiment/blob-opera/AAHWrq360NcGbw?hl=en&cp=e30. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And here's the article I was talking about https://brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/the-toby-young-memorial-prize-for - h/t to @PabloBonzo! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Plus more Christmaslolz with Cousin Davey, and some faaabulously funny emailed stories. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which me and Cousin Davey unwrap a piece of bizarre audio with a Christmassy theme each day until the new year... Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Weekend! For the second part of this podcast, head over to www.patreon.com/nottodaypod and get access to badges, live watchalongs, bonus videos and podcasts and MORE. I'll have to think what that more is though. I can't remember off the top of my head. But there IS more. I swear. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Morning! And a jolly nice advent piece of music... Anyway. Let's crack on. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

...It's brills xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today: an old song about being old, youtube premiumlols, and our first submission to THE GALLERY! If you'd like to send in a picture, send it to: Suite 451, 20, St Loyes St, Bedford MK40 1ZL. Please note we are unable to return artworks, due to nausea.x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Christmas has come early and I have an AMAZING NEW MACHINE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I messed up my audio and it's all a mess. Ha. But if you want MORE MESS, head over to www.patreon.com/nottodaypod to get the second half! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Plus faaabulous gift sets - if you see any corkers, send them to nottoday@swanburst.com xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Diner a deux for Boris and Ursula tonight... *Swerves Route One Menu Sketch Idea involving Bully Beef and Sour Grapes etc* phewwww Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.