Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank You

ALSO we begin this year's Christmas Tat Roundup - send any proto-landfill you think is exceptional to nottoday@swanburst.com xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our fourth Advent Song is here, inspired by Fanny Cradock. Mm-mmmm xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

...not HIS, obviously. Just a heads up, this is just about safe for work and fambly, but there is a LOT of bleeped swearing, so you might want to exercise a little caution. And don't forget if you want part two, with John Wayne, one of the most famous voices in animation, and a Posh Actor all losing it, head over to www.patreon.com/NotTodayPod. Have a good weekend! xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...

Drake brings us today's Advent Song, PLUS we have a FUN QUIZ and ASSORTED MAYHEM etc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

...Also, your TOP PICKS for London Mayor 2021, and our second Advent Calendar piece of music... HUGS x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today we open the first window of our virtual advent calendar... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello there. Also: Lozza Fox, Reclaim, Trump and the Firing Squad, #CelebrityCampaigns and #OldSmells. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More audio bizarreness from creator and curator of surreal sounds, Dave Yapp. For Part Two, head over to www.patreon.com/nottodaypod - and find out which London mayoral candidate has posted a v candid video about ummmm self-exploration... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Also: What is YOUR most evocative #OldSmell? LOVE YOU Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

YES it's early but I hadn't heard this joke anywhere else yet and wanted to get in early, OK? Mny thx xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why not? They've got that new monolith and EVERYTHING Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are we... Is it... Could we finally be making a move towards hydrogen? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Don't forget we'll be streaming the bake off LIVE on Sunday 2-4pm and that you can make a donation here: https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/nottodaypod. Follow the podcast on Twitter (@nottodaypod) or Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/NotTodayPod) to find out how you can take part from your own home, baking a cake on Sunday afternoon... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...

Old Smells, and everyone's favourite wobbly-tummied bulldog! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The podcast is one year old today, and we are celebrating in style ok fine we haven't showered or anything, it's 2020, but we ARE talking to the brilliant Gretchen of www.gretchensveganbakery.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Boris Johnson's had more pings than a er nope I can't think of nope sorry Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy. Not angry. Just happy. I PROMISE. Apart from when it comes to lentils. Flipping LENTILS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Special Guest Cousin Dave Yapp presents more audio oddities for your delectation. For the second, longer part of this podcast head over to www.patreon.com/nottodaypod to find out how to support the show! xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wa-heyyyy! Sounds like a lot of fun! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ooooh I love the Christmas ads, don't YOU? Plus, random Richard Dawkins, and some properly half-baked thinking aloud about Talking To The Opposition. You are MOST WELCOME xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Joe Biden, Lord Kilclooney, and any other one of that seemingly unending parade of despicable rotters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Not to rain on anyone's parade or anything... But there is a lot to do. Also, fun games to play with bullfrogs... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dave Yapp returns with more audities, this time recorded a long time ago, in a studio far, far away... Have a good weekend! xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

God, Trump, Space Probes, Torture, Mink, and... Joe Wicks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And Grumpy. And Dopey. And Bashful. Hopefully not Sneezy. Hang in there xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.