Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank You

Pre-Election lols, and what L.I.N.O. stands for. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lockdown 2! Electric Boogaloo! GREAT times ahead for Britain and the world. We'll be rounding up all the fun you can have, from eating salt to seeing how long you can hold your breath for in the bath. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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PLUS! Mad crashes with trucks filled with coins and RONA ROUNDUPS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rentier capitalism. Universal Basic Income, Chatty Packaging - Plus! What are YOUR top five Terrine Toppers?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?* *I am punctuating in character, ok? I would never punctuate like that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

...actually, now, the more I think about that phrase, the more it sounds like a euphemism for lovemaking. Think about that, next time you see Trump say it. Also: vegan food nomenclature and plastic boxes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More on the FSM debacle,self-replicating crayfish, murder hornets and how to pronounce www.whhoo.com. xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

...I was so hungry. And drunk. And it was delicious. (Copyright William Carlos Williams) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Way to go. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Plus Trump Pride, and your Spot The Rock hi-scores... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why I am proud to have been sacked by Talk Radio. Oh! And I forgot to launch Spot The Rock! Here it is: https://www.whhoo.com/str/YEAHHH! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

...And here is an exclusive interview with his creator, featuring a never-before heard DJ The Best track. Merry Christmas xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More audities from creator and curator of audio esoterica, Dave Yapp Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bringing you the stories that matter, five days a week. LOVE YOU xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

President Trump has a new groove. PLUS we are SEVERAL STEPS CLOSER to finding DJ The Best... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Also, though, we have a Play for Today quiz, and some kind of paranormal WEIRDNESS xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sharing two of my current biggest obsessions with you, today. Enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dr Erica McAlister makes a welcome return to the podcast to discuss the fly that landed on Mike Pence's head during this week's Vice-Presidential debate. And Dave Yapp shares more of his esoteric audio. Have a smashing weekend! xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Also, v importantly: HOW TO COOK CABBAGE OK TRUST ME and some amazing first job stories... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Also: David Ault tells you how to distribute your weiner, and I tell you how to lock it up. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Also: How to grow a vaccine, why you should avoid Graham Norton (I met him once, and he was the nicest man ever) and why you should hold your nose. LOVE YOU BYE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

'Analysis' hahahahaa of the coverage of the President's Covid diagnosis, plus a new film by Ryan Gosling, and Arnie Does His Thing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dave Yapp (HE'S MY COUSIN OMG) shares more of his extraordinary trove of oddio audities. Today: FRENCH STUFF. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Channel 4 News, How to Manage a Presidential Debate, Digital Skills Boot Camps and the Luxury of Hope. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The first debate took place last night. Really heartening stuff. Plus more Priti Nitty Gritty, and some commentary from Huw Edwards. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.