Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank You

Rude things, to boot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cousin Davey has two utter disgraces for you today - enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And he's got a whole lot of celebrities like you've never heard them before... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Truly breathtaking comedy schtick from Michael Gove in 1992, taking in eating disorders, Hitler, and Princess Diana's suicide attempt. I'd say 'enjoy', but you won't. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Been busy with my calculator. Captain Tom has a lot of walking to do to offset the government's financial ineptitude... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Topical Junk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

...Here's more discordant disco for you, from collector and curator of audio oddness, Dave Yapp. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cousin Davey has a FEVER. A DICSO FEVER. Some utter travesties from the world of Disco music for you to 'enjoy'... Don't forget the Cousin Davey Spotify Playlist - it's right here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0tVaDrGoIFrzI97VwtSSFV?si=LdAhmnaeRhmK-jSJLx4Utw Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I should like you to know that my brother's ace. Not just compared to Piers Corbyn. Also, I'm like 87% confident he'll read this. Love you, brother x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm not even kidding. Just listen. SPINACH CAN EMAIL YOU ABOUT BOMBS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Also introducing the Stock Photo Challenge, and what anagrams can YOU make out of Arsene Lupin? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Adverts for cities. Weird, man. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Featuring the return of some old friends. Hopefully see you for the patreon party tonight. Sign up here for $2: www.patreon.com/nottodaypod xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Christmas 2.0 is a-coming! The goose is getting fat! Tell the goose to hit me up if it wants a Noom referral. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Blue LEDs, Big Track, Superheroes and snow clearance in Maesteg. And loony stuff. Literally. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

YES! It's time to enjoy a fictional 80s throwback - not real, but no less forgettable. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

NTTY family member Martin Kelner talks to everyone's favourite filthy nonagenarian... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cousin Davey present more audio curios from around the world, including a World Champion Boxer pretending to be a Maharishi. Yikes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

EXCELLENT INAUGURATIUMP XXX Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today's podcast features a really loose way to make kimchi - it's really easy. And CHEAP. But I accept no responsibility for any food poisoning that ensues. Or anti-social botty-trumpeting. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New superheroes, things we thought were rubbish but turned out to be good, and a new arrangement of Waving Through The Window, a lockdown song I wrote for BBC Radio Four. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Laura Grimshaw tries to win a family car, without the slightest hope as it was never on offer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sublime and ridiculous sounds to GET YOUR WEEKEND* STARTED!!! *meaningless Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

...and why WE LOVE THEM. nb for 'WE' read 'RICH, MERCENARY PSYCHOPATHS' mny thx x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Featuring Laura Grimshaw as our debut contestant on the not-remotely-actionable game show format - Wheel of Hangman! xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.