Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank You

Today: What does and ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT go with chocolate **NUMBER 18 WILL AMAZE YOU etc**, weird experiments with coffee and butter, and we drop in on some highly scrupulous pastors praying away the covid. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Turkish Delight, Tea and Coffee, and J'accuse haikus - it's all.. It's all quite, quite lovely. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which we learn about why you don't want an errant inflection when speaking Chinese, Amol discusses lockdown shows, and my old cat Maisie heckles me incessantly in 2008. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let's just bust out of here. Just for a bit, shall we? It'll be fun. I think. Will it? Well, let's find out. Plus, more hot and cold foods. And a HUGE thank you to the patreons who have made this podcast possible. To find out more about supporting the show, and the exclusive live video feed, head over to patreon.com/nottodaypod. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Including, but not limited to: Custard, Gravy, Jelly, Pies, Milk, and Toast. And an entirely new way of eating cereal (clue: it's not through the nose) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today, find out what happened to la plume de ma tante, we have a fun new song for you, and some Radio 2 phone-in fun... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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A quick roundup of some absolutely top-hole medical advice being given out by our glorious world leaders, including, today, injecting yourself with disinfectant. Yes, you read that right. And the finished version of the Killing Eve song, sung by the amazing @JessieRobinson. have a good weekend - see you on Monday! xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Social distancing measures are set to continue in some form until at least the end of the year. God, I am missing thrusting my head between the thighs of my rugby friends so much. Love sport. With my guy friends. So much. Thighs. Also, a roundup of all the wheels coming off in world politics, and a poetry lesson for you. Look after yourself xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...

Well, you know the old adage: be careful what you wish for. Although, on reflection, I realise none of you asked for this. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The fun new game for your 'smart' phone. Plus a lesson in Computer Science in the NTTY Home School, and assorted gubbins etc mny thx love you bye x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Monday, it's near as dammit 6am, and that can only mean one thing... Plus, strange things the neighbours do with cigarettes, and we launch our new NTTY playlist... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A bittersweet day - it's our final TGI Flyday with Dr Erica McAlister. Plus your rude words made from the Periodic Table, and various gubbins. Have a good weekend xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gardening tips, Miamilols, and the world premiere of one of my favourite songs ever (ok fine it's because it's the newest one), featuring vocals from the amazing Sooz Kempner. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An account of a brief sojourn in Florida a few years back, plus your #WordThrowbacks (keep 'em coming) and assorted gubbins. I'm having a clearout. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mysteries of the Unexplained with Eamonn Holmes, classical favourites as you've (hopefully) never heard them before, and no number game fun. Have a blessed day! xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We drop in on the AB of C, and then find out what happens to Dominic Raab in the Enchanted Kingdom... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today: A new religious spot, with the Reverend Lionel Crapping, a radio play, and Dominic Raab's beans are growing. Ew. Stop. Have a good weekend! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Also: How To Make A Terrarium, today's Outdown results, and Neighbours From Hell, ok, fine, not hell. They're actually from Romania. Which is fine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amol Rajan's summertime banger has finally dropped (oi - don't call my Audi a banger!!! - MEDIA ED) and we catch up with Dominic Raab and his coronavirus strategy. Plus a terrifying tale of football match tensions from Matt. Have a good day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Morning! Or afternoon, or, you know, HELLO ARCHAEOLOGISTS IN THE YEAR AC 123. Today: Dominic Raab gets briefed in, and we have another radio play. Also, the first results of OutDown, which worked! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Unveiling a compelling new Radio Drama, launching a fun new number challenge from David that doesn't involve pencil and paper and crying, and assorted gubbins. Sleepy today. Shall we regroup tomorrow? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It is our 100th episode! So we're looking back at what the world looked like 100 years ago, in November of last year. And unveiling the new listener's choir, singing the new theme tune. It's SO DAMN GOOD. Well done, everyone! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

yo yo yo guys Amol Rajan here whassuuuuppppppp jus droppin u a line to say hi hehehe n i hop u luv da show got some FRESH audi facts for you check it peace Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today: Joe Wicks has destroyed my bum, possibly forever, we find some escapism in the Open University, and assorted other bits and bobs. And such. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.