Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank You

In which I demonstrate my world-famous casual gaming skillz, plus more of That's Lovely, with Brindsley Dearlove. Email YOUR lovely pictures to nottoday at swanburst dot com x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today, we remember, sorry, attempt to forget about Edward Colston, as his statue is dumped in Bristol harbour. Amol Rajan returns from paternity leave, and we have more That's Lovely, with Brinsley Dearlove. And I lose it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which we share some AWESOME MacGyver Life Hacks, and Harry the Piano joins us for some musical wizardry... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Prime Minister's Questions is turning into a bloodsport, innit? I love it. Also, That's Lovely (is it, though?) and some awesome life hackswhen listeners #MacGyverSomething. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I thought we should muck about a bit today. xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ok, well, um, I went off on one. xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which we LEAVE THE STUDIO for a little promenade to assess the lockdown easing. Plus fun with smart speakers and a quick test of the World-Leading Track 'n' Trace Hotline. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Also, more Desert Island Fridges, and Harry the Piano makes his Not Today, Thank You debut! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Space X had an aborted mission yesterday, due to light drizzle. Classic. We have more Desert Island Fridges, Home Infusions, and stuff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today: Drake, Black Lace, Fridges and Jamaica. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cummings A Cropper. Whatever. Also: some #DesertIslandFridge stuff, more Film Theory, and a new old song... See you tomorrow! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amol has excelled even himself. As has Dominic Cummings. And we have some exciting news about future features... 'Happy' 'Bank' 'Holiday' ahahaaaaaaa Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Simply Red? Simply SAYING WHAT WE'RE THINKING, MATE. Plus all the stuff. You know. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Plus! Keir Starmer animalols, and the most pure, pure Amol you could ever have imagined. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I didn't get an awful lot of sleep. There's a guy next door who looks like a baseball, with a milky eye, and he likes to catch up with friends on his phone at about 4am in the garden. I'm just trying to contextualise this episode... x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A new sitcom from the late 60s / early 70s that's unutterably depressing. Plus listener top trumps, bad teen movies form the 90sEXCITING NEWS FROM JEM. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After the weekend's Eurovision, I am inspired to SORT OUT the Not Today, Thank You Band. Also, crowded trains, bad films, bad food, and some human Top Trumps. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Joyful birth of exquisite royal baby and now we celebrate with traditional styles of royal pageantry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which we finally try to get someone to explain the R Rate because literally not everyone explains it every time it gets mentioned on the news all the time at all ever. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Unveiling the new one from Drake... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Magical Kingdom has re-opened! Marvellous. Plus handy Lockdown Conversational German and assorted bits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, that's that then, isn't it. A very happy Magic Monday to you, and remember - it's not safe enough for you to have fun, but it IS safe enough for you to go to work and make some money for others. Mmmkay? Great chat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We commemorate VE Day, enjoy some quite touching (and also disgusting) foreign exchange stories, and end on a lovely song played by Harry the Piano... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Turkish Delight - the debate spills over into rioting, as listeners to the podcast take to the streets and openly brawl over whether it's nice or not. I may be exaggerating. Also, a TV choice for you, Alexander Armstrong, and your Foreign Exchange horrors... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fun stories from foreign exchanges, plus, guys, can you just wean yourselves off money? It'd REALLY help out the government. Thaaaaaanks hun xoxo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.