J & J People Are The Worst

The Marvel Cinematic Universe is in distress! The worst part about it is, this was all completely avoidable. These motherfuckers were cranking out billion-dollar movies, and then just decided to poison the well. They already had the WHOLE audience, and their greed led them to try and go after that select few that were left. You know the ones. All those people that will never be happy, with anythin...

Goooood Morning! guess who went to bed and forgot to upload the episode? That would be this girl, Please forgive me as I've been so far under the weather you'd think I was a mole! This week we're covering how often men think about the Roman Empire! because apparently its more often than us broads think! However, if you've ever seen 300 or Gladiator we should be thinking about it way more often tha...

Guess who forgot to post the new episode on time? That's right it was Jenn and I'm sorry, BUT It took me a little longer this week to wrap my brain around Jay's friend Bob who apparently, had all the swagger of 10 bad boy, motorcycle riding, cigarette smoking, lead singer of a rock band, leather jacket wearing dudes. BOB HAD IT GOING ON! Or, if you're a realist like Jenn, he was bartering some nos...

Email jnj.peoplearetheworst@gmail.com Have you ever asked yourself What do Jay and Jenn think about these things? YOU'RE IN LUCK! This week Jenn has a family member that has got some questions about his love life! OK maybe he didn't ask and maybe she just said What the hell is wrong with you, I'm using your life for content! And lucky me he said OK! So we deep dive into his "Type" and we try our b...

Email jnj.peoplearetheworst@gmail.com Is this the same asshole, misogynist Jay from all the other episodes?? Surprise bitches, this is how I've thought this entire time! NOT a misogynist, but I do amp things up for extra entertainment value, and to incite some emotions. I actually do have a ton of respect for you ladies out there. I have views that probably piss a lot of you off, but if you go bac...

If you could astral project, where would you go? Anywhere you can imagine, you could already be there. I feel like I'm astral projecting right now, to whatever room makes you feel like you're surrounded by warm marshmallows. It's the simple things, you know? As simple as paying some goofball dude to sloppily assassinate a rap legend. For shame Puff! (allegedly) I know we talked about several other...

People's diets are fucked up! The hot guys, the bad boys, the fuck boys, and the rich guys will all give you those butterflies in your tummy and put a tingle in your panties. But, that's not food that will sustain you over time. ACTUAL good guys are like your lean protein, fresh fruits, and vegetables. Are they as exciting to consume as a big, sweet birthday cake? Not really, but if you want long...

Listen, if it's not Tearing up your heart right now with how much we need love of NSYNC to come back on tour, you are most likely just like Jay who couldn't give two shits about Then saying Bye Bye Bye 20 something years ago. BUT WE REMEMBER IT ALL!!! So much so that if they do decide to go back out on tour I've already sat aside the credit card I plan to irresponsibly max out in the off chance I'...

Email us at jnj.peoplearetheworst@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram Do you see!? Do you see the extremes I have to take it to, just to even the odds between men and women in the dating market? Oh well, not that it will change anything. My points usually fall on deaf ears. To a deaf person, every fart is a silent but deadly variety. That's kind of how I view my advice. You may not hear i...

How are you today? Are you YOU today? There are possibly infinite versions of you in existence. There are possibly infinite existences, with infinite variations of you within each one. If you're reading this while taking a big hairy shit, there's a potential reality where that shit is taking a big hairy you. I don't know what pop sockets look like there, but I'll bet they fucking stink! There migh...

Here's another week where Jay has let me write out the description MWHAHAHAHHA Ok so this week he wants to get my blood pressure up about what advice we'd give men if they'd actually take a seat and open their ears and listen to anything other than the latest ball game scores. (Also Jay doesn't watch sports, I do...) BUT here's our chance ladies, lets give'em something to talk abouuuttt. and if yo...

Have you ever noticed that people who can't seem to talk to one another are the ones who get together and want to try and say they have the perfect marriage? because I have, and thats when I see them on shows like Last Resort getting marriage counseling on national TV with a group of other nutter bars who have no business in the world being a couple. Because I'll say it once and I'll say it a mill...

Have you ever wondered what it was like to be Dr Dolittle? and for all you youngings, thats the guy who could communicate with animals! Jay thinks we're on our way with AI to being able to crack the code of fish finesse. Like straight "Bumblebee tuna, to you to". When you're at a class trip to the aquarium. Me personally I'd rather just not know what my dogs are thinking, What if they think I'm su...

"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic." -Joseph Stalin You're dying right now. You have less life left from the time you started reading this, to when you reach the end of this sentence. Most people don't really think about it, and when they do that's when fear or anxiety start to creep in. I'm exactly the opposite. I think about it every day, and actually wonder when the t...

In this episode, you get to learn about our past hooliganism, and tomfoolery. Sure, I may not have been the biggest rebel on the planet, but I did at least get some funny stories along the way. Perhaps, I should have raised a little more hell, participated in more criminal activity. I could have been a world-famous outlaw, living the good life off of other people's money, and bedding all of their...

Have you ever wiped a little too hard or taken an extra swipe with the same piece of paper thinking that it would hold up, but then one of your digits pushes through and dredges mud valley? That's what the current dating landscape is like. It stinks, and it gets way under your fingernail. The 30+ y/o crowd of women are having the hardest time adjusting. They definitely don't have the hardest time...

Fix your fucking problems, people! If you aren't happy with yourself, you aren't going to be happy with anybody else either. Just because they're bumper sticker sayings, doesn't make them not true! I don't know how exactly to help everybody else with that. I think I got too old to really give a shit, and now I'm just relaxed all the time. So, you know, just try not to die I guess? Other than that,...

I know I have crazy thoughts. When I say them out loud, I even sound crazy to myself sometimes. But, crazy doesn't equal stupid. After we recorded this episode, I looked into things a little more and found another member of society's elite that is possibly mixed up in all of this. Oprah, of all people! Don't believe me? Go search YouTube and Google. The accusations are vast, and dark. Can you imag...

Anybody who's ever used a dating app, will eventually question why God has such a twisted sense of humor. It's a little different for men and women. For women, they're either looking to hook up with a hot, popular, successful guy, or they're trying to get into a relationship with a hot, popular, successful guy. For men, they're usually just trying to get ANY WOMAN to respond to them. The funny par...

We're all the same! I don't give a fuck what you look like, where you come from, or where you think you're going. You can be the king, or a pawn, but all the pieces go in a box when the game is over. "But, there are black and white pieces constantly at war in every game of chess." You know, it's thinking like that which allowed all of these bitch ass elected political overlords to indulge in every...

Do you remember the days when you could go on Craigslist, and see just how weird humanity can be? Pepperidge Farm remembers. The good old days! Missed connections, m4w, w4m, w4w, m4m, ww4m, mm4w, ww2powmiaopp. Yeah, you know me. The world would be a better place if we brought it all back. Well, not really, but maybe it wouldn't be quite so bitch-made. Missed connections, what a concept! Posting va...

You know what, go out there and date WHOEVER you want! Whoever your heart desires. Of course, I'm speaking to Leonardo DiCaprio when I say that. The rest of you can really only date who you CAN. Which means there are a shitload of single dudes out there. There's also an equal amount of angry, unsatisfied women that are holding out for rich, handsome, charismatic, celebrity level dick. Don't worry,...

I honest can Hardley remember what we talked about now, BUT you know what that shit was funny, and Jay might have even made a good point of two. Not that I'm going to admit that in public, hell I won't even admit it in private! So listen to the episode as always thanks for sticking around, and if you need us shoot us an email jnj.peoplearetheworst@gmail.com

Quite the ride this week. Thrills, chills, meds, man pussies, lady dicks, and so much more! So many questions, and I don't really want the answers. Everybody out there can do whatever they want with their bodies. You had just better let me do what the fuck I want to do with mine! If I want to put on an Optimus Prime costume, walk into a Tesla dealership, and let it be known that I'm there to fuck...

That's right! It's not just creepy loser dudes that jump on a plane to go pay for some strange. Old ladies have been in on that game for DECADES. "But, I've never heard of that happening?" Well, you fucking have now. If you doubt any of this shit, just go and Google "Gambia sex tourism" real quick. Yeah, did you see that!? But, the media only really reports on guys doing it. Plus, they're always p...