J & J People Are The Worst

The freaks come out at night, but the crazies fear no sunlight. There's a lot of madness out there. You can see it, and the animals can smell it. Piggy tries to smell my dick ALL the time. That's not relevant whatsoever, but I say all that to say this. I don't get all of this boba tea hype. If I wanted balls in my tea, I'd just pour it on my crotch. That would exacerbate the whole Piggy dick smell...

ok Life and Death right now you have to pick would you rather be stuck in the woods with a man, or a bear? If youre a female and you said Man, you're a traitor to your sex If you're a man and you picked either, You're still just wrong because all men are the same and are worse than being mauled by a bear. So I don't know what to tell you, Maybe identify as a toaster and claim a spot on the counter...

Listen I am so torn on this weeks episode and I don't know how I can fix it. It might just be one of those great life mysteries like why their is brail at drive up ATM's, or why 24 hour gas stations still have locks on their doors, do humans depreciate like cars the more men they sleep with? I'd say lets find out together, but I'm still just as confused as when we started this!

I hate social media, and you know this. TikTok is definitely my most hated app. But, even so, I believe it must be protected, You really want to be free? You really want everybody to have equal opportunity? Well, that means fighting just as hard for your enemies, as you do for yourself. You're a super conservative, strait-laced type? That's great for you! If you want to be free to continue living...

Have you ever wondered, what the age limit to live alone, whats your moral compass telling you is too late to take care of yourself? What if you have zero dependents that are willing to help? What if you have a million kids that try to help?!?!?! What if you're like Big Jay and you're just one stupid person away from the death shed disguised as a port-a-potty?!?! Also may be a good idea to just no...

Welcome back to my channel!!!! If I never have to hear someone say that it will be too soon. The world of internet sensations has gotten vastly overrated, I think if someone doesn't give them a healthy dose of reality instead of Botox, and BBL fat injected. In the immortal words of REM "It's the end of the world as we know it."

What do you do when you come across something online that you don't like or agree with? Do you A. keep on scrolling b. immediately get offended c. MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS?? if your answer isn't A or C, You are what's wrong with this whole ass world. BUT feel free to leave all your butt hurt feels in the comments and we'll read them while we're eating our snacks and laughing at you!

Where we're going, We don't need roads! Because I think the world is far to soft of a place that has made it to where people could never survive the days of old without current time modifications! I know I couldn't, give me Air Condition or give me death! I'll die on that hill too! most likley because as a woman inthe 1800's I'd be hung for a witch or beat to death for talking when I Shouldn't hav...

Have you ever heard something, and it makes you run to the Google so you can see if it's true? I'm a big fan of history! You can't navigate the future, if you are ignorant of the past. With that said I found some real doozies of historical facts. so gather round, and listen to the stories of yester-year!

"Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?" The mind is a terrible waste to thing. I WAS Michael Knight for a good part of a day. I had K.I.T.T., the jacket, the jeans, the watch, and the hair was glorious. I almost got stuck there, and I still wonder...

Today, we discuss the Netflix documentary series "The Program". Not to be confused with the 90's college football movie that was actually enjoyable to watch "The Program". It's almost impressive how soft people have become. The things that pass for "trauma" now, would have been life lessons in Saturday morning cartoons during my youth. Accountability for actions has all but disappeared, and everyt...

Have you ever entered into a contract where the terms were just not idea, it seems like you're taking all of the loss if this goes down the pooper? Well Thats what we think marriage is mostly... Well thats not true, Jay thinks marriage is a massive hoax, BUT I don't totally disagree with him this week, just don't tell him or dear God we'll never hear the end. You also get to hear Piggums the Pibbl...

WELCOME to our 100th EPISODE!!!! Glad you're here, take a seat and hold on tight kids because today Miss J is saving you hours of crying into your pillows and swearing off the male specimen for hours on end, knowing damn good and well you're going to call that tool box of a dude that calls you shit like "Bruh". or gives his boys more attention that he does you! Don't get Dickmatized ladies play th...

We're back from our annual drunken Mardi Gras getaway! I know, we missed an episode last week, and we apologize to all 6 of our regular listeners. Today, we discuss women, their pets, and what you should be on the lookout for. "Do you want to go back to my place, and check out my parrot?" You need to exit the conversation with that woman as quickly as possible, and also try not to leave her with a...

Have you figured it out yet? It's a massive consperiocy, You have to pay your doctors a Subscription fee per year just to be able to see them when you need it, and pay another copay FOR WHAT?? to finance their new cars? I think the fuck not, they have a better chance of getting snuggles from a hooker! Who else do I need to give the ol' Rub & Tug to get my ADHD meds? Anyway I hope you enjoy the sup...

Have you seen the show "Love on the Spectrum" ? THIS IS THE BEST THING THEY HAVE PUT ON TV IN YEARS. Go watch it. See the absolute joy it is to be one of Gods favorites because these bunch of folks are absolute Innocence of the lord on Earth! and I don't care what you say I'll take no questions, I'll fight you, we will throw hands. Get a great dose of soul rejuvenation and go watch this group try...

Short, sweet, and to the point. A plague has befallen our house over the last week, and Jenn is in the thick of it. So, no long-winded expositions during this episode. Why do guys like sex so much? Because it feels great, it's awesome, and nature is almost impossible to beat. Why are social media heifers so fucking stupid? Because they're bombarded by literal yes men, that have no chance of ever b...

It's funny what the random act of a crazy Raptor can kickstart in your brain. I suggest that you too get a house Raptor for inspirational purposes, and also to murder small sentient beings. So yeah, I'm pretty much asking people to do the impossible once again. Don't go after what's pleasing to the eye, sweet or savory on your palate, or enticing to the touch. Yeah, fucking right!! Societal standa...

Happy and Merry folks, Heres to a new year and hopefully you're not one of those "New Year, New ME" kinda dudes because it't not. You're the same old Cindy you were on 12/31 with your cats, and poor choices just like the rest of us schmucks. So gather round, lets hear what the new year has to bring your two favorite Fuck It Friday hosts. Or at least Jenn, because I'm the one writing this while Jay...

Do you know the moment you fell in love with your person? like the exact moment you just "Knew" that was the person you wanted to spend the rest of your life making absolutely miserable? Yeah me either, but I know for SURE, 100% black and white, fact that Jay and I don't agree on this time line of events. Matter of fact we're in two totally different multiverses. SO gather-round kiddies let me tel...

How do you go from happy Christmas memories to paranormal stories? Just like this, bitches! Krampus should have been mentioned here. I feel like that was a missed opportunity. You know, I'm really trying to concentrate on writing this, but our beloved mascot Piggy the Pitbull is ripping major ass, right next to me. It's not good, not even a little bit. It smells like chili macaroni, mixed with the...

Have you ever had someone ask you a question and it just leave your brain reeling? Yea well Jay likes to do that shit to me WAY too much, which is why we're bringing it to you to mull over, so my poor ADHD head can take a rest and think about more important things like, how the FUCK I'm going to avoid space travel when it happens?!?!?! or how to make the collar like Doug had in UP so I can figure...

What would you do if you suddenly woke up with super human speed? Or Imortaity, what about the ability to fly??? pretty cool right? OK but what if you woke up with Super crap powers? Like you can only smell guilty peoples B.O.? or you're a human lie detector but you've got to be able to fondle someones junk to know for sure? The wild shit my ADHD thinks about is one thing, me trying to articulate...

I highly doubt any crybullies listen to this podcast. I mean, what are the odds that any one out of the ten of you are a professional victim? I don't understand why any of that bullshit is happening. It's completely unnecessary! Nobody is face fucking you with their videos and recordings. YOU chose to watch that shit, and then you watched it AGAIN because you loved how mad it made you the first ti...

There's always one of these heifers in the group. If you're sitting there thinking, "There's not one in MY friend group.", then it's you hoe!! Stop chickenhawking your friend's guys! Get your own goddamn dude, and when you do, stick with that ONE. TLC should have made another song called "Butterflies", as a sequel to "Waterfalls". Maybe then a lot of women out there would have learned to don't go...