It Takes All Kinds

Lamp or bread? YOU decide! This week Carson and Gavin break down a TikTok controversy involving a croissant lamp bought from Temu, Tim Pool getting outed as a Russian asset, and a big taste test of the brand new Taco Bell Baja Blast Gelato! Not to mention, Gavin goes over the key points of Apple's keynote announcing the iPhone 16, AND Carson gives his review of Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. And SOOO mu...

Big thanks to TikTok for finally making check fraud cool again! That's right folks, it's the trend sweeping the nation, the Chase Bank infinite money glitch, and we're here to tell you all about it! PLUS, Gavin's brother Sean stops by to spill the beans on an MLB pitcher's beef with Gavin (not clickbait), and the boys talk all about Brazil banning Twitter, Oasis's sordid reunion, and read a wacky...

This week the boys join an elite group of great thinkers as they dove head first into the philosophy of the modern man and the thoughts that plague them on a daily basis. Not to mention, they broke down Trump's AI Taylor Swift tweets (truths?), watched some fun clips of alligators, and read a TOP TIER Nextdoor Drama involving the law! Also, please respect Gavin's privacy during this episode as he...

Batter up! This week on the pod, Gavin broke down why Zack Hample is the most hated man in baseball right now, and how some Orioles fans got their revenge. Not to mention, the boys discussed an Olympic boxer suing Elon Musk for cyber-bullying, a HUGE presentation on the DNC, Carson's rant on the demure meme, some amazing clips of the week of Robert DeNiro and an update from the Gathering of the Ju...

After a short week off the boys are back, but in different towns this time! Carson tells all on his big move to Los Angeles, including: hospital visits, earthquakes, and human feces. Not to mention, Gavin broke down the RFK bear cub situation, and even confessed to a similar incident of his own. PLUS a huge update to a previous story about a chicken wing heist, Frankie Valli's lip syncing catastro...

Sorry, we're done... ...doing in person episodes!!! That's right, we are NOT going anywhere! Moving to virtual episodes starting Friday, August 16th (no episode next week). The boys gathered this week celebrate the final in person episode for a while! Not to mention, Carson and Gavin talked all about the Olympics, Birdemic, said goodbye to Redbox, and unboxed a condom from the 1980s. PLUS, Carson...

The boys are back together again an have a LOT to share including a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT!! Carson shared tales of his time in LA, the guys gave their opinions on Longlegs, and talked all about the attempted assassination on Trump and Biden's retirement plan. Not to mention, possibly the greatest story of this year, Elton John taking a piss in a bottle in a sneaker store in France???? Listen in, and...

Welcome to part 2 of our first two part episode that we definitely recorded on a different week! Carson and Gavin are once again joined by Gavin's brother Sean who shared with us some fun stories while being an intern for the Minnesota Twins! Not to mention, a hefty Carson's Cinema Corner because Gavin finally watched The Lawnmower Man, and a unpleasant review of Ti West's MaXXXine. And of course,...

Are you ready to LAUGH?? Well you better be! Carson and Gavin compiled some of the most brain rotted content they could find in order to make each other, and YOU, laugh. Not to mention, the boys talked about moving, America's genocide of owls, Carson's near death experience, and so much more! Want to stay up to date with the podcast? Give us a follow on our social media platforms, and check out th...

Happy America day everyone! Carson and Gavin celebrated their independence with a little road trip to see what all this great country has to offer. PLUS they broke down the best (worst?) moments of the first presidential debate, and dunked on the British by taking a look at rapper M.I.A.'s "5G blocking" tinfoil clothing line. Not to mention, they closed out the show with a Nextdoor Drama read stra...

AI images MIGHT actually be a problem now. The boys dove deep into the endless Facebook AI bot accounts that are now tricking people into farming posts for likes, but Carson and Gavin can't help but laugh at the insanity these pictures provide. Not to mention, the boys ranted about the "hawk tuah" girl, discussed the Paris poop protests, and read the most insane Nextdoor Drama story of the year ab...

Self proclaimed "art detectives" Carson and Gavin are fascinated by the case of a stolen renaissance painting that recently went up for auction after being found at a bus stop. Did they solve the case? Or did they bust once again? Find out by watching this week's episode! Plus, the boys breakdown Justin Timberlake's arrest, read a Nextdoor Drama story about trash, Carson uncovers an insane clip fr...

This week Carson and Gavin tackle the crazy expensive world of Lego's and one California duo's mission to steal them all and FAILING! Not to mention, Gavin presented a MASSIVE Tech-Know World segment involving Apple's huge announcements at the WWDC, and Carson nerded out over The Lawnmower Man in a new addition of Carson's Cinema Corner. PLUS the boys try out their best Howard Stern impressions, t...

We hope you realize that this episode is going to be a good time because Carson and Gavin talked all about New York's toilet problem, Trump's reaction to being found guilty, and Carson shared the disgusting amount of big Cheez-It's he ate from Taco Bell on his birthday. PLUS a brand new movie review segment, a Nextdoor Drama read, Whatcha Listening To?, and so much more! Want to stay up to date wi...

Wake up people!! This week Carson and Gavin were joined by the other "matter daddy's" Sean and Spencer to help do the very important job of finding out what companies are woke or not, and determined who out of the four of them is the wokest! Carson and Gavin put the guys through the gauntlet of past taste tests, learned about prison pen-pals, bid farewell to Angel Hernandez, reacted to the Rudy Co...

Whether you like it or not, 2024 is the year of horrible graduation speeches, and the Kansas Chief's own kicker Harrison Buttlicker just set the bar HIGH. Carson and Gavin talked all about it and listened to Eddie Vedder's response, because why not. Not to mention, the boys both separately shared their insane week, talked about loud frat bros, their favorite news site possibly going away, and Appl...

Are you ready to laugh?! Well we are too! That's why Carson and Gavin invented a brand new game where they watch something that absolutely sucks and see if it will make them laugh! This week's game involved the trailer for the brand new Daily Wire adult cartoon Mr. Birchum. Did it make YOU laugh? PLUS the boys talked about the unusual story of a woman living inside of a grocery store sign, the tra...

Strap-in for a "crazy good!" show this week because Carson and Gavin came in HOT with a review of Jerry Seinfeld's Pop Tart movie FLOP Unfrosted. PLUS the boys just had to give their opinions on the Drake vs. Kendrick beef, and they talked all about the Ohio State commencement speech gone wrong, the latest upcoming iPad release, and watched footage of a terrifying NFT fanboy/weight lifting "influe...

What was she made for? Well, “j*rking it” apparently! This week Carson and Gavin break down Billie Eilish's Rolling Stone cover story where she revealed her darkest secrets about, you guessed it, m*sturbation. Not to mention, the guys discussed Jerry Seinfeld taking the red pill, a mysterious 80s p*rno song, jenkem, and more! PLUS they taste tested the new Dr Pepper Creamy Coconut, and got duped L...

This week Carson and Gavin took the nostalgia pill after reading a pointless article about some now extinct places and shared some of their own personal memories of them and others. Not to mention, Carson presented what might be his weirdest find to date, a man whom they call the "Sh*t King." PLUS Gavin's Coachella weekend two recap, Carson's drive-in movie review, and so much more! Want to stay u...

This week was CRAZY for Gavin as he spilled all of the tea from his time at Coachella weekend one! Not to mention, the guys talked all about getting "busy" with your lawyer, Instagram influencer Davis Clarke sh*tting his shorts at the Boston Marathon, Morgan Wallen's bizarre fight with a chair, and OJ's death. Plus, a smoking hot taste test of the brand new Ghost Pepper Cheetos, a wild Nextdoor dr...

YEEHAW! It's time to saddle up y'all! Cowboys are sooo back in 2024 after making a massive comeback appearance in what some are calling one on the best news stories of the year involving a RUNAWAY BULL in Carson and Gavin's hometown! Not to mention, the guys discuss their Eclipse plans, and talk all about vasectomy's, earthquakes, midnight snacks, Gavin's appearance at the capital, and so much mor...

WOOF! This week Carson and Gavin talked a LOT about dogs including Catturd's tragic "incident", and they laughed their fool heads off at some wacky pup parents on Nextdoor. Not to mention, a big taste test of the brand new Lyrical Lemonade lemonade, a discussion about Apple's latest lawsuit, a review of the Cubs opening day disaster, the boys Easter recap, and Carson's tells all on his big Disc Go...

GET READY TO CANCEL! This week Carson and Gavin reveal their deepest darkest secrets by giving out their "worst takes" on a few universally loved and/or hated topics. Not to mention, the boys went DEEP into Instagram's quiet move to limit political content on its app, and they talked a bit about a Cinderella story of a world famous lacrosse player joining the NBA. AND SO MUCH MORE! Want to stay up...

God save the Queen! Or Princess...same thing. This week Gavin and Carson get hit with some EXCLUSIVE breaking news regarding the Princess of Wales, Kate Middleton, and her whereabouts that you do not want to miss! Not to mention, the boys try a very limited edition Fallout themed soda, find out that stealing is actually pretty cool, and talk in depth about the disgusting anti-trans bill being prop...