It Takes All Kinds

HAPPY 250 AMERICA! Crack em' if you got 'em (*pause*) because we're celebrating this July 4th the old fashioned way, with a United States tier list, a taste test of some brand new American snacks, a midwest check-in involving some wild clips of the week and a Nextdoor Drama read all about Walmart, and more! We're taking the next week off in honor of celebrating this great nation 🇺🇸. (Not really, w...

DON'T GO UPSTAIRS! The mancave industry is BOOMIN down in Southern Florida, but there might be something more sinister going on that the boys uncover. Plus Google Earth releases a flight simulator, Kraft releases TSA friendly ranch, a St. Louis sinkhole catches on fire, Trump goes AFK, Carson and Gavin revisit the "gelatin trick", and more! Want to stay up to date with the podcast? Give us a follo...

THE CIRCUS HAS COME TO TOWN! In preparation for little Donald's big birthday bash, the Trump administration blows US tax dollars on dirt bikes to jump over the White House! Plus The First Podcast Bar in London, a 6-7 event at a Sky Zone in St. Louis ends in chaos, James Harden got arrested in Texas, Paramount & Warner Bros are set to merge, Carson doesn't understand why people hate Disclosure Day,...

YOU GOT A BUCKET? It's the moment we've all been waiting for, Carson and Gavin finally try the limited edition Bush's baked beans summer flavors...and they're so much worse than we thought. Plus George Santos is under investigation for insider trading, Trump lays out his plans for the summer, Steph Curry signs with Li-Ning, the "dahbihgah" Kool-Aid pineapple craze, and the boys talk Backrooms! Wan...

CHOW DOWN! RFK Jr has got to do something about his bad diet, but instead he insists on eating snakes with Dr. Oz! Plus Gavin and Carson's home town bans all AI data centers, the America 250th Concert Celebration falls apart hours after announcing the lineup, JD Vance decides he can't be booed at, Blue Origin's spaceship exploded, and Bush's baked beans announces limited edition summer flavors tha...

POOR DONNIE! Unfortunately the wedding of the century was RUINED by Don Senior due to his love of America! Plus Minnesota bans Kalshi/Polymarket, Paul Schrader gets freaky with his AI girlfriend, a Nextdoor Drama read, a try not to laugh challenge, Carson saw The Mandalorian and Grogu, and the boys debate whether or not flip flops are worse than Crocs. Want to stay up to date with the podcast? Giv...

CELEBRITIES SCAMMING CELEBRITIES? This week we learned all about Oprah's secret Jello, baking soda and vinegar diet that all of the new celebs are trying! (Or maybe just Paris Hilton's mom). Plus a HUGE update on the Trump Phone, Kyle Rittenhouse turned into Spider-Man we think, the boys dabbled in some True Crime, and more! Want to stay up to date with the podcast? Give us a follow on our social...

WE WANT TO BELIEVE! The Pentagon released the first batch of declassified UFO files this week, and they're totally not pointless and trying to distract from any other files that haven't been fully released! Plus a MAJOR update in the Outback Steakhouse Doomsday countdown, the latest onboard the Hantavirus cruise, the FDA grants quick review for 3 psychedelic drug trials (thanks Joe Rogan), a robot...

DRINK IT UP! Big Barron is on the loose with his first business, a Yerba Mate brand, thanks to a small loan of $1 million from his father (allegedly). Plus lots of The Onion/Infowars news, RFK Jr has a major breathing problem that no one is talking about, the Chicago delivery robot releases an apology video for bus stop crash, what the hell is a "squonk," and more! Want to stay up to date with the...

WE'RE BACK! This week the boys make their return to the pod and Carson makes his return from Japan bearing the gift of a taste test of a wide variety of convenience store snacks! Enjoy! Want to stay up to date with the podcast? Give us a follow on our social media platforms, and check out the video version of this show on YouTube in the links below! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ittakesallk...

YIKES! This week we learned a LOT more about Kristi Noem's husband than anyone ever should. Plus Tiger Woods body cam footage released, baseball opening week goofs and gaffs, food delivery robots running rampant in Chicago, and the Barbie Dream Fest nightmare in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Enjoy! HEADS UP! We are off for the next two weeks while Carson is away in Japan! We will return on Tuesday 4/2...

BAD WEEK FOR WHITE GUYS! Tiger Woods & Clavicular go to prison sounds like the title to Tyler Perry's next feature film, but unfortunately it is the topic of this week's episode. Plus the world rejoices as OpenAI shuts down Sora, Trump adds his name the the $1 bill, a MO Mom found fent in a Barbie doll package, our Nightmare of the Week, Beyonce’s Mom’s Rodeo Gumbo truck closes down for a terrifyi...

SURPRISE! This week Carson and Gavin are honored to be joined by legendary comedian and actor Rob Huebel! We dove into all things Rob including the premiere of "Grind" at SXSW, working with Larry David, his interest in ghosts/UFOs, sneaking into an airplane cockpit as a kid, and how much he invoiced us to be on the show (please subscribe so we can afford to pay it off). Plus we ripped some packs w...

HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY! The food industry is collapsing before our very eyes: 600lbs of dip is showing up on random doorsteps, the David protein bar is not what it says it is, Hooters at the Mall of America is closing, and Barq's is obsessed with the Soviet Union. Plus BIG Sp*rm Racing news, Carson reveals his recent bad habit, and more! Want to stay up to date with the podcast? Give us a follow on ou...

HAPPY 5 YEARS! This week Carson and Gavin celebrate 5 YEARS of the podcast, and talk all about a brand new fart wearable, the Cheek Splitter 9000, an AI art ruling involving their home town, the Timothée Chalamet ballet drama, and more! Plus Carson went to Disneyland for the first time, and Gavin gives a detailed report all about his feet! Want to stay up to date with the podcast? Give us a follow...

OHHHHH YES! We're all feeling dead inside this week because Liquid Death and Spotify released a $500 urn for some reason. Plus the official State of the Union tonsil stone count, the Detroit Pistons stadium horn going off for 12.5 straight minutes, body cam footage of Vince McMahon crashing his car at over 100 miles per hour, a Gavin’s Tech-Know World on the Galaxy S26 Ultra, and we finally find o...

CELEBRATION OF LIFE! Frat expert G-Spot called in to give us his perspective on the creepy "celebration of life" hazing happening at the University of Iowa, and the meaning goes deeper than any of us expected. Plus more bone collecting news, a sad monkey named "Punch" going viral in Japan, a professional baseball team in Florida is hosting a "brain rot" night, Gwen Stefani’s pay-to-pray Lent app,...

THE BONE ZONE! This week in bone collecting news, Zack Wheeler kept his rib in a closet - totally normal! Plus a serial pooper was finally caught in Wisconsin, an Olympic skier admits to cheating on live TV, an all-timer clip of the week, and a taste test of the brand new Coca-Cola Cherry Float. Want to stay up to date with the podcast? Give us a follow on our social media platforms, and check out...

LET IT ALL HANG OUT! The Olympics are BACK and so is yet another scandal, this time involving something big you were least expecting. Plus Super Bowl predictions, Jaxon Hayes crashing out, and a massive online fashion hater gets gifted shoes from Ronnie Fieg as a warning. Want to stay up to date with the podcast? Give us a follow on our social media platforms, and check out the video version of th...

LET EM COOK! Hollywood is OVER after Amazon puts out $40 million dollar Melania documentary to kiss a*s to a decrepit old fool. Plus HUGE doomsday news, sad Allen Iverson news, and some clips that will hopefully make you smile. Enjoy! Want to stay up to date with the podcast? Give us a follow on our social media platforms, and check out the video version of this show on YouTube in the links below!...

OINK OINK! America's favorite barn animal Kyle Rittenhouse dished out some hefty slop this week by reminding folks what he loves doing most! Plus an English beach covered in French fries and onions makes waves, HUGE art news, a man accused of stealing over 100 human skulls, and what will the future of the Star Wars franchise look like? Enjoy! Want to stay up to date with the podcast? Give us a fol...

THE SECRETS OUT! Al Roker finally shares his dirty little secret of an unhinged mid-flight activity he partakes in. Plus Carson and Gavin took the nostalgia pill big time whilst reviewing their lives back in 2016, watched a disgraced presidential candidate hawk Milk on camera, a rather disturbing Gavin's Tech-Know World report, and finally an update on the Outback Steakhouse Doomsday Countdown. Wa...

90 SECONDS TILL MIDNIGHT! Could this mark the end of Outback Steakhouse? Florida man sues the company after a toilet malfunction resulted in severe bodily injury. Plus HUGE JoJo Siwa news, ARC Raiders screams lead to an accidental rescue, the Drake Stake RICO case, Letterboxd getting into the streaming game, a slightly touching Nextdoor Drama read, and more! Want to stay up to date with the podcas...

HAPPY NEW YEAR! This week Carson and Gavin celebrate the New Year by taking a look back at some of their favorite moments from 2025, and share their Top 5 Albums of the year! Plus a peek at what went down at Mar-a-Lago for New Years Eve, the Disney World Indiana Jones accident, and more! Want to stay up to date with the podcast? Give us a follow on our social media platforms, and check out the vid...

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS! This week we celebrate the birth of a miracle baby...at a Bass Pro Shop in Springfield, Missouri! Plus a secret leaked phone call between Donald and Mike Lindell emerges, the top 5 AI Christmas toys to buy this year, Color of the Year, a Nextdoor Drama Christmas Carol, and more! Stay tuned next Tuesday for the release of the driB Christmas Special 2025 - and the...