It Takes All Kinds

DONKEY! Apparently sending Shrek n*des to a Senator is illegal? News to me. Plus a major update on the Outback Steakhouse Doomsday Countdown, an AI-generated Rumpelstiltskin meme is freaking out the internet, a city council meeting opens with prayer to Lucifer, an animatronic Susan Dell impresses Trump, and the return of Nextdoor Drama! Want to stay up to date with the podcast? Give us a follow on...

WE WANT A RECOUNT! Fat Bear Week needs to be investigated after a nepo baby won the competition this year! Plus former Steelers coach showcases his Minecraft world he spent 12 years building, a huge update on the Noah's Ark discovery, Michael McDonald of The Doobie Brothers discovers his long lost son he forgot about, and more! Want to stay up to date with the podcast? Give us a follow on our soci...

EUREKA! Who better than to claim they found Noah's Ark than a racist flat earther who promotes QAnon? Totally believable! Plus big updates on Zuck's Muse Charms and William Shatner's metal band, the boys try to understand what Oprah is going to do at the Sphere in 2027, and Trump is terrified of a jet flyovers. Want to stay up to date with the podcast? Give us a follow on our social media platform...

BIG MITCH IS BACK! Mitch McConnell makes his triumphant return to Senate, but with a twist! Plus Ed Sheeran is nearly destitute after kicking Macklemore off of his tour, Trump's supervillain arc goes one step further, Shaq becomes an honorary fed, Kash Patel supports bestiality, IV med spas are in big trouble, and more! Want to stay up to date with the podcast? Give us a follow on our social media...

NYUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT! The Three Stooges are in big trouble after their strange 9/11 post back fired on them. Plus foldable iPhones and more in Gavin's Tech-Know World, Zuckerberg's latest scheme, an elephant took a piss at the Republican mid-term event, the return of the Cameo leaderboard update, and more! Want to stay up to date with the podcast? Give us a follow on our social media platform...

BEWARE! In an unexpected turn of events, Mike Myers as The Cat in the Hat (2003) has been terrorizing people across the globe for the past few weeks - literally. Plus the first ever Cameo Leaderboard Update, The Burbank Butt Sniffer, Tiger Woods finally loses his license, Clips of the Week, and more! Want to stay up to date with the podcast? Give us a follow on our social media platforms, and chec...

USGTA! The US Army is allowing giving it's soldiers a 4-day pass to play GTA VI if they enlist for 2-6 more years! Totally normal! Plus an update on Mike Lindell's election insanity, Natalie Harp's love letter to Trump, some incredible Clips of the Week, and the boys share their recent celebrity sightings! NOTE: we are off next week due to travel! We'll be back on Tuesday 9/8 with a brand new epis...

NIGHT NIGHT! The "Pillow Guy" Mike Lindell tragically met his end in the Minnesota Republican Primary Election, but Mr. Pillow is not giving up! Plus Japan wants Trump to stop using their IP in memes, the Practical Magic 2 popcorn buckets have gone too far, Missouri lawmakers' propose AI rules written by AI, an Amazon patriot stops to salute an American flag while on duty, Marco Rubio claims his c...

MATT RIFE IS FED UP! Matt Rife was caught red handed for crashing out in his comment section after someone questioned how he treats his little Annabelle Doll. Plus a pilot was caught with 70,000 ecstasy pills, Trump wears a new wig, a rare book was returned after missing for 40 years, a man is living inside a Los Angeles billboard, and the guys get deep in their feels during this week's Thought of...

YUCK! We can now finally cover our laser light fingers and binkies in the delicious sheep stomach encased meat know as haggis - all thanks to the Scottish raver himself, Mr. Calvin Harris! Plus the oldest "yo mama" joke was discovered, Harrison Bader's big scooter problem, pepper-spraying drones in schools, Elon's strange obsession with AI n*dification, huge Home Alone news, a heartwarming spam ca...

IT TAKES LARP KINDS! LARPing as reached a new low with young men pretending to be their favorite middle-aged YouTubers from the mid 2010s - but what you may not know is there's something much darker going on. Plus Trump settles the LeBron vs MJ debate, Elon Musk plans to re-create The Odyssey twice, and the boys finally reveal their worst nightmares. Want to stay up to date with the podcast? Give...

THE SHAT-MAN! 95 year old William Shatner has decided it's time to debut his new heavy metal band at Riot Fest this year for some reason - calling on GWAR for backup. Plus Pete Hegseth wants YOUR specimen, the Blue Angels near miss at the beach, Carson and Gavin's best new finds of 2026 (so far), the ChatGPT Basketball, the G*on Palace, and more! Want to stay up to date with the podcast? Give us a...

HOLD IT IN! The boys are back in town and trying DESPERATELY to stay away from the diarrhea parasite! Plus Trump meet AI Teddy Roosevelt, Wes Anderson and Luke Wilson got trapped in an elevator, a Ford worker was fired for allegedly stealing a cookie, the Memphis Grizzlies drafted tater tot royalty, a California raisin heir was charged with hate crimes, Amazon sent someone a random person's ashes,...

HAPPY 250 AMERICA! Crack em' if you got 'em (*pause*) because we're celebrating this July 4th the old fashioned way, with a United States tier list, a taste test of some brand new American snacks, a midwest check-in involving some wild clips of the week and a Nextdoor Drama read all about Walmart, and more! We're taking the next week off in honor of celebrating this great nation 🇺🇸. (Not really, w...

DON'T GO UPSTAIRS! The mancave industry is BOOMIN down in Southern Florida, but there might be something more sinister going on that the boys uncover. Plus Google Earth releases a flight simulator, Kraft releases TSA friendly ranch, a St. Louis sinkhole catches on fire, Trump goes AFK, Carson and Gavin revisit the "gelatin trick", and more! Want to stay up to date with the podcast? Give us a follo...

THE CIRCUS HAS COME TO TOWN! In preparation for little Donald's big birthday bash, the Trump administration blows US tax dollars on dirt bikes to jump over the White House! Plus The First Podcast Bar in London, a 6-7 event at a Sky Zone in St. Louis ends in chaos, James Harden got arrested in Texas, Paramount & Warner Bros are set to merge, Carson doesn't understand why people hate Disclosure Day,...

YOU GOT A BUCKET? It's the moment we've all been waiting for, Carson and Gavin finally try the limited edition Bush's baked beans summer flavors...and they're so much worse than we thought. Plus George Santos is under investigation for insider trading, Trump lays out his plans for the summer, Steph Curry signs with Li-Ning, the "dahbihgah" Kool-Aid pineapple craze, and the boys talk Backrooms! Wan...

CHOW DOWN! RFK Jr has got to do something about his bad diet, but instead he insists on eating snakes with Dr. Oz! Plus Gavin and Carson's home town bans all AI data centers, the America 250th Concert Celebration falls apart hours after announcing the lineup, JD Vance decides he can't be booed at, Blue Origin's spaceship exploded, and Bush's baked beans announces limited edition summer flavors tha...

POOR DONNIE! Unfortunately the wedding of the century was RUINED by Don Senior due to his love of America! Plus Minnesota bans Kalshi/Polymarket, Paul Schrader gets freaky with his AI girlfriend, a Nextdoor Drama read, a try not to laugh challenge, Carson saw The Mandalorian and Grogu, and the boys debate whether or not flip flops are worse than Crocs. Want to stay up to date with the podcast? Giv...

CELEBRITIES SCAMMING CELEBRITIES? This week we learned all about Oprah's secret Jello, baking soda and vinegar diet that all of the new celebs are trying! (Or maybe just Paris Hilton's mom). Plus a HUGE update on the Trump Phone, Kyle Rittenhouse turned into Spider-Man we think, the boys dabbled in some True Crime, and more! Want to stay up to date with the podcast? Give us a follow on our social...

WE WANT TO BELIEVE! The Pentagon released the first batch of declassified UFO files this week, and they're totally not pointless and trying to distract from any other files that haven't been fully released! Plus a MAJOR update in the Outback Steakhouse Doomsday countdown, the latest onboard the Hantavirus cruise, the FDA grants quick review for 3 psychedelic drug trials (thanks Joe Rogan), a robot...

DRINK IT UP! Big Barron is on the loose with his first business, a Yerba Mate brand, thanks to a small loan of $1 million from his father (allegedly). Plus lots of The Onion/Infowars news, RFK Jr has a major breathing problem that no one is talking about, the Chicago delivery robot releases an apology video for bus stop crash, what the hell is a "squonk," and more! Want to stay up to date with the...

WE'RE BACK! This week the boys make their return to the pod and Carson makes his return from Japan bearing the gift of a taste test of a wide variety of convenience store snacks! Enjoy! Want to stay up to date with the podcast? Give us a follow on our social media platforms, and check out the video version of this show on YouTube in the links below! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ittakesallk...

YIKES! This week we learned a LOT more about Kristi Noem's husband than anyone ever should. Plus Tiger Woods body cam footage released, baseball opening week goofs and gaffs, food delivery robots running rampant in Chicago, and the Barbie Dream Fest nightmare in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Enjoy! HEADS UP! We are off for the next two weeks while Carson is away in Japan! We will return on Tuesday 4/2...

BAD WEEK FOR WHITE GUYS! Tiger Woods & Clavicular go to prison sounds like the title to Tyler Perry's next feature film, but unfortunately it is the topic of this week's episode. Plus the world rejoices as OpenAI shuts down Sora, Trump adds his name the the $1 bill, a MO Mom found fent in a Barbie doll package, our Nightmare of the Week, Beyonce’s Mom’s Rodeo Gumbo truck closes down for a terrifyi...