Is It Wet?

“ I give you my word I did not go near that blood!" Antsy, Antarctic bad boys, Sophie and Caitlin, trust no one except their own flamethrowers and get splattered with the syrupy, gelatinous guts of John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982).

“Throw on your slob and meet me at the beach in 12 minutes.” Quirky, emotionally-repressed aquanauts, Sophie and Caitlin, dive into the roiling, luminescent sea of Wes Anderson’s The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004).

“I’ve got a hole for you!” Quantum-manipulating, skateboarding enemies of the state, Sophie and Caitlin, warp into the shimmery, Y2K science fiction comedy, Clockstoppers (2002).

“Put that magic jump on me/ Slap that baby make him free…” Ball-juggling, baby-tossing goblin kings, Sophie and Caitlin, race against the melting clock to untangle the glittery, whimsical knot of Jim Henson’s Labyrinth (1986).

“ The boat that cost me a thousand Gs of go-juice?” For the 50th Episode Special , piss-drunk, sea-sick drifters, Sophie and Caitlin, admit their own hubris and launch a jet-ski over the burning tanker of Waterworld (1995).

“Warm milk? Gross.” Sleep-deprived, terrorized teens, Sophie and Caitlin, get swallowed into the bloody, soggy dreamscape of the 1984 horror classic, A Nightmare on Elm Street.

“ This may be painful for a mortal. You're still attached to your skin.” Desperate vampire groupies, Sophie and Caitlin, sink their Party City fangs into the leathery, nu-metal nightmare of the 2002 cult classic, Queen of the Damned.

"You give me such a wettie."  #Foxtober  continues on the podcast as glam, boy-killing demons, Sophie and Caitlin, squeeze into the sparkly, gore-spattered Juicy Couture tracksuit of the 2004 comedy horror film,  Jennifer's Body.

“I’m gonna hand Turnbull your balls in a snuffbox.” Surly, steampunk bounty hunters, Sophie and Caitlin, wake the dead husk of the 2010 western superhero film, Jonah Hex, and demand answers for its many crimes. This episode is made to be heard exclusively by the descendants of John Malkovich in 100 years.

“ That man's got a beautiful telephone voice.” Beautiful Y2K assassins, Sophie and Caitlin, accept a mission from a disembodied voice and slip into the bedazzled lycra bodysuit of 2000’s Charlie’s Angels. This episode is brought to you by the #CastCrispinGloverasWaluigiNow campaign.

“Wheel this meat out of here.” Blue cat-people, Sophie and Caitlin, draw inspiration from every podcast ever and shloop into the vacuous, shimmery, and cerulean meat casing of James Cameron’s Avatar (2009).

“No matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight.” Mischievous little guys, Sophie and Caitlin, stay up, get wet, and shine a bright light on the clammy pupa of Gremlins (1984).

“All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.” In the Season 2 premier, s exy, jet-setting replicants, Sophie and Caitlin, hop on the attack ship on the shoulder of Orion, watch C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate and slurp up the rainy ramen of the 1982 classic, Blade Runner .

“Ducts? Why is it always ducts?” In the dramatic season 1 finale of Is it Wet?, Sophie and Caitlin pretend to know what they’re doing and ride the slime wormhole into the wacky, chrome spaceship of Galaxy Quest (1999). Do androids dream of Corbin Bleu’s oft-translated Wikipedia pages? Should Stuart Little be played during all children’s medical procedures? Would Hitch make a good guide to the gala...

“Daddy’s gotta go to work.” Muscle-bound, oil-slick car hunks, Sophie and Caitlin, live their lives one quarter mile at a time and parachute into the 2015 Vin Diesel masterpiece, Furious 7. Flex out of any medically-necessary devices, grab a case of Corona, and unnecessarily get into the vehicle of this glistening, revved-up episode.

“I'm in a man, I'm in a strange man…” In this episode, microscopic organ explorers, Sophie and Caitlin, are joined by fellow comedian and musician, TJ, to publicly disgrace themselves and get injected into the 1987 science fiction comedy, Innerspace. Grab a splash of Southern Comfort, $128,000 worth of groceries, and set a course for the mouth of this tacky, flappy episode. You can follow TJ at tj...

“You lewd, crude, rude bag of pre-chewed food dude.” Workaholic 90’s lawyers, Sophie and Caitlin, miss your baseball game to take a hit of fairy dust and fly to the whimsical, greasy island of Hook (1991). Be prepared for Steven Spielberg thirst traps, unnecessary Phil Collins cameos, and all the bang you can rang in this sqwudgy, gloopy episode.

“We’ll be lost in limbo until our brains turn to scrambled egg.” Highly skilled extractors, Sophie and Caitlin, take on one last job and get dropped into the splashy, crumbling dreamscape of Christopher Nolan’s Inception (2010). Is this all a dream? How do our subconscious thoughts influence who we are? Was LMFAO’s Party Rock Anthem directly responsible for the general public’s acceptance of Incep...

“I’ve got four million dollars stuffed in a goddamn computer.” Spectral spectators, Caitlin and Sophie, run their fingers tenderly through the slick, globby mess of the 1990 supernatural romance, Ghost . Pour yourself some shirt coffee (seductively), commit some beyond-the-grave financial fraud (vengefully), and get dragged to hell in this gleaming, metaphysical episode.

“This is the most fun I’ve had without lubricant.” In this episode, judgmental serial killers, Sophie and Caitlin, make a minor mistake and wake up chained to the grimy, dank bathroom of the 2004 horror classic, Saw . Learn the therapeutic power of the reverse bear trap, the complex mechanics of amateur tricycle puppetry, and make sure you fully enjoy this grungy, squalid episode (or else).

“You think you can get me to a hospital? I think I broke my ass!” In this episode, fry cook besties, Caitlin and Sophie, get shark-poisoned by nostalgia and climb into the thick, strawberry jacuzzi of the 1997 Nickelodeon classic, Good Burger . Grab your favorite dude, a hearty dose of Triampathol, and let us take your order in this squeaky, leaky episode.

“ I'm a businessman. Blood is a big expense.” Sweaty gabagoolians, Sophie and Caitlin, accept an offer they can’t refuse and ambush the slow-moving, exploding car of the 1972 classic, The Godfather.

“It was you who found my fingers. There was mustard on them.” Aquatic romantics, Sophie and Caitlin, plug up all their bathroom holes and immerse themselves in the dripping, viridian world of 2017’s The Shape of Water. Pop in a boiled egg, head to your nearest flooded movie theater, and sink into the briny tub of this episode.

A celebration of the truly wettest and gloppiest moments in cinema, and all of the episodes of this podcast recorded over the last year. This has been a joy to produce and we hope you enjoy the first annual Wet Oscars, presented by Is It Wet? We love you, listeners!

“It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!” In this episode, subversively sexy ogres, Caitlin and Sophie, are joined by fellow comedian and Shrexpert, Bailey, in falling accidentally in love with the glimmery swamp that is Shrek 2 (2004). Get ready to deeply disappoint your parents, adopt your enemies into your found family, and storm the gates of this weird and frothy episo...