Is It Wet?

“They have no gizzards to be impaired by the power of the flecks.” Diehard Ga’Hooligans, Sophie and Caitlin, prepare to be moonblinked into the lush, feathery universe of Zack Snyder’s magnum opus children’s film, Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole (2010).This episode is presented with slow-motion owl fights, excellent Australian accents, and the vengeful ghost of Ayn Rand in order to p...

“When there’s no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.” In this episode, mindless mall rats, Sophie and Caitlin, land a chopper in the gushing, necrotic zombie classic, Dawn of the Dead (1978). It’s the end of the world and there is only one thing left to do: consume this episode (and get your blood pressure checked).

“ Like a turd in the wind… ” In this episode, disgraced journalists, Sophie and Caitlin, look for love within themselves while being infected by the gooey mess of the 2018 superhero and romantic comedy film, Venom. Tuck into a marshmallow lobster with a side of live eel while you slither into this rip-roaringly sludgy episode. Please send any complaints about this episode and/or Symbrock fanart vi...

“But if his love isn’t pure, she’ll turn into sea foam.” In this episode, quirky sea wizards, Sophie and Caitlin, plunge into the iridescent, technicolor bubble of Studio Ghibli’s Ponyo (2008). Prepare for David Bowie dads and crystal healing moms, a very rough understanding of what a goldfish looks like, and HAM in this briney, shiny episode.

“Well, we’ll always have Mars...” In this week’s episode, 1970s cash-strapped NASA employees, Sophie and Caitlin, show up at your door and offer you the ominous moral quandary that is 2009’s The Box. If you really think about it...this slippery, trippy episode is just a box for our words housed in the box of your device all within the box that traps us in this reality….

“Why is yogurt so difficult!?” In this double bee-ture, smitten apiarists, Sophie and Caitlin, embark on an ill-advised, interspecies romance covering both   Bee Movie (2007) and Wild Mountain Thyme (2020). If you like jazz, are 8% Irish, or Planet Earth gets you in the mood, you’ll love this wildly drizzly episode. Board the Aer Lingus flight to...the Bee Movie Cinematic Universe!

“ And it'll wake you up and cure your aching / Take your walls and start 'em breaking...” In this episode, mediocre showmen, Sophie and Caitlin, are joined by fellow comedian and resident himbo, Jesse, to discuss the glittery, infectious miasma of the 2017 movie musical, The Greatest Showman . Put on a top hat, forget historical accuracy, and get ready to be empowered by the bullshit platitudes of...

“Oh what a day! What a lovely day!” In this episode, Imperators Sophie and Caitlin spray their mouths silver and barrel face-first into the blood and sand storm of the 2015 post-apocalyptic masterpiece, Mad Max: Fury Road . Steal a truck full of breast milk, friendship, and liberation from the patriarchal bogs that ensnare us all and WITNESS US in this shiny and chrome episode.

“A bird may love a fish, seniore, but where would they live?” On this special Valentine’s Days episode, marxist pixie dream peasants, Sophie and Caitlin, adorn themselves in body glitter and fairy wings and crash the 1998 romantic drama, Ever After. Give your servants (and dialect coach) the day off and bring anything you can carry into this shimmery, incandescent episode. Is It Wet? now has a Pat...

“ Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood.” In this episode, hopeless romantics and Spiderman-3 scholars, Sophie and Caitlin, get flushed down the giant toilet of 1994’s The Mask. Content warning for discussion of sexual assault at 56:30.

“ Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!” In this episode, sexy, yet archealogically reckless librarians, Sophie and Caitlin, awaken an ancient, bisexual power within the oozing sarcophagus of the 1999 action movie, The Mummy . Grab an ancient tome, your favorite pair of eyes, and get on this capsized river boat of an episode! Is It Wet? now has a Patreon! Go to patreon.com/isitwe...

“I should be out in the veins, fighting disease, not in the mouth on tartar control.” In this episode, anatomical public servants, Sophie and Caitlin, catch a ride on the vascular highway to the gross and wondrous world of 2001’s live action/animated classic, Osmosis Jones. Grab a polluted oyster, a vomit bucket, and an unlikely pharmacological friend and ooze into this episode!

“It’s not bro time, it’s showtime.” In this episode, sensitive hunks, Sophie and Caitlin slide, into the frozen yogurt truck of healthy male comradery and glistening abs that is 2015’s dance-comedy-drama, Magic Mike XXL. Throw out your old costumes, dry-hump a power tool, and find a routine that allows you to self-actualize in this sweaty, steamy episode. Is It Wet? now has a Patreon! Go to patreo...

“ God, it's like a bad movie.” In this episode, small-town shark hunters Sophie and Caitlin are joined by comedian, writer, and performer, BJ Jeranyama, to discuss the Syfy Channel’s 2016 horror movie, Dam Sharks. Soak your ugg boots in river water and blood, forget what you think an actual shark looks like and zipline into this campy, biting corporate retreat of an episode.  You can find BJ at BJ...

Hey listeners! We took a week off of recording and editing for the holidays but we'll be back next Monday, kicking off the new year with special guest, BJ Jeranyama, and 2016's Syfy original movie, Dam Sharks. In lieu of an episode, we have a big announcement! Is It Wet? is launching a Patreon where you can support the show and access extra drippy content! To celebrate, you're invited to a live, v...

“ Passengers, this is not a shoe. This is disorder. This is size ten chaos.” It’s the dance of the dueling snow trains! On this special holiday episode, tail-sectioners, Sophie and Caitlin, board the merry dystopian trains of both the children’s stop-motion fantasy, The Polar Express (2004) and Bong Joon-Ho’s surreal masterpiece, Snowpiercer (2013). All you have to do is believe (in overthrowing t...

“Please leave your Shibby at the beep.” In this episode, slacker himbos Sophie and Caitlin wake up in an apartment full of pudding cups and tune their continuum transfunctioners to the 2000 stoner comedy, Dude, where’s my car? Wrap yourself in bubble wrap and matching track suits and drop into this truly shibby episode. For complaints about this episode please email us at freakincage.com.

“You’re a freakin’ protoplasmic head!” In this week’s episode, estranged meddling kids, Sophie and Caitlin, take the pop-punk plane to the Spooky Island that is 2002’s live-action Scooby-Doo. There comes a time when every podcast must reckon with the existence and inexorable legacy of Scrappy-Doo and it seems our number is up. Grab a Scooby Snack and a mustard sundae and strap in for a flatulent a...

“I'm gonna be a naughty vampire god!” Prepare to hang onto our leather-clad bodies and be yeeted out of the window into the slippery, bloody world of the 2000 superhero action horror classic, Blade . Get your vampire SPF 1000 and a licensed hematologist and enjoy this episode in your water-filled underground mansion.

“ Freeze those knees my chickadees” because in this week’s episode intergalactic radio hosts, Sophie and Caitlin, swan-dive into the flying taxi cab that is the 1997 Sci-Fi movie, The Fifth Element. Make sure you have your multipass, your neon orange crop top for men, and a strong antacid before flying over to the Fhloston Paradise that is this episode.

“ You fill me with inertia... ” In this week’s episode, Faustian rubes, Sophie and Caitlin, make an ill-advised wish and accidentally discuss both the 1967 comedy, Bedazzled, and the 2000 remake. Grab a Frobisher & Gleason Raspberry-Flavored Ice Lolly and relax in your dance floor hot tub to this plasticky double feature.

“ Hot noodles made of poodles on a slice of garden hose...and a rather smelly jelly made of armadillos’ toes”. In this week’s episode, Sophie and Caitlin are joined by fellow comedian, Marisa, as they crawl headfirst into the stop-motion peach orifice of the 1996 musical fantasy, James and the Giant Peach.  You can follow Marisa on twitter @mj_borregine as long as you are not a member of a heartwa...

“ Sometimes, some of the slimiest, raunchiest, ugliest little monsters turn out to be the nicest.” In this episode, precocious child witches, Sophie and Caitlin, get on a magic school bus and fly into the 1998 Disney Channel Original Movie, Halloweentown. If you look like a skeletal cab driver or the guy from those apple commercials, PLEASE DM US!

“ What's happening to me? Am I dying?”  In this episode, reputed science journalists, Caitlin and Sophie, learn the way of the flesh and take a deep, penetrating dive into the plasma pool of David Cronenberg’s 1986 body horror classic, The Fly. Grab a bottle of champagne, a glazed donut, and recklessly get into this pod!

“I could spit gr ease!” In this week’s episode, 30-year-old teenagers, Caitlin and Sophie, drive backward into the ooze of the 1958 B-movie, The Blob . It crawls… it creeps.. It’s mostly stationary! Spoiler warning for Hereditary and The Vampire Diaries -- oh, and I guess The Blob too.