Irresistibly Awful

This week we talk about Alone in The Dark 2. We try to understand this movie. It has nothing to do with the first, the radioactive goo, more generator problems, and the stupid ending.

This week we try to figure out Night Of The Comet. We talk about The lack of zombies, people not worrying about the end of the world, Sam’s age, and crossing against the light.

This week we discuss Surviving The Game. We talk about the pig being brought on the trip, the room of heads, the one woman in the movie, and so much more.

This weeks movie is the disappointing Nothing But Trouble. We talk about how this movie is Hoarders meets Looney Tunes, Dan Aykroyd and that nose, the roller coaster of death, and Bobo and Debbull.

This week we talk about J-Lo and Voldemort in Maid in Manhattan. We talk about J-Lo being bad at her job, Voldemort’s popularity, and the kid who loves the 70’s.

This weeks movie is Spaghettiman. We talk about Clark Kant, spaghetti injuries, microwaveable food heroes, and that epic final fight scene.

This weeks movie is Dead Heat. We talk about the resurrection room, what can and cannot kill the zombies, and the super weird Chinese restaurant scene.

This weeks movie is Bubba Ho-Tep. We talk about what is a Bubba and a Ho-Tep, giant bugs, mummies that are weak and talk trash, and Elvis and his dong.

This week we talk all about the movie Class of 1999. We try to figure out the main guys name, 10 years in the future looks bad, robot sounds, and all the amazing one-liners.

This weeks movie is Love On Delivery. We talk about Grizzly, how everyone wants Li, Garfield masks, and that final fight.

This week we talk everything awesomely bad about No Holds Barred. We talk about that amazing bar, hotel scene, teeny wangers, and Zeus.

This weeks movie is Cherry 2000. We talk about zone 7, Khan, fixing planes fast, and lots of sandwiches.

This weeks movie is Double Impact. We talk twice the Van Dammage, muscular security lady, strange boat sex scene, and silk underwear.

This week we talk Tank Girl. we talk about the many useless scenes, kangaroo men, future strip club, the Tank, and Naomi Watts getting hotter throughout the movie.

This weeks movie is Samurai Cop. We talk about Samurai Al Borland, Joe’s crazy eyes, how Peggy wants to bang everyone, and the epic nurse conversation.

This weeks movie is Death Race 2000. We talk about naked pit stops, the point system, HAND grenade, and how do you actually win the race?

This weeks movie is Jack and Jill. We talk about how not funny this movie is, all the cameos, horny Pacino, and the fantastic Dunkacciono commercial.

This week we discuss Knightriders. We talk about how the movie wouldn’t end, the kings neck wound, giving a kid a sword, and how contracts work.

This week we talk about Chopping Mall. We discuss how there’s no Chopping in the movie, polite killing robots, taking things to the max, and exploding paint stores.

This week we talk Highway To Hell. We talk about hell cop being bad at his job, his gun, those handcuffs, and the demon slut,

This week we talk Dollman. We talk about the floating head, New York City is a dump, apartment bloodbath, and that awesome gun.

This week we tackle King Solomon’s Mines. We talk about it ripping off Indiana Jones, the year this movie is set in, the airplane scene, lots of dynamite, and the awesome train scene.

This week we try to understand Robo Vampire. We discuss how the title is wrong, Vampires that hop, ghost boobs, and what is that + and - machine?

This week we talk BMX Bandits. What’s BMX talk? The one sound effect. The best line in the movie, and how these kids are terrorizing this town.

This week Matt and John try to understand Alone In The Dark. We talk about spine worms, weird time changes, and where did everyone go at the end of the movie?