Internet Phantoms Network

We're back and worse than ever! Let's see how long we can keep this one going as we drink ourselves into an early grave! These next handful of episodes are from the vault, baby.  We'll see if we can make new ones. 

The title says it all

What better time to celebrate National Pokemon Day on February 27th than in September? On this episode, we go through the pokemon that HennyMilk, Tom, and Joe Biden would have on their teams as well as going through a tier list of the most fuckable pokemon. Please help us. We're dying.

We get real high in honor of 420-- in July. Since we didn't release a 420 special, we thought we would now. We hear from Tom about his high thoughts throughout the week and check-in on his Tinder account. Even right now I'm too high to remember what else is brought up throughout this episode... Guess you'll have to listen to find out! Free YSL

Boy howdy we were drunk, but we managed to cover it all- Elden Ring, blow-up dolls, Tinder, squirting, and a couple other topics. I don't even remember recording this episode, whoops... Free YSL

We take the best parts of many Tinder accounts created by women and mold Tom into the PERFECT ladies man

The title says it all. Tom & Henny also play The Dating Game to see if they're a perfect match!

HennyMilk is a little too drunk, but what else are you supposed to do for such a glorious occasion? The original podcast had Scaretaculars, but the Pickle Jar has the Scaretacular-- It's the Half-Way to Halloween Scaretacular!

We're back to talking about Hitler, sex, and anime. I don't get how we can't get sponsored... Anyway, this week there are no caller segments-- instead we're joined by New Hampshire-based artist BeefOven!

One thing Easter Sunday and Henny have in common? They both came yesterday. Happy Easter from the Internet Phantoms Network!  This week on The Pickle Jar Tom talks video games, and Henny talks about furries. All that and more!

This week Tom raps, comes up with film ideas, hates on the French, and tells of his adventures at the strip club. He also tells the worst fucking story ever. I'm still pissed off about it. We're a bit sloppy and wouldn't have it any other way

Tom might have won in Monopoly, but he's still a loser. Join hosts Tom Dillon & HennyMilk as they teach everyone new Russian slurs and ways they tried to suck their own dicks!

The women are back and better than ever, but this time, they brought ALL other communities who have been downplayed and just not appreciated as much as we'd like!~ The gloves are off as we talk about anything and everyone. WELCOME TO INCLUSIVITY 

Happy Valentines Day from everyone at the Internet Phantoms Network! We try to find Tom a girlfriend and even take a couple callers. We love you all <3

W're eating boogers on todays episode, boys & girls! Ruined by the internet and a thirst for listeners, Tom makes himself and his co-host try their own boogers, read dad jokes, tell stories of the times they've made teachers cry, and so much more. He's a terrifying host. Please help, he won't let me or the intern leave....

Short & sweet like my dick in a bag of sugar, Tom & Johnny venture into Tinder to try to find Tom the love of his life.

The shortest and sweetest pickle in the jar! This week Tom brings everyone stories of conspiracies, dreams, Christmas gifts, and Tom even fucking raps. All that and MORE on this weeks tiny pickle!

Rev up those fryers! Tom came in with his very own show- it's the Pickle Jar Podcast! I barely know what the show is about, but he talks pop-culture, current affairs, and the most important of all, life. What'll this crazy cat say next!?

Get your HBO Max subscriptions (or your illegal movie websites) ready for the Godzilla VS. Kong watch-along! We've waited an entire year for this to come out, and what better way to say goodbye to the podcast than to bring our first host back for his first Godzilla film. Thank you to anyone and everyone who has listened or been part of the show in anyway. Love ya! - HennyMilk LINKS: https://twitte...

Read the title, baby! One more episode left. GET BENT! We're preparing for the last episode this time!

The Dillon boys are back & better than ever. With Tom becoming the host for the first time, we dive into Crash Bandicoot porn, a WoW wedding he attended, and not much else. We're on a constant decline lmfao 0:00 - 0:21 INTRO 0:22 - 1:36 WORLD OF WARCRAFT WEDDING 1:37 - 2:14 GODZILLA CORNER 2:15 - 3:47 TOM, THE HOST / CRASH BANDICOOT

The boys return with plenty of news headlines, a bottle of whiskey, and a sex tape. Didn't expect this episode to go down like this. Joined by KDill, Henny brings the listeners through a journey to the center of his mind- filled to the brim with childhood trauma and bad decisions. It's a siiick fucking ride, baby! SEGMENTS: 0:00 - 1:31 INTRO/SOUND-GUY 1:32 - 5:59 NEWS 6:00 - 8:52 SEX WORKERS 8:53...

From the skillet 2 the.... plate, I guess. It's the breakfast episode! Most of the audio was too trashed to salvage. We got wasted and cooked breakfast. Not much more to this episode. *Included afterwards are 2 songs to get the morning started off with* 0:00 - 0:21 INTRO 0:22 - 2:21 BREAKFAST STORY 2:22 - 4:06 BACON SHOPPING 4:07 - 4:28 MIONETTO   LINKS: https://twitter.com/Podcastphantoms https:/...

Another week without Juggalos... Something feels off. Anyway, one more round of skits this week including the return of Dawson's Corner, another song from MYSPACE, and more. SEGMENTS: 0:00 - 0:47 INTRO 0:48 - 1:30 BAD HIGHS 1:31 - 2:46 ONE HAS TO DIE 2:47 - 3:43 DAWSON'S CORNER 3:44 - 7:39 SONG SONG: MYSPACE - MEREDITH LINKS: https://twitter.com/Podcastphantoms https://twitter.com/HennyMilk https:...

*NO JUGGALO TALK* Another episode graced by KDill- from talking dirty fight tactics, to the coolest-looking terrorists ever. Shoutout Canada! SONG: Aakeem Eshu - VHS (produced by Johnathan Cloud) AAKEEM ESHU ALL PLATFORMS 0:00 - 0:34 INTRO 0:35 - 2:06 LYFT / COLLEGE 2:07 - 3:16 DOMINATION 3:17 - 4:40 PRAYER 4:41 - 5:37 NEWS 5:38 - 6:50 OUTRO 6:51 - 8:24 AAKEEM ESHU - VHS LINKS: https://twitter.com...