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Lack of content has forced me to create a side-project titled MYSPACE. Aside from a couple of short segments on this weeks episode, check out the new EP by the band MYSPACE on todays episode! 0:00 - 1:06 OPENING 1:07 - 10:23 MYSPACE EP 10:24 - 11:53 MY DEAD WISH 11:54 - 12:38 SHOUTOUT SEGMENT LINKS: https://twitter.com/HENNYMILK https://twitter.com/Podcastphantoms https://soundcloud.com/toonworldc...

Not much else to say! Another rough episode while we get the cogs turning again. I get drunk and talk Persona 5-- just a typical episode https://twitter.com/PODCASTPHANTOMS https://twitter.com/HENNYMILK

An episode about nothing. Godzilla VS. Kong news makes a comeback and a bunch of half-assed songs get played. The show will be back to normal soon, sorry! LINKS: https://twitter.com/PODCASTPHANTOMS https://twitter.com/HENNYMILK

A couple recordings from our "Vacation" in New Hampshire along with an update on the podcast! SONG: Sparky Bob - Where's Rengidank? LINKS: https://twitter.com/PODCASTPHANTOMS https://twitter.com/HENNYMILK

After a 2 month hiatus, Facetat visits the podcast to talk about ferrets. What else does his mush-mind come up with? You'll just have to listen to find out! Joined by The Dillon Boys, we brush up on what it'd be like to have sex with tall women. We talk about other shit too, whatever, man. LINKS: https://twitter.com/Podcastphantoms https://twitter.com/HennyMilk https://twitter.com/BIGHAIRYH https:...

Short, sweet, and to the point-- this weeks episode is a much more laid-back style episode. Drinking at The Dillons again, Alex is here to tell everyone of the time he tried to have an orgy in his car LINKS: https://twitter.com/PODCASTPHANTOMS https://twitter.com/HENNYMILK https://twitter.com/BIGHAIRYH SONG: Swamp Boiiz - GOLD TAC

Happy New Year from everyone at the Internet phantoms Podcast! We feel so blessed that anyone even listens to us get drunk & ramble on and on about shit nobody really cares about-- thank you! This week, we bring back The Dillon Boys along with one of our very first co-hosts from previous episodes, Hunter. And of course, the wonderful Jess is with us to help explain the female orgasm to us. Tha...

Christmas is in the air and the Phantom Boys are doing what they do best- get trashed & talk their shit. Between Heretics beef with Amazon, Henny not knowing where the clit was when he was younger, and finding time to have sex with a child-- wait, that's not what I meant! Heretic speaks on trying to find time to have sex with his girlfriend while living with a child in the house. And a very fe...

Some spotty audio, some strange stories, and a lot of beer. We're back with Kevin Dillon & his brother! Get bent, losers, it's time act up in this episode. SONG: Swamp Boiiz - WOW LINKS: https://twitter.com/PODCASTPHANTOMS https://twitter.com/HENNYMILK

Like Magneto, the 'Anxiety Extravaganza' has a foster-brother, and his name is 'Phantom Fest.' I think the bald cripple was his brother, or something like that in X-Men. Anyway, the Phantom Fest is a mix between friends of the podcast, old and new mixed with some unused footage throughout the time since this podcast has started. SONGS: fvreignty - Gotta Go ft. Kyle McKinley Kamry - Saks Fifth ft....

HennyMilk is falling apart, the show is a mess, and everyone has gone missing- that ain't going to stop a couple of boys doing what they do best. Talk about weird sexual fetishes and holiday murders. Joined by friend of the podcast Jose AKA DirtyDoveShxt and returning favorite Logan. LINKS: https://twitter.com/Podcastphantoms https://twitter.com/HennyMilk https://twitter.com/dirtydoveshxt https://...

HennyMilk gets sucked into a vortex again, but this time he is trapped in a clip show and tries to escape as he relives some of the podcasts funniest and strangest moments. Everyone at the Internet Phantoms Podcast are thankful for anyone who has been part of an episode in any way, shap, or form. And also for anyone who listens. Truly. Thank you all! LINKS: https://twitter.com /HENNYMILK https://t...

Good Ol' HM is back, but this time he brought along his radio for you all to listen to his favorite show along with him- The Adventures of Grizz Blitzkrieg. A story of a rough & tumbled ex-marine turned P.I. he must hunt down the killer of his wife and ultimate crime boss, Jimmy the Gator. SONG: HERETIC - HOLDTHELINE feat. LIL FIX (prod. SINEMATIC) LINKS: https://twitter.com /HENNYMILK https:/...

Politics, Omegle, Canada, and MORE. The Phantom boys known as HennyMilk & Heretic team up to tackle a couple of important topics- such as what vice president Mike Pence would probably have sex with. SONG: MYOJIN - MELTED POPSICLES w/ ANDRÉ MARIETTE LINKS: https://twitter.com/PODCASTPHANTOMS https://twitter.com/BigHairyH https://twitter.com/FuckFacetat https://twitter.com/MYOJ1N

Halloween is over, but the scares keep on coming! Gas station junkies, election day, vampires, & Christmas. Nobody is safe, baby- three cute boys get drunk together via the internet!  SPONSORED BY MIKES HARD LEMONADE LINKS: https://twitter.com/HennyMilk https://twitter.com/FuckFacetat https://twitter.com/BIGHAIRYH https://twitter.com/PODCASTPHANTOMS SONG: HERETIC - HUMANWA$TE feat. ONI INC (pr...

Gather 'round the fire yet again! This time, maybe with a creepy snack or a scary partner, because this time, it's Halloween. Good 'ol HM has a lot on his plate during this dark & stormy night- with special appearances by Charles Manson, The Dillons, and maybe even a surprise guest! REMINDERS: 'I'm Face Tat EP' by Facetat drops at the end of October on ALL platforms! Going Nowhere's next EP ti...

The first day of the Halloween Spooktacular begins! The usual set of ghouls sit back and tell a story of occult activity hidden deep within professional wrestling, tinder stories return, a couple of trick-or-treating stories, and more! LINKS: https://twitter.com/PODCASTPHANTOMS https://twitter.com/HENNYMILK https://twitter.com/FUCKFACETAT SONG: Going Nowhere - The Black Sleep

Rhode Island native Lil' Fendy finally drops by the podcast to really dive deep into what makes him tick. Leaving porn & marijuana behind, listen as he dissects his thoughts on Covid, the issues with Porno on the internet, the local crackhead, and so much more. Shoutout to special guest Shark Puppet who stopped by to say what's up! LINKS: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO2rzV85zbLl0kwufddtzN...

Scratch tickets, music, old people, and crip walking. The regular boys sit down with Heretic who brings along rapper Fury and producer Mikal. Always wondered what the worst thing we'd do to an old person is? Well, you finally get to know! and of course we talk about juggalos. LINKS: Heretic: https://twitter.com/BIGHAIRYH https://soundcloud.com/heretiiic Fury: https://twitter.com/pray4FURY https://...

With Halloween finally around the corner, the Internet Phantoms try something a little different. HennyMilk kicks back with a neat scotch, a fireplace, and a big book of stories. 'Diaries of A Milkman' will be an anthology-based series where we relive a lot of the drunk encounters we have & even some throwaway bonus content. LINKS: https://twitter.com/podcastphantoms https://twitter.com/HENNYM...

One microphone, a crowded room, 40 beers, and Facetat in New York. Sorry for the sound quality! Internet Phantoms thank all their fans out in Canada in this episode with K-Dill, his brother, and the sound guy.

Full of Smirnoff & rage, HennyMilk gets drunk and talk about how he would like his funeral to be. We talk 'Love on the Spectrum', why foot fetishes are a thing, and plenty of other bull shit. LINKS: https://twitter.com/fuckfacetat https://twitter.com/HENNYMILK https://twitter.com/Podcastphantoms

Facetat storms the forts of Instagram to try to buy the handle he has been in search of for months. BUT, what happens when things go south?? All that and not much more in this special Wednesday episode spectacular! LINKS: https://twitter.com/PODCASTPHANTOMS https://twitter.com/fuckfacetat https://twitter.com/hennymilk

Rev it up, baby! The regular boys are joined by a portion of Motorsport Team. Gather 'round the pitstop and listen to us tell the tale of The Alphabet Murders, the curious case of Marty Jannetty, and so, so much more. LINKS: https://twitter.com/hellboidana https://twitter.com/wockboy https://twitter.com/tommioslo https://twitter.com/kassgocrazy https://twitter.com/prodbyevn SONG: LIL TURBO - HOW T...