Inspired Incompetence

This week we take one more break from the gang's adventures on the high seas to follow their plunge into the depths of a massive dungeon and the rules of Pathfinder 2nd Edition.  As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpi...

It's time for another Pirate Meeting y'all! This time, there appears to be urgent business coming, and the gang needs to rally the Pirate Council to action if they're going to rise to the occasion. How easy do you think it will be to get a bunch of pirates to work together to accomplish a common goal, do you think? As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distri...

Now what? With seemingly the last obstacle removed from the gang's path to happiness in their new station, of course something new had to arise to make them race off to fix the Shackles' problems again.  As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our w...

With the finale of Book 5 in the...books, we once again take a break from our regularly scheduled piratical adventures to bring you the continued adventures of the gang as they explore not only the depths of this immense dungeon but also the rules of Pathfinder's Second Edition. We'll be sure to get a few things wrong along the way, so come find out and then join our Discord to yell at us later! A...

With all sorts of nasties filling this dread fort, the gang seems to be closing in on their oldest, most hated foe. As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at  SwissAr...

Who's running this fortress, anyway? And where did they get all these weird creatures to guard the place? What new sorts of beasties await the gang as they continue their assault on the fort of an old foe? Let's find out, shall we? As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter a...

This is going just like the gang planned. Stealth has never been their strongest aspect, and they are proving that yet again as they continue their assault on the fort of an old enemy. As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmy...

Payback is a bitch. If you want to mount an assault on the gang's island, you'd best be prepared for the consequences should you fail. I guess this week we should call the gang "consequences". As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at S...

The assault is on! In quite possibly the largest threat the gang has ever faced, their oldest foe is yet to make an appearance despite promises to the contrary. That hasn't stopped a former prisoner from seeking his revenge on an old friend, though he's in for a rude surprise. As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in...

It seems the time has come. The gang prepares for an assault on their home from their oldest enemy in what could be their biggest challenge yet.  As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or...

With a bit of time to breathe, the gang makes their way to Hell Harbor to recruit the help they were promised as the battle they've been working towards for months seems imminent. Will it be enough to secure the victory they need?   As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter...

This week we're giving the gang a much needed breather after the day they just had. Instead, join us as we run our wayward souls through the harrowing and seemingly endless dungeon in our continued exploration of the rules of Pathfinder 2nd Edition.   As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can fo...

Who the hell put a target on the gang's back? As if fighting their way in and out of the Demon Tower wasn't enough, now they're facing ambush on their own ship? After being worn down and beaten around, the gang now finds themselves once again fighting for their lives against some old foes. As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you wa...

Well this fight has been a whole series of literal ups and downs. With some people losing their minds and others simply going mad, how will the gang wriggle their way out of this one? As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyS...

All of Skram's whining and moaning and searching has come down to this. Finally, after years of searching, he and the gang come face to face with the man who ruined his childhood. This will certainly go swimmingly. As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, chec...

An underwater tower dedicated to one of the most powerful Demons in the Abyss? What could possibly be troublesome down here? Also, when has the threat of death ever stopped the gang from doing anything? Down we go! As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, chec...

I'm sorry, the gang found a what? And it was left there by what? And it wants them to go where? The gang can't be dumb enough to actually follow instructions like this, right? ....right? As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissAr...

Damn, these actors know how to throw actual punches! Who knew? Either way, these performers are turning out to be a bit tougher than originally thought, so now it seems like it's time for the gang to stop pulling punches too.  As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Fa...

Stage fighting is typically defined as a way to perform combat for a crowd in a way that is both convincing and entertaining. The gang does not have that training. They're just going to have to beat on these performers for real and hope for the best then. As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you ca...

It seems another pirate lord has a favor to ask of the gang. That seems to be the most prominent form of currency in the Shackles other than...you know...currency. What task could the lord of Hell Harbor be setting on the gang this week? As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twi...

It's amazing who you get to meet when you become a high roller. All of a sudden, everyone wants a meeting, and this time around it's the head of one of the Shackles largest cities. Does he have a bone to pick with the gang? Or maybe a task he needs their assistance with? Perhaps both? Let's find out what this devilish man wants, shall we? As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review u...

The gang is still trying to deal with some pesky water-logged zombies now that they've finally found the information they seek. Some troubling information comes to light in a dark cave that could spell trouble for the gang down the road. As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twi...

After a stunning move with the gang avoiding not one, but two potential combat situations, this island is turning out to not be as deadly as advertised. Things can quickly change though, especially when this particular band of pirates are involved, as it appears despite their efforts, they are still no closer to the information they seek. What other deadly secrets could this island contain? Let's...

Holy crap, we've been doing this for 100 episodes already?! In a crazy turn this time around, the gang has discovered some corpses washed up on a beach that are not what they seem. Are they ever really what they seem, though? As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Fac...

The gang's first meeting of the Pirate Council is in the books, and they seem to have come away from it with a promising new lead on some information that might help them on their continuing quest to eliminate Barnabus Harrigan. Now the trick becomes: will they be able to follow up on that lead before anyone else does, or will it slip through their fingers like so much wet sand. As always, please...