Inspired Incompetence

It seems things are going well outside, so now we rejoin the gang as they plunge into the sea caves beneath the Hurricane King's fortress where he is bravely hiding out. The big question remains, though: how much of a gauntlet remains for the gang to rush through before they find him? As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to...

As the gang continues their infiltration of the Hurricane King's fortress there just happens to be a massive naval battle going on in the lagoon outside. This week, we're going to take a step back from the infiltration to see how that battle is progressing. We're even getting a bit of help as the gang is joined by James Schwarz of the Dimension Door Podcast! As always, please remember to subscribe...

The gang is in the midst of their final push towards the big ending they've been striving for for so long. The end is in sight, but that doesn't mean they don't have time to take a step back and prepare for what's ahead. Let's see what gets uncovered in this infestigation. As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in cont...

Join us, dear listeners, in what will be our final iteration of our Sweet Side Action sub series under the name of Swiss Army Scorpion. Join the gang one more time as they plumb the depths of an enormous mountain dungeon and the rules of Pathfinder's 2nd Edition. As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with u...

It has finally come to this. After all the social climbing and a veritable mountain of corpses, the time has come for the gang to re-form the hierarchy in the Shackles one axe swing, one slaw swipe, one fireball, and one booking at a time. The foe is ready and waiting, but will it matter? As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you wan...

Where did this guy come from? And when did he learn how to talk? The gang's new(?) crew member has quite a lot of explaining to do as the gang deals with their own turmoil while simultaneously preparing for the fight of their lives. As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter...

There are some big things happening in the Shackles these days. Invasions and incompetence and just rank corruption all the way down. Who would have thought such things possible from a nation run by pirates? Somebody should do something about it, but who? As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you ca...

With the invasion still in full swing, the gang has finally come face-to-face with the lay in charge. Will they be able to carve the heart out of this armada before it overwhelms whatever is left of their allies? As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check...

The invasion is here! The gang and their allies seem woefully outnumbered and outgunned facing the massive fleet that emerged from a massive hurricane. Can the gang cut the head off this behemoth before it rampages through their home? As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitte...

An invasion is bearing down on the Shackles, and the powers that be have decided it's probably no big deal. Now it appears to be up to the gang and their allies to step up and be the big damn heroes once again.  As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check o...

This week we take one more break from the gang's adventures on the high seas to follow their plunge into the depths of a massive dungeon and the rules of Pathfinder 2nd Edition.  As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpi...

It's time for another Pirate Meeting y'all! This time, there appears to be urgent business coming, and the gang needs to rally the Pirate Council to action if they're going to rise to the occasion. How easy do you think it will be to get a bunch of pirates to work together to accomplish a common goal, do you think? As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distri...

Now what? With seemingly the last obstacle removed from the gang's path to happiness in their new station, of course something new had to arise to make them race off to fix the Shackles' problems again.  As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our w...

With the finale of Book 5 in the...books, we once again take a break from our regularly scheduled piratical adventures to bring you the continued adventures of the gang as they explore not only the depths of this immense dungeon but also the rules of Pathfinder's Second Edition. We'll be sure to get a few things wrong along the way, so come find out and then join our Discord to yell at us later! A...

With all sorts of nasties filling this dread fort, the gang seems to be closing in on their oldest, most hated foe. As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at  SwissAr...

Who's running this fortress, anyway? And where did they get all these weird creatures to guard the place? What new sorts of beasties await the gang as they continue their assault on the fort of an old foe? Let's find out, shall we? As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter a...

This is going just like the gang planned. Stealth has never been their strongest aspect, and they are proving that yet again as they continue their assault on the fort of an old enemy. As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmy...

Payback is a bitch. If you want to mount an assault on the gang's island, you'd best be prepared for the consequences should you fail. I guess this week we should call the gang "consequences". As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at S...

The assault is on! In quite possibly the largest threat the gang has ever faced, their oldest foe is yet to make an appearance despite promises to the contrary. That hasn't stopped a former prisoner from seeking his revenge on an old friend, though he's in for a rude surprise. As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in...

It seems the time has come. The gang prepares for an assault on their home from their oldest enemy in what could be their biggest challenge yet.  As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or...

With a bit of time to breathe, the gang makes their way to Hell Harbor to recruit the help they were promised as the battle they've been working towards for months seems imminent. Will it be enough to secure the victory they need?   As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter...

This week we're giving the gang a much needed breather after the day they just had. Instead, join us as we run our wayward souls through the harrowing and seemingly endless dungeon in our continued exploration of the rules of Pathfinder 2nd Edition.   As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can fo...

Who the hell put a target on the gang's back? As if fighting their way in and out of the Demon Tower wasn't enough, now they're facing ambush on their own ship? After being worn down and beaten around, the gang now finds themselves once again fighting for their lives against some old foes. As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you wa...

Well this fight has been a whole series of literal ups and downs. With some people losing their minds and others simply going mad, how will the gang wriggle their way out of this one? As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyS...

All of Skram's whining and moaning and searching has come down to this. Finally, after years of searching, he and the gang come face to face with the man who ruined his childhood. This will certainly go swimmingly. As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, chec...