Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

St. Patrick's Day has come and gone and we've got some stupid stories from Boston--the home of the most Irish--who brought the "Borg". If you've ever had a "flapper" in your nose: A nose goblin that's hiding up in the netheregions that you can't get to. One man was digging away so hard, he punctured an artery. A couple learns a lesson about keeping a dog in the house with a loaded gun in bed. In t...

If you have a bawling baby, just shove a spoonfull of butter in his pie-hole! Egg prices are still not what they used to be and people are getting back to basics with farm-fresh eggs...thanks to chicken rentals. You can pick your friends but you're stuck with your relatives...who love to stick up your bellybutton with Super Glue! And the insanity never stops. In This Episode... Someone Paid $88,00...

This is more complicated than the old country song, "I'm My Own Grandpa". A man fathers a child with a mother AND her daughter. A man tries to father SOMETHING with a TRAIN SEAT. And women spend a week honing the fine art of climaxing. Can it get any more stupid than that? Of course! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" & I will demonstrate in this episode... In this episode... [A Piece of My M...

Everybody's got something to say about the way the Ukrainian President got "taken to the woodshed" by President Trump & VP Vance. A Chinese college kid didn't want to say anything about who would find his sex doll...especially his roommate...so he set her on fire. Federal government workers had a LOT to say about their sexual fettishes & fantasies in a NSA chatroom. My Insane FL Nephew, "P...

Why spend money on a dog or a cat when you can have one custom-made with artificial intelligence? My Insane FL Nephew didn't make it to the 2025 FL Man Games...even though it was held down the road from his house, but I still do have the details! Suddenly, fashion models are sporting their "coin slots" in style! And it's CRACK-ing people up. In this BONUS Midweek Episode... Dumb Duo Tries to Use a...

There's nothing like getting out of the tub smelling nice & fresh...like a freshly baked PIZZA. China once again is ahead of its time by treating Rheumatism with cat pee. Men seem to be more impressed with enhancing their junk than they think the women are. Pancho Guero, my Insane FL Nephew, will also relate a story about how much make-up Mrs. Pancho really needs. In this episode... [A Piece o...

How many chickens do you need living in your HOA to make you feel safe? For one lady, 1 is one too many! An innovative deer hunter found himself fined for doing "double doody" on private property. A crazy ex-girlfriend really sucked at punking her ex-boyfriend's truck! Plus the weekly rundown of the  Insane Week In Review & the weekly winners for our  Genius Awards all in this  Midweek BONUS E...

What would happen if a man's rocket blasted off in space? We do the math. If you like your fortune cookies with a bit more blue, you'd better make sure they are mailed to the right address. Forget taking a sick day...some companies are offering a sex day & the employees are picking this over a bonus check. In this episode... [A Piece of My Mind] Woman Without Kids Posts, Then Deletes Rant Abou...

Zoos in China must be resorting to anything to bring in visitors. I've got more stories of painted animals posing as exotic exhibits! Potties in Pittsburgh, PA are blowing up...and they're not at the local Mexican restaurants--they're at City Hall! If you want to live a healthy lifestyle, make sure your belly button is oiled well. In this Midweek BONUS Episode... An Exploding Toilet Landed a Guy i...

Do you "email like a man? That could be problematic! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has been playing around with "Mrs. Pancho's" GenEmoji app on her phone & well..the results are pretty impressive. He also tells of a lawmaker who protested the election of Donald Trump by sterilizing herself. That'll show him. In this episode... [A Piece Of My Mind] Women Are Trying to Sound More ‘Masculin...

Ol' Joe Biden is now reppin' through a high-profile Hollywood Talent Agency! How long did you have to hold it in so you didn't miss a big play watching the "Big Game"? How far is too far when it comes to your mother-in-law's freedom to completely redecorate your house? More bizzare but true stories to get you through the week! In this episode... Sweethearts Says Their "Marry Me" Hearts Are Legally...

Should the Immigration Service start playing Calliope music to draw illegals to an ICE Cream truck? It might work! Do you have a $2 bill on you? You could be branded as a counterfeiter! A new stupid TikTok prank could get you arrested for felony kidnapping. And have you ever thought about the penis of the future? Neither has my Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero! In this Episode... [A Piece of My Mind...

Social media stupidity is the best source for this  Midweek BONUS Episode with plenty of examples why TikTok should be restricted from the USA. It's causing spontaneous eruptions of stupidity! When is a bologna sandwich a felonious weapon? When it's used in Florida. More examples of Gen Z stupidity when it comes to filing taxes. And of course the latest rundown of the current events with the Insan...

Gales of hysteric laugh will waft from your podcast player during this Weekend Episode as my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" struggles to tell you about what happens when you fall down drunk with your pants down & your pecker freezes to the ice. It gets worse as he completely loses it as he tells a TOUCHING story about father/son bonding...but not in a way you would ever expect. And I'll give...

This Midweek BONUS Episode might hit a nerve if you've had "buyer's remorse", except this is a permanent reminder of your stupidity. The latest current events headlines featuring Donald Trump's 1st week as President...again. And a real "genius" in stupidity who has a real BEEF about prime rib! In this episode... Flight Attendant Sacked for Twerking on the Job FL Woman Accused Of Using Cane Sword T...

In this episode... Pancho & I can't keep from bustin' on Gen Z because of their stupid work ethics & philosophy! I've got to give a piece of my mind to you about the Nutrition Police that's possibly coming to your neighborhood grocer! And why does my Insane FL Nephew love coconut water so much? Ugh! Here's some of the stupidity we're serving up this weekend... Gen Z Would Rather Text a Cow...

In this Midweek BONUS Episode.... FL Meat Thief Busted While Snacking on Pizza Woman Texts Cop, Not Dealer, For Drugs Before Entering Rehab Buffalo Bills' Mack Hollins Dresses Up as Fred Flintstone & Goes Barefoot in Freezing Cold A Hot Pocket Thief Was Caught Red-Handed...Eating Hot Pockets Mel Gibson: Pope & the Vatican Surrounded by Child Molesters—Believes the CatholicChurch is a Count...

In This Episode: Woman Removes 6 Ribs to Slim Down–Wants to Make Them Into Crown ‘Full bush in a bikini’: the sudden rise of pubic hair positivity PA Woman Gets 2 Boys Drunk AS They Shovel Her Walkway–Then Tries To Hook Up With One Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support . Real-time updates and story links are found on t...

In This Episode: FL Man Claims Alien Abduction During Alleged Nude Carjacking; Escaped Spider Monkey Turns Up on Side of MO Highway In A Pink Tutu; A Developer Accidentally Demolished the Boyhood Home of AC/DC's Angus & Malcolm Young! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support . Real-time updates and story links are fou...

In This Episode: [A Piece Of My Mind] ]Vacationing In The State Of...CANADA? Mom Mistakes Nail Glue for Eyedrops–Endures 2 Months of '' 19-y/o Woman's Bust Zooms To A GGG-Cup After Pfizer Covid Vaccine. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support . Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https...

In This Episode... FL Woman BITES Her Brother For Praying To Jesus Inside Her House;  Memphis Restaurant Has Been Frying Burgers in the Same Grease for Over 100 Years; Middle School Teacher Bans Kids from Saying "Ohio" and "Skibidi Toilet". Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support . Real-time updates and story links are f...

in this Episode... [A Piece of My Mind] Psychic Predicts Alien Contact In 2025; Russian Entrepreneurs Sell 'Snowman Arms' Online; Skincare Addicts are Slathering Their Faces in Beef Fat For Glowing Skin; A Man Gets A "Stiffy" For All The Wrong Reasons! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support . Real-time updates and story...

In This Episode... [A Piece Of My Mind]-Americans Spend 110 Hours Looking For Something To Watch; Americans Are ‘Over’ Christmas Traditions; Mom Shocked to See Man Who Broke Into Her Home 15 Years Ago at School Orientation With His Own Child; We're Getting More Stupid: IQ Declines In 4 Out of 5 Key Areas Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid...