Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:45) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:52:42) Insane Week In Review (01:07:13) Genius Awards (01:16:07) Closing We've all had tired eyes and we typically treat them with drops. Except this Scottish man who thought a massage gun worked good enough on his muscles he thought he would give it a go on his bare eyeball. For 8 months. Vultures have discovered suburbia and are wining an...

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:35) A Piece of My Mind (00:06:37) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:17:45) Canadian Town Recognizes Trees as Living Beings with Civil Rights (00:22:25) Woman Locked In Doctor's Office After Being Forgotten At Appointment (00:27:16) Man Falls into Vault Toilet at CA Camp While Trying to Retrieve Sunglasses (00:33:33) Mutant Sewer Rats With Poison Resistance Spreading Th...

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:52:49) Insane Week In Review (01:02:52) Genius Awards (01:19:56) Closing Grandma goes rogue on a mobility scooter & causes total chaos in a cycling race when she plows into the stream of bicyclists. Police respond to reports of a shirtless man in Indiana that's in the middle of traffic waving a chainsaw at passing motorists. And who nee...

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:41) A Piece of My Mind (00:05:11) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:25:07) FL Man Replaces Nissan’s Oil With Maple Syrup—Says It RUNS BETTER (00:30:06) Robot In China Seen ON ITS KNEES Begging For Cash So It Can Recharge (00:34:13) Australian Designer Sparks Controversy with Real Taxidermied Rats Sewn Onto Underwear (00:39:26) Transgender Woman Injects Uncertified Sili...

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:57:31) Insane Week In Review (01:11:19) Genius Awards (01:21:41) Closing A man from Indiana gave the butt smack heard 'round the world when he was passed over for drinks on a Delta flight, sending the flight attendant lurching forward. For that stupid stunt, the entire plane returned to the airport & he was escorted off. On a cruise shi...

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:29) A Piece of My Mind (00:05:19) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:16:22) Lab-Grown T-Rex Leather Bag To Be Auctioned Off (00:21:53) Bigfoot Believers Gather For The Great Florida Bigfoot Conference (00:27:43) Parents Admit the Biggest Lie They've Ever Told Their Kids (and It’s NOT About Santa OR The Easter Bunny) (00:34:25) "Inner Goblin: Dating Has Gotten So Bad ‘Go...

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:45) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:51:37) Insane Week In Review (01:05:34) Genius Awards (01:16:39) Closing Residents in a quaint neighborhood in the UK were jolted from their sanguine lifestyle when a couple came jogging through down their street...wearing nothing but a smile. If you love sourdough bread, you might change your appetite when you find out this batch was made...

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:41) A Piece of My Mind (00:06:46) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:24:14) WY Shoplifter Can’t Stop Stealing From Walmart—Calls Cops On HIMSELF (00:28:18) WHO’D-A-THUNKIT? San Fran Robber Escapes In Waymo Robo Taxi (00:34:36) An AI Robot “Karate Kicks” A Child In The Gut During Martial Arts Show (00:38:45) 'Kittenfishing' is the New 'Catfishing.' What is this Toxic Dat...

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:45) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:55:06) Insane Week In Review (01:07:58) Genius Awards (01:17:44) Closing When "oral" arguments are "performed" in the Judge's chambers, it shouldn't include moaning and kissing. Harry Potter fans are flooding social media with the cell phone video of what appears to be "Hagrid", who had his pants and underwear drop to the ground while fight...

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:39) A PIece of My Mind (00:04:25) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:27:47) UK Bride Gets Married in Robe, Slippers and Hair Rollers to Show Her Husband 'What Married Life Would Be Like' (00:33:32) Walmart Named Most Romantic Spot In Alabama (00:38:06) When Is Too Much, TOO MUCH? Men Are Spraying Themselves 100 Times (00:42:12) Russian Man Lives 1½ YEARS With 5” Wooden...

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:46) MIdweek BONUS Stupidity (00:52:36) Insane Week In Review (01:05:16) Genius Awards (01:18:41) Closing You would expect a computer to do a better job at announcing a graduating class than those careless humans. But not Glendale Community College in AZ. The AI had a total meltdown. If you live in State College, PA like I do, you already know of the bargains you can find...

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:30) A Piece of My Mind (00:05:43) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:16:44) Is the Secret to Men’s Longevity a Great Butt? (00:23:52) People Are Asking Plastic Surgeons to Create ‘AI Face’ (00:33:52) CIA Scientist—4 Species of Aliens Recovered from Crashed UFOs (00:38:51) Man Drives Cybertruck Into Lake—ON PURPOSE—To Activate ‘Wade Mode’ (00:43:40) Woman Gives Birth to...

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:49:30) Insane Week In Review (01:01:39) Genius Awards (01:11:56) Closing Congratulations to my hometown's School Board for making it on the podcast for a patently stupid decision to keep a student that the district had previously called a "standout" from graduating & getting a diploma...all because of an oversight that "happens every da...

(00:00:00) Opening (00:02:02) A Piece of My Mind (00:07:02) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:54:41) Ask Pancho (01:05:17) Insane Game Show (01:26:55) Coming Next Episode (01:36:04) Closing The thought of breaking open a Cadbury chocolate egg might make your mouth water, but if you see something that looks like that when you cut open an onion...you'll probably gag. Which is what one woman did w...

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:57:00) Insane Week In Reivew (01:13:34) Genius Awards (01:25:36) Closing A high school couple really "lit up" their prom with their "Dumb & Dumber" outfits! A new coffee craze may light you up with Salmonella. A man who just wanted a fill-up for his Chevy Corvette C8 Z06 got more than he bargained for when a "Karen" went ape over the no...

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:38) A Piece of My Mind (00:04:43) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:10:06) Mrs. Pancho's Potty Stop Stupidity (00:19:06) Woman Robs Sister's Boyfriend At Gunpoint, Tells Him To Strip (00:23:29) A TX Mom Abandons Kids for Over a Month to Attend Out-of-Town Funeral—Sent Meals via Uber Eats (00:26:57) Super Weird, Super Odd, Super Rare: Twins Who Have Different Dads (00:3...

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:53:00) Insane Week In Review (01:07:07) Genius Awards (01:20:08) Closing We've all had one of "those" neighbors...but in Florida, that could be something unbelievable. Such as the one neighbor lady who smeared human waste all over the neighborhood. The days of enjoying a bowl of cereal & slurping down the "cereal milk" are about to be r...

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:36) A Piece of My Mind (00:05:15) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:26:44) CA Woman Driven to Insanity By Taunting Bird That Won’t Leave Her Alone (00:31:32) Massachusetts Woman Convicted For Weaponizing Bees Against Deputies (00:36:12) Chick-fil-A Employee Busted For Stealing $80,000 With Mac & Cheese Scheme (00:41:19) Cancer Patient Develops Uncontrollable Irish Acce...

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:52:05) Insane Week In Review (01:05:44) Genius Awards (01:14:58) Closing What would you do if you were a cop talking to an arson suspect with burnt eyebrows? Find out what the real cops did. If your apartment rent is too high in San Francisco, how about sleeping in a sleeping pod for just $700? Who says the Finnish don't have a the sense of...

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:22) A Piece of My Mind (00:07:09) Weekend Stupidity (Without Pancho Guero) (00:31:06) Weekend Round-Up In Stupidity (00:37:50) Ask A Caller (00:44:08) Closing If your truck is lifted so much that you are driving over other cars...Lamborghini Huracán...maybe go with a half-ton. If you believed the urban legend of where a Chinese restaurant was the cat population was low, y...

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:55:13) Insane Week In Review (01:13:09) Genius Awards (01:25:39) Closing Those GenZ kids are at it again...asking for meetings with co-workers because their lonely. Don't piss away an opportunity to give back to Mother Nature when you can transform your pee into tomato plant food. The "breakfast of champions" is no longer "Wheaties", it's B...

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:09) A Piece of My Mind (00:05:16) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:14:23) Not 1—Not 2—Not 3…but FIVE Deer Crash Into PA Home, Trashing It (00:19:18) A 91-y/o Grandma Found Safe—Gaming In Bedroom During Welfare Check (00:22:52) Air-Beat & Beat? Some Airbnb’s Offering “Sex Dungeons” For The Kinky (00:27:46) Would You Pay $2 Per Minute to Video Chat with...AI Jesus? (00:...

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:50:16) Insane Week In Review (01:04:46) Genius Awards (01:21:38) Closing A bird underwater? It's possible now thanks to a man who built a tiny submarine for his parakeet. A driver from NY tried his hand at being a FL Man by dancing by the freeway...wearing nothing but a hardhat. TikTok has again proven that the stupidest hacks are found the...

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:47) A Piece of My Mind (00:08:28) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:26:36) A New Kind of Human? Living in Space Could Create New Human Species (00:35:16) (Priorities)...Cop On Dating App During a Standoff (00:39:03) Stressed Gen Z is Carrying Around ‘Anxiety Bags’ With Tools to Calm Their Nerves (00:43:04) Guy In NYC Subway Wears a Jacket With LIVE COCKROACHES INSIDE (...

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (01:05:41) Insane Week In Review (01:20:07) Genius Awards (01:32:47) Closing A college prof has found a way to use manual typewriters to keep his students from using AI to write papers in class. And chaos ensued. A 71-y/o school bus driver of elementary students found a way to relieve himself...on the bus...with the students on board. And a dis...