Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

Some people will go to new levels of stupidity to get that perfect selfie. Even if it means getting locked in a jail cell...by accident. A town in PA has found a catchy way for people to remember how to get their holes filled. Men have found a side effect from a diet drug that does not make their manhood thinner. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" found a real "bonus" for your anus if you lov...

If you thought water was tasteless, think again. Apparently rich people have better taste in ways you've never expected. I know those crazy cicadas are big, but I didn't think they were big enough to cause a car crash. But if we're talking "big" nothing's bigger than what Google Maps caught from space that was carved into a baseball field. In this Midweek BONUS Episode... So Now We're Supposed to...

You may have heard of "breaking wind", but stealing it? The Belgians have found themselves in a little "Dutch"... If you're remodeling your home in Memphis, TN you'd better secure your bathroom. Some bold theives rode off with a vanity on their BIKES. A Dutch museum is educating patrons on 17th century sex with a display of a condom made from a sheep's appendix. In This Episode... [A Piece of My M...

David danced naked before the Lord in the Old Testament in the Bible, but I don't think the Britih Airways crew member was getting religious in the World Club cabin toilet. It's pretty common to see a traffic jam on I-24 in Central TN but not caused by a zebra on the loose running down the interstate. If you're planning on driving to or through the state of Idaho, you'd better cover your nuts...an...

Imaging hearing a crash at 5am in your house & you are expecting to find a burglar. Instead, you see is a bear on your stove & a hole in your ceiling. It was a reality for a Kentucky homeowner. Imagine having a Teams meeting with your co-workers working from home when one stands up without realizing he's not wearing pants--OR underwear. And imagine suffering with a sinus infection for 7 ye...

If you've had enough of your mother, just stick a fork in her. One woman tried...and failed. A bratty little pipsquek called a woman a "fat Miss Piggy" and got his head shoved into the window of an airline. The fat "Miss Piggy" got an FBI investigation. If you want to reverse aging, just start emplementing "water-based cooking"...a.k.a. "boiling". In thie Midweek BONUS Episode... A Woman Threatene...

If you ordered a fancy $640 Trump watch, you would expect it to have been made with spellcheck. A shopping trip to a Lowe's hardware store resulted in a discovery inside a storage shed that was not expected...which included a naked man & Vasoline. A beloved score bug seen on TV for years when 2 rival baseball teams played is being put to rest in a solumn salute. In this Episode... A Guy Steals...

How do you wean a 3-y/o from breast feeding? Let 'em eat cake! But does it have to be a "Boob Cake"? It's a big enough shock to come home to find a naked man in your bed & your house ransacked, but then you find a softball-size wad of gum that he left on your dining room table. It's not the "Plop-plop, fizz-fizz" that's blowing up birds in CA, but it does have police & the public stumped....

The best stupidity is naked stupidty & it's not just limited to airports. A Kentucky 7-y/o loves suckers but it was his mom who was the real sucker. If there's going to be an assault with food, it's probably going to happen in FL. And now, nachos have been declared a weapon between two lesbians who got into a fight over food. In this week's Midweek Bonus Episode... PA Man Caught Peeing In the...

If you can't beat 'em--JOIN 'EM. A homeowner who was stunted by state law in evicting squatters in a home he's was trying to sell through a realtor, just moved in with them. The he PAID them to LEAVE. This is not a Steven King movie...it's for real...a neighborhood was shaken when police came in & arrested a CLOWN wielding a CHAINSAW. The Police were shaken when they stopped a woman in OH &amp...

This is Florida's way of dropping bread crumbs so you remember how to get somewhere, except it's not bread crumbs--it's toilet seats. A UK Beaver Officer explains the importance of beaver farts. Meet a man walking around without pants in Florida who told police he goes by the name of "Charles Dickens". In this Midweek BONUS Episode... 0.000001% Chance: A Husband and Wife Were Picked for the Same J...

If you are only half-interested in working out, just work out half of your body. Then you'll look like the famous "Trap Man". Parents are the worst nightmare for daycare workers and teachers. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has proof. Road ragers have upped their game from just yelling at you or cutting you off, to pooping on your hood. In this Episode... [A Piece of My Mind] Trump Wants To Re...

You know it's bad when you have to have your meat locked up at Walmart. A Florida neighborhood has a high testosterone problem...with a woodpecker. If you have some stupid B.S. to share, then give it to Google Gemini & you'll sound like Socrates! In this Midweek BONUS Episode... The Latest Protein Hack: Snacking on a Wedge of Parmesan Cheese A Man Got Caught Breaking Out of Jail, 48 Hours Befo...

I love a good prank as much as anyone, but the moron who pulled the NFL Draft prank on Shedeur Sanders was a bona-fide low-life. Who ever made the salad for one lady in a restaurant forgot to ask her if she wanted to upcharge the order with some fresh rodent! To highlight male fertility, the first-ever Sperm Race was held & won by who else? A guy named, "Milker". In this Episode... STUPID PRAN...

Did you know the former Pontiff of the Roman Catholic Church was a club bouncer in his native Argentina? A woman who really had to "go", went in a beer cave at a PA convenience store despite the bathroom being located right next door. If you don't like something at this pizza shop, you're gonna get billed for bitchin' about it. In this Midweek BONUS Episode... UPDATE: Toco the Human Collie Who Liv...

My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" is surrounded by viruses from his 2 "Little Panchos" & is still waiting for them to find the one remaining Easter egg. He, in the meantime, is just in "survival mode"... He also delves into the new trend of "looksmaxxing". We also hear about a social media influencer who wasn't prepared for a photo shoot in a bikini in sub-freezing temps! And just how far wi...

A Texas Democrat found herself alone in the cotton patch after some stupid remarks she made at a church. A emergency dispatcher found herself in the wrong place to order McDonald's--while she's taking a 911 call. An elementary school Asst. Principal found herself in the wrong place to get a foot rub by a 13-y/o student--in her office. In this Midweek BONUS Episode... Flight Passenger Slammed for S...

If you're puppies can swim, you will be the fastest fertilizer! If your Foster Mom doesn't like you, she might trade you off for a pet monkey! If you don't like who was elected president, you don't have the option to assassinate them! But some left-of-center people didn't get that memo. Pancho Guero, my Insane FL Nephew is trying to get through all of this week's stupidity, but it's hard to keep h...

It seems nowadays more women choose to take off all their clothes in airports. Police nab a man who nabbed "Polly" the pet chicken & had to perform an intervention. School lunches may not taste very good, but school lunch ladies sure do...especially for a 16-y/o. In this Midweek BONUS Episode... A Fake Trucking Company Stole 80,000 Pounds of Meat Worth $350,000 PA Woman Loses $2.5 Million Lott...

This kids have found another urn & have been playing with grandpa...and he tastes so ...um, well, you'll find out. If you don't know how to use an AK-47, it's not a good idea to show it off. There's a lot to learn about the history of buttholes. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" actually learned some new terms! In this episode... [A Piece of My Mind] Gen Z Is Being Labeled ‘the Ghosted Gener...

(00:00:00) Stupidest Parking Ticket; Swimming Hole Sex Show; & Idaho Bans "Truck Nuts" (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Supidity (00:46:30) insane Week In Review (00:58:19) Genius Awards I had 4 hours of my life that I'll never get back taken from the this week. I sat for jury selection...and GOT SELECTED. Ugh. Oh well, it's my "civic duty". Why do they need a radio DJ for a juror? I could have gotten out...

I love ice cream probably more than I love breasts. But I don't need the 2 combined. Jessica Simpson swears by snake sperm to help her sing. If you call a plumber for an emergency, you'd better be prepared to pay up or get plugged up. My Insane FL Nephew celebrates his 34th birthday & is starting to feel old, but you'd never know it by his email address. In this Episode... [A Piece of My Mind]...

The best part of wakin' up is putting a little "perk" in your cup of coffee from an ED drug! Forget taxidermy! The widower of "Three's Company" actress Suzanne Sommers can preserve his wife (who's been dead 2 years) with an A.I. robot of her! Mama Mia! We're having spaghetti with no meatballs! It must mean "It's a GIRL!" I'm serving up stupidity on the buffet line in this Midweek BONUS Episode! In...

Keep an eye out for me appearing in an Internet ad near your screen! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" takes his health kick to a new low--the sewer--by drinking "poop water". And besides our own stupidity, we have more from the rest of the world! In this Episode... DNA Testing Service 23andMe Files for Bankruptcy–DELETE Your DATA! Twin Brothers Marry Twin Sisters in Double Wedding, Go on Joint...

How casual can you get? Well, try "sweatpant jeans". Can't afford eggs? A man in FL is making omlets with iguana eggs & folks love 'em! What do you call a naked man walking around on the highway? Weiner. As in "Shawn Weiner". And in a podcast about stupidity, you'll hear all about it right here. In this Midweek BONUS Episode... FL Man's BMW Test Drive Tantrum Turns Into a Destructive Rampage; ...